魔性神曲《感觉身体被掏空》听哭亿万加班狗！
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看看这歌词：
每一句都是亿万普通上班族的心声啊！听完分分钟想辞职有木有！！！
没完没了的开会，毫无意义的加班……老板膝盖中了无数箭，员工哭着默默转发……
英大第一时间为大家理好了中英对照的台词，感受一下神曲的魅力：
夜幕已笼罩朝阳公园
Night has arrived in Chaoyang Park
广场舞丹瑟已经准备完毕
Plaza dancers are all in place
我看着窗外的树影
I look at the trees' silhouettes through the windows
难道这就是我的青春（当花瓣离开花朵）
Is this all my youth about? (when petals fall from flowers)
有一个老板叫做大卫（叫做大卫）↑
There is a boss named David (named David)
下午六点出现，眼神恰似黑背（恰似黑背）
He showed up at 6pm, with eyes of a German Shepherd. (of a German Shepherd)
手里端着一壶热腾腾的咖啡
and a pot of steaming coffee in his hands
嘿嘿嘿我们要不要来开个会？
Dears, Shall we have a meeting?
我说这样不好吧
I say, is it really the right thing to do?
我要去机场接我年迈滴爸爸（年迈滴爸爸）
I need to head to the airport to pick up my old daddy (my old daddy)
三十多年没见啦
I haven’t seen him for 30 years
他来自遥远的西伯利亚（嗯哼？）
And he came from the remote Siberia (Yes?)
明明白天没事做
I know you’ve been doodling all day
我还看见你在玩直播
I do remember seeing you go live on snapchat.
难道你就没有家
Don’t you have a home
求你不要说出那句话
I beg you. Don’t say what you’re gonna say
宝贝，加班吧
Honey, let’s work overtime
感觉身体被掏空（感觉身体被掏空）I feel like having been drained (I feel like having been drained)
我累得像只狗
as an exhausted dog
我才不累（不累）
No, I’m not tired (not tired)
十八天没有卸妆This makeup has lived on my face for 18 days
月抛戴了两年半And these monthly lens for 1 and half a year
作息紊乱My life is a mess
我却越来越胖And I’m getting fat straight up
起来征战北五环Everyday battling the traffic in the north of the fifth ring
我家住在回龙观And I live in Huilongguan
沙发是我港湾Only the coach is my haven
肚子空空
And when I’m hungry
画饼做梦
I can only try to dream about a pancake
如何放轻松
How to relax
天天KPI
KPI never goes away
不如现在
Right now, how about
收起你的匠人情怀
You save your geek spirit
听我说
And listen to me
我热爱工作
I love working
我真的好喜欢工作（工作让我进步）
I do love working (it helps me progress)
我喜欢学习（超快乐）
I love learning (super happy)
我喜欢学习
I love learning
我真的要去接我爸爸（回家吧）
But I really need to pick up my daddy (so go home)
怎么样，老板？（哈哈哈哈哈哈哈）
So what now, boss? (hahahahahahahahaha)
怎么样，老板？（哈哈哈哈哈哈哈）
So what now, boss? (hahahahahahahahaha)
怎么样，老板？
So what now, boss?
这下你满意了吧
You satisfied?
我真的要去接我爸爸（辞职以后拉黑他）
But I really need to pick up my daddy (you go into the black list after I quit)
谁需要睡觉
Who needs sleeping
多么浪费时间啊
What a waste of time
谁想要吃饭
Who needs eating
PPT是维他命
PPT works as vitamine
怎么样，老板？
So what now, boss?
这下你满意了吧
You satisfied?
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha
感觉身体被掏空（不要加班不要加班不要加班）
I feel like having been drained (no overtime, no overtime, no overtime)
我累得像只狗
As an exhausted dog
我才不累（不累）
I’m not tired (not tired)
十八天没有卸妆
This makeup has lived on my face for 18 days
月抛戴了两年半
And these monthly lens on my eyes for 1 and half a year
作息紊乱
My life is a mess
我却越来越胖（不要加班不要加班）
And I’m getting fatter (no overtime, no overtime)
欧海呀欧海呀嘿依
Oh Hi Ya Oh Hi Ya Hey Hey
我要去云南
I’m going to Yunnan
欧海呀欧海呀嘿依
Oh Hi Ya Oh Hi Ya Hey Hey
告别回龙观（不加班不要加班）
Bye-bye Huilongguan (no overtime, no overtime)
欧海呀欧海呀嘿依
Oh Hi Ya Oh Hi Ya Hey Hey
带上我爸爸
Go with my daddy
欧海呀欧海呀嘿依
Oh Hi Ya Oh Hi Ya Hey Hey
大口吃瓜，快意飞马
Eat watermelon like a lunatic. Ride horses like a psychopath
身体被掏空
I feel like having been drained
欧海呀欧海呀嘿依
Oh Hi Ya Oh Hi Ya Hey Hey
我要去云南
I’m going to Yunnan
欧海呀欧海呀嘿依
Oh Hi Ya Oh Hi Ya Hey Hey
告别回龙观
Bye-bye Huilongguan
欧海呀欧海呀嘿依
Oh Hi Ya Oh Hi Ya Hey Hey
带上我爸爸
Go with my daddy
欧海呀欧海呀嘿依
Oh Hi Ya Oh Hi Ya Hey Hey
不要加班！不要加班！不要加班！
No more overtime! No more overtime! No more overtime!
（译：梅园西墙的王半仙）
早在今年一月，彩虹合唱团的《张士超你到底把我家钥匙放哪里了》就拿下“新年第一发神曲”称号。整首歌曲风如同史诗般恢弘激昂，货真价实的是首合唱交响正经曲子……就是你听歌词的时候会渐渐发现：
喂，这不就是我找不着钥匙在哪，进不了家门的囧境么……！
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神曲缔造者Rainbow Chamber Singers，上海彩虹室内合唱团，由上海音乐学院指挥系学生自发组织成立，渐渐也有各路热爱合唱的路人甲乙丙丁加入——从程序员到会计，从化学家到人类学博士……年龄跨度18-24岁，他们都来自五湖四海，但都热爱合唱热爱音乐。
当然彩虹合唱团的灵魂人物——艺术总监金诚志也功不可没，《张士超你到底把我家钥匙放哪里了》还有今日刷屏的《感觉身体被掏空》，词曲作者都是他……
是不是已被成功圈粉？《感觉身体被掏空》，你听哭了没TT？