10 Things to Do in Shanghai if You are Heart Broken
Today is Qixi or, Chinese Valentine's Day. If you got your heart broken recently don't fret. It happens to the best of us. If you find yourself in this sorry situation don’t worry- we’ve got 10 ways for you to get your swerve back and/or drown you sorrows. Enjoy.
Try the 12 Beer Challenge at Boxing Cat
You are sad. You are gonna get drunk anyways. Why not get totally F*ckd up for free, and get your photo on the wall as tribute? If you can finish 12 beers in 2 hours the world is yours, if not… you’ll have to pay up.
Spend All Your Money at Sephora or Victora’s Secret
Girls, if you need something to cover up your swollen red eyes after crying for 5 hours, AND replace your tear soaked pajamas with some sexy lingerie for whatever come next, this is the best thing for you.
Eat Pizza in Your Bed
There’s nothing more indulgently depressing that screams ‘I GIVE UP’. Lay in your bed wearing sweatpants and eat a whole pizza, preferably while crushing a season or two of some vapid tv series.
Do 5 work out sessions in one day
Beat the sadness down with sheer exhaustion! The other upside, of course, you can get a fit body for your next relationship or maybe even a rebound hookup from the gym.
Take a Nice New Selfie for Your Tinder Profile
Tinder, the perfect remedy for all the singles (also open-minded couples). Whether you’re heart broken, physically broken, or morally broken. Everybody deserves to be swiped right on.
Do the Bistro Burger Challenge
Ok. So you’ve conquered the beer challenge. Why not doing the burger challenge right after that? You might end up in the hospital with pancreatitis. But hey, just let the doctors deal with that problem!
Watch all Episodes of GOT all Over Again
Let’s do a quick math, there are about 65 episodes of Game of Thrones so far. So it’ll take approximately 70 hours of your life to watch them all. You are lucky if you are the 10% of humankind who has never seen this show before, it’s a brand new experience and opportunity at fantastical escapism!
Go on a Spontaneous Adventure
Pack your bag, bring all your sexy bikinis. Escape to a tropical island and spend a week there. At least that’s what Jason Segel did in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Hollywood movies must be right, right?
Learn Something New
Salsa, twerking, coding... learn whatever you can think of. It takes your mind off the sadness, and you get a new life skill.
Replace Your Memory of Him/Her with Your Friend
That’s tricky one, but let me explain. For example, you and your ex-bae made a cute couple picture on the bund. Then just ask one of your friends to make an exact same photo with you at the exact same place. Hopefully it tricks your mind and replaces your memory of your dead-end relationship with a lovely friend who will always stay.
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