被科研耽误的段子手？附诺奖名单
进入10月，2017年诺贝尔奖相继揭晓，我们先为大家盘点一下各个奖项花落谁家：
诺贝尔生理学或医学奖
This year's Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine has been awarded to 3 Americans for their discoveries about the body's daily rhythms.
The prize has been awarded jointly to Jeffrey C. Hall, Michael Rosbash and Michael W. Young for their discoveries surrounding the molecular mechanisms that control our the circadian rhythms.
诺贝尔物理学奖
The Nobel Physics Prize 2017 has been awarded to three scientists for their discoveries in faint ripples flying through the universe called gravitational waves.
The winners are Rainer Weiss of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology and Barry C. Barish and Kip S. Thorne of the California Institute of Technology.
诺贝尔化学奖
The 2017 Nobel Prize for Chemistry has been awarded to two American researchers and one Swiss.
The Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences announced that Jacques Dubochet, Joachim Frank and Richard Henderson will share the prize "for developing cryo-electron microscopy used for the high-resolution structure determination of bio-molecules in solution".
诺贝尔文学奖
The Nobel Prize for Literature for 2017 has been awarded to Kazuo Ishiguro（石黑一雄）.
Kazuo Ishiguro was born on November 8th, 1954 in Nagasaki, in Japan. The family moved to the United Kingdom when he was just five years old.
诺贝尔和平奖
The International Campaign to Abolish Nuclear Weapons - ICAN - has won the 2017 Nobel Peace Prize.
The Norwegian Nobel Committee says the organization is receiving the award for its work to draw attention to the catastrophic humanitarian consequences of any use of nuclear weapons.
诺贝尔经济学奖
An American professor has been awarded this year's Nobel Prize in Economics.
Richard H. Thaler has been awarded this year's prize for his analysis of how human behavior can effect economic decisions.
在新一批炙手可热的诺奖得主当中，有一位成功引起了中外媒体的注意。
原因是他的简历 太！搞！笑！了！
多家媒体不约而同地选择了同一个细节来做标题：
5岁时，人生初次成就达成——从此再也不怕黑了……
他就是2017年诺贝尔化学奖得主雅克·杜波谢（Jacques Dubochet），一位被科研事业耽误了的段子手。
现将他的CV原文贴上，大家直接感受一下：
Prof. Jacques Dubochet - Honorary Professor of biophysics
Previous director of the Laboratory of Ultrastructural Analysis (LAU) and of the Centre of Electron Microscopy.
Past researches and actual interests
Curriculum Vitae
October 1941
Conceived by optimistic parents. （一对乐观的父母有了孩纸）
1946
No longer scared of the dark, because the sun comes back; it was Copernicus who explained this. （不再怕黑了，因为太阳总会再回来，这是哥白尼解释的）
1948-55
1st part of an experimental scientific career in Vallis and Lausanne (instruments: knives, needles, strings, matches). （开启了第一阶段的实验科学生涯，实验器材是小刀、针线和火柴）
1955
First official dyslexic in the canton of Vaud - this permitted being bad at everything ... and to understand those with difficulties. （瑞士沃州首位官方认证的诵读困难者，获得了各种事都做不好的特许……也因此理解了那些有困难的人）
1962
Federal maturity exam.
1967
Physicist-engineer at EPUL to become biologist. 1968 Very important.（非常重要？Excuse me？）
1969
Certificate of Molecular Biology at Geneva to become biophysicist. Began to study electron microscopy of DNA, which remains my main topic.
1973
Thesis in biophysics at Geneva and Basle with Eduard Kellenberger who taught me biophysics, ethical responsibility and durable friendship.
1970 -76
Very classic psychoanalysis （非常经典的精神分析。这又是什么鬼？！！！）1978 Group leader at EMBL (Heidelberg); how to introduce water in electron microscopy. Discovery of water vitrification and development of cryo-electron microscopy.
1987
Professor at l'UNIL, Department of Ultrastructural Analyis.
1998
Président of the Biology section with the chance to perform this assignment with Nicole Galland and Pierre Hainard, and to live at a moment when interesting things were happening in biology in Lausanne.
2002
(start) End of the assignment. Sabbatical in Australia, Germany and Paris. 2004-7 Maturation of CEMOVIS (cryo-electron microscopy of vitreous sections).
2007
June Retirement Colloquium.
2007 =>
Host of the Dpt. of Ecology and Evolution. Science and Society for elderly.
细心的你可能已经发现了，这份简历的排版也很粗糙，例如1968年、1978年和2004-7年都没有单独分行。
呵呵，这可不是小编粗心。人家在洛桑大学官网上的简历就是这样写的，我们只是原文的搬运工。
而在被媒体广为报道之后，雅克·杜波谢似乎也没打算要更新自己的简历，就连荣获诺贝尔奖这件事儿至今也没加上。
难怪有网友说，“当了大牛就可以随便写CV了”
在你的记忆里，还有什么可爱有趣的大牛？
快来和我们分享ta的故事。
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