The Forbidden City audio guide used to be read by Roger Moore

Rest in peace, Sir Roger, and thanks for leaving us this gem

Although we're saddened by the news that former James Bond, actual knight and by all accounts jolly good egg Roger Moore has passed away at the ripe old age of 89, his legacy lives on in the rather incredible fact that – at least until 2006, according to commenters on the Lonely Planet forum – he used to provide narration for the Forbidden City's audio guide. You need to bring this version back, Palace Museum caretakers!

Artist's impression.

We can't help but feel that, when paired with the suave tones and presumable punning of everyone's favourite debonair uncle, the architecture of the Forbidden City would seem even more impressive.

You can watch an extract from this groovy guide below by hitting 'Read more' below and rejoicing in the kitsch factor of one of Britain's national treasures enunciating his way around what is perhaps China's greatest asset. Our inner Bond Girl is having palpitations right now.

Alternatively, watch Sir Rodge take on the Muppets in what has to be the most joyous thing we've seen all month, with him singing 'Slow Boat To China' with Miss Piggy. We'd laugh at Piggy's attempt at seduction, but we're only jealous. Oh to be a sexy puppet!

Hit 'Read more' to take a virtual tour with Roger Moore for yourself.