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The 10 Girls You Meet at a Shanghai Club

2017-04-15 ShanghaiWOWeng

Shanghai clubs are weird, wild and (sometimes) wonderful. If you’re a guy who frequent them to meet women, you’ll likely come across the same general cast of characters. For example…


The ID Check

 


This girl seems pretty cool, good looking, but there’s something not quite right about it. Maybe it’s a few of the phrases she’s using, her suspiciously youthful face, or that Disney iphone case. Since they almost never check ID’s at clubs, it might be a good idea for you to in this particular situation.


The Exotic Mystery Woman

 


Is she Russian, Thai, middle eastern, maybe from some unknown region of China… who the hell knows (she’s probably Russian though). Buy her a drink, strike up a conversation and guard your kidneys. 


The _BC

 


Did she say she’s ABC, or CBC? Maybe VBC, or from South Korea, but born in China and then moved back there but came back here again for college… dammit. You’d better remember this shit, because she’s gonna pop quiz you tomorrow morning after you sleep together, and if you can’t recite her biography back verbatim it will be the last time she talks to you. 


Trap Chick

 



Yeahhhh, purple drink and stuff. You might not be sure exactly what the hell that is, or how to describe what exactly a trap girl is, or does, or likes, but she’ll be at the club. Buy her a drink, tell her you like Future and see what happens. 


Drug Chick

 


Although this girl seems ‘chill’ she’s not at all. Her reality is being stretched to the breaking point by some combination of drugs you’ve maybe never even heard of. 


The Drinking Problem

 


This girl is fun, but she’s a total god-damned mess. Maybe it’s just tonight, maybe it’s a regular thing, who knows. You have to catch her just at the right time of the night if you want to have any sort of coherent conversation or chance at a hook up, otherwise she’s on the bus to black-out city with no brakes and all of her friends as passengers. ALL ABOARD!


The Take Me Homer

 


This girl wants you to take her home, like, now. You don’t know why and you don’t care, you’re down, except… it’s like 10:30. You’re in the grey area where no one can give you advice and you’ll have to decide if this is the only train leaving the station tonight, or if you should risk it all to find a more sexy train that might never come. 


Hot Locals Near You

 


You thought all the local girls were busy starring at their phones at M2, you were wrong! One has somehow ended up in front of you and is mildly interested in you. Exchange wechats, don’t get mad when she takes 10 minute conversation breaks to play candy crush, buy her a watermelon juice and you just might get lucky tonight. 


Tourist



 

She’s from Florida and staying in a nearby hostel, she’s hot and has no idea what bars are cool here. Don’t oversell your tour guide abilities, just a few suggestions, buy a drink and tell her you have a nice apartment. 


The Jaded Expat Woman

 


She’s not interested in you, she’s not interested in anything in the city actually, the spark of curiosity died with her last work visa, given to her buy a company she hates, but pays her too much money to do something else. Don’t even bother with…  oh wait never mind she wants to go home with you all of a sudden. 


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