朋友圈父母的神回复：爹妈都自带段子手光环啊
你的微信、微博有加你爸妈吗？如果加了，是不是有时候特别后悔加了他们？
今天，英大和你分享，老外在社交媒体上是怎么被父母雷得外焦里嫩的...
Michael was surely left red faced when his mother suggested he wasn't as experienced with the ladies as he claimed.
Michael妈妈暗示大家说Michael在和女性相处上根本没有什么经验，这下他可糗大了。
— 原装波波神马的最赞了
— 你最近一次摸乳房应该就是我给你喂奶的时候了吧！哈哈哈哈！
Amanda was less than amused by her son Terry's inventive new name on Facebook.
Amanda对儿子Terry在Facebook上起的新名字(MyDiKisFaMoUs:我的【哔——】很赞呢)可是一点儿都不满意。
— 赶紧把名字改回来不然我关你禁闭！
— 我错了妈...
Tim was less than impressed to find out that his brother Casey is his mum's favourite child.
Tim看到妈妈说哥哥Casey是她最爱的孩子时心碎了一地。
— 每到感恩节我最想感谢的人就是我的儿子Casey。他是全美最棒的儿子。我爱你Casey！
— 你的另一个儿子看了表示...好尴尬啊...
When Damion hoped that a pretty girl would come and visit him it is unlikely that he wanted his mum to be that someone.
Damion说想要一个美女来看他的时候，他应该并不想让妈妈当那个“美女”。
— 或许我在床上躺一整天就能等到一个美女来敲门然后和我一起出去逛了。
— 你想让我今天去看看你吗？
— 并不，妈...
Ronnie warned Cam to back off when he left an explicit message on his daughter's status.
Cam在Ronnie女儿的状态下面留了句很直白的回复，Ronnie警告他闪远点儿。
— 在这个性感的季节感觉活了起来，温热的空气抚着她的脖颈、阳光吻着她的脸颊、微风那看不见的手指穿过她的青丝。
— 我是不是该硬起来了？
— Cam,她老爸在看她Facebook，建议你还是不要了。
Chelsea had to politely decline her mother's invitation to tuck her in.
Chelsea只能婉拒她妈妈要为她盖被子的请求。
— 这三天都没怎么睡...还要...接着...嗨=}
— 要我过去帮你盖好被子吗？
— 妈...别在我Facebook朋友面前这样...
This man was clearly trying to show off his more serious side until his mother pointed out a beloved childhood toy in the background of the photo.
很明显这位男生想炫一下自己严肃的一面，可他妈妈偏要指出照片背景里有他童年时最爱的玩具。
— 照片背景是Mr. Pigums吗？
Joe tried to make a lewd joke about his penis but his mother struggled with the punch line.
Joe只是想讲个黄段子，但是他妈没看懂。
— 医生建议我不要拿重物，所以我现在只能坐着小便了...
— 什么情况？你是在说手术吗？
— 我好着呢妈，别理我...
James is becoming increasingly exasperated with his Dad's inability to use Facebook inbox.
James爸爸不会用Facebook收件箱，搞得James很恼火。
— James，只是想告诉你奶奶出院了。她情况好多了，就是还拉肚子。什么时候才能痊愈呢？看情况吧。
— 我滴个神呐，私信我啊老爸，私信！
Casey probably felt that this was a little too much information on her mother's part.
Casey妈妈的回复...信息量有点儿大。
— 如果你在派对上脱光了的话…嘿嘿嘿
— 不然你以为你和你妹是怎么来的…
你爸妈，在你朋友圈回复过什么有趣的内容吗？
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