How to Deal With Smog
Hey it’s that wonderful time of the year! No, we’re not talking about holidays. It’s winter, which means cold temps = more electricity use = more coal burning = airpocalypse (or something like that). Whatever the causes are, you have a lot of options for dealing with the winter smog. For example…
PRETEND IT’S FOG
Fog can be nice and romantic… just pretend it’s a foggy day, avoid looking at AQI numbers to keep the illusion alive.
USE TINY FANS TO BLOW IT AWAY FROM YOUR FACE
This gardener/beekeeper guy has the right idea. Free billion dollar invention up for grabs here!
GET ONE OF THOSE JURRASIC PARK BUBBLES
You may get a few smudges on it though.
HOLD YOUR BREATH
Just, ya know, hold your breath and check your AQI apps every two minutes until you induce a panic attack.
GAS MASK
Wear a gas mask, this is also a great way to avoid uncomfortable eye contact on your commute to work.
CIGARETTE BUTTS IN THE NOSE
Why not! You have to smell ciggarette smoke everyday anyway, at least this way you'll be making the most of it by filtering toxic air. And the best part- you'll never have trouble finding some to use!
LEARN TO APPRECIATE IT AS A SIGN OF ECONOMIC SUCCESS AND PROSPERITY
“It is the smell of money” according to some.