Heyyy Girl, KFC Launches 'Mojito Girl'

KFC has officially lost their minds. Just when you thought things couldn’t get any weirder in those depressingly surreal little chicken meat dens, the chain has launched some sort of pink mojito campaign.

So how did we hear about this? Well, we didn’t. We just walked by a KFC and it was pretty hard to miss.

If you think the outside of the store is overdone, the inside is pure insanity, Mojito Girl posters and decor from top to bottom.

It even looked like they had a grand opening Mojito Girl party, there were a bunch of signatures on this.

We had to try one, they come in one size and cost RMB 13.

We were immediately disappointed upon finding out that they DO NOT, in fact, have any alcohol in them. If you’ve ever had a Shirley Temple, they taste exactly like that. Sprite with cherry juice.

We decided to buy rum at a 7-11 and jazz things up a little bit.

5-0 showed up, luckily he didn’t seem interested in us drinking cocktails inside a KFC at 3 in the afternoon.

Without booze it’s pretty unremarkable. WITH booze it’s amazing. We recommend buying and adding booze if you dabble with the Mojito Girl. That’s probably what Colonel Sanders would’ve wanted.

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