微信这个不起眼的功能,居然还挺实用
大人您看!这冰糖葫芦,红润剔透,似圆非圆,绝非俗物! 只有这样的冰糖葫芦,才能配得上,这样倜傥的公子啊。
Your excellency, look! The sugar-coated haws are so red and beautifully shaped. They're definitely yummy. Only such sugar-coated haws can match a charming young man like you. 大人您看!这串糖葫芦颜色多么红润,形状也很漂亮,一定很好吃。 只有这样的糖葫芦,才配得上您这样迷人的年轻人。
Look, my lord. This candied haws is ruddy and translucent, round but not round, definitely not a vulgar thing! Only This kind of candied haws can be worthy of such a suave son.
原来是你这个蠢猪啊。 你才是猪,你爹礼部尚猪!
What a dumbass! You are the dumbass! Your dad is the Minister of dumbasses!
Why don't we put some malt sugar/into the medicine?