The funniest things we've overheard in Shanghai this month

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'Actually, I find all the emojis quite sexy'

'He doesn't like memes, which is a huge problem’

'I feel like they're just easing us into a full, forced switch to Comic Sans'

'Your ideal vegetarian food is perfumed with the scent of meat’

'Life ain’t easy for a middle-aged DJ'

'Okay I need to go take a nap at the gym and then get my fat content measured or something'

'I feel way cooler when I'm chewing gum'

'Plastic bags? Thanks to you we now have something that will outlive us all'

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