Have you noticed a little more love being shared in WeChat Moments today?
今天，你的微信朋友圈里是否洋溢着爱的祝福？
Many people are choosing to publicly post their love and admiration for their moms on social media. A typical example goes like this:
很多朋友们喜欢把对妈妈的爱和赞美晒在社交网络上，例如：
CD君的朋友
妈妈我爱你！最美的祝福送给全天下最美的女神，愿你青春常驻，永远幸福。
26分钟前
老板，岁月如风，铁蛋
CD君的朋友：Mom, I love you; all the best wishes to you, the world's most beautiful mom. I hope you can stay young forever and I bless you with eternal happiness. （英文翻译）
We all love the occasional public display of affection but we're all too familiar with how real relationships work with a "loving" mother.
喜欢时不时公开秀一下对妈妈的爱，这CD君可以理解，但实际生活中，大家和亲爱的妈妈怎么互动，自己心里也该有数吧？
Moms have a unique way of expressing their love; they can be the greatest person in the world…until their "unique way" makes our lives a little bit unbearable from time to time. Please read through the following list and see if anything looks familiar.
妈妈是这个世界上最伟大的物种，她的爱是独特的，也是……一言难尽的。今天，CD君与大家分享一些不得不吐槽的“妈妈爱我的方式”，欢迎大家来确认眼神，看看这是不是你家妈。
1
The strict mom
禁欲系老干部
She is always on hand to chip away at your budding enthusiasm, especially when you speak about your first crush during your teenage years: "Falling in love too early will not make you a good student. I'm only saying this for your own good."
每个中学生背后都有一位“禁欲系”妈妈。青春懵懂时，对异性心生欢喜，但早恋的萌芽多半被妈妈的一盆凉水扼杀：谈恋爱了还怎么好好学习，我这么说都是为你好！
Of course, this tone changes after your college years when it turns out you cannot get married quick enough. If the guilt trip doesn't wind you up then wait until the blind date she's set up for you, that will definitely push you over the edge.
毕业工作后当然就画风突变了，不能按时结婚可不行，妈妈这时会切换到“催婚”模式。如果这样的“旁敲侧击”还不能让你积极行动起来，那你就等着被安排相亲吧，这招一定能逼你就范。
Please get married, don't you want to give me grandchildren, you're nearly 30!
赶紧结婚吧，我也该抱孙子了，都快30的人了，还不着急！
2
The contradictory mom
矛盾集合体
Your mom could count the days until you return home, longing for you to be near her once more. However, if you outstay your welcome then the love-inn could turn into a nightmare hotel. It turns out that the longer you stay, the more she resents you.
你不在家的时候她眼巴巴等你回来，但如果放假跟她呆久了，没准温馨的家会变成噩梦的摇篮，她会越来越看你不顺眼。
You either sleep in bed or play with your phone every day. You don't even hang out with your friends?
天天在家里睡觉玩手机，你都不出去跟朋友们交流的吗？
Be careful if you come back home late after a party, she'll probably criticize you, saying you're too wild.
如果你真的出门玩嗨了，回家太晚就又要挨一顿批评，嫌弃你玩野了不回家。
3
The feeding mom
喂养高手
No matter how much weight you've gained, you're way too slim in your mom's eyes. Let go of the diet plan. Your mom always has thousands of ways to feed you and encourage you to have another bite when you're already full.
无论你吃成什么样，在妈妈眼里永远是个瘦子。精心制定的节食计划在她那里突然变得不堪一击，因为她总能成功把你喂得饱饱的，再使劲给你多塞上几口。
Come on, just one last bite. OK, one more?
来，吃最后一口…….吃完了？再吃最后一口！
While you're in her home, remember only the food made by your mom is qualified. Don't ever think of ordering takeout. It's impossible to eat out because your mum is utterly perplexed as to why you'd want to eat anywhere else. All you can do is sit at the table and eat home-cooked food.
只要她在你身边，吃饭这事，只能认准“妈妈牌”。点外卖？不存在的。饭店下馆子更别想，家里饭这么好吃，你还想去哪儿？你只能乖巧地坐在家里餐桌上，享用爱的投喂。
4
The cleaning mom
洁癖之母
How does it feel like to have a mom with mysophobia? (High water consumption)When she's always doing the laundry, washing, cleaning, mopping 24/7, it's going to make you look terribly lazy in her eyes.
有一个爱干净的妈妈是什么体验？（家里用水量是别人好几倍。）擦地、刷碗、洗衣服，她无时无刻都在做家务，这也会无限放大你的懒惰。
See the hairs on your floor? I'll wait and see when you clean them.
地板上头发那么多，我就看你啥时候捡起来！
To your despair, no matter how hard you try to de-clutter and dust your room, your mom still finds a speck of dirt and dismisses your entire endeavor. Sure, you'd like praise but all you receive is dissatisfaction, were you expecting anything else?
最绝望的是，你花一个周末的时间把屋子收拾个底朝天，清理了一年的陈年老土，美美地等着她夸你“真勤快”，结果等来的却是拒绝三连。想让妈妈夸你？天真！
5
The fashion-police mom
时尚绝缘体
Fashionable hoodies and jeans with holes in them don't make you look cool, they make you look scruffy in your mom's eyes. She would blurt out: "Look at you! What are you wearing?" Few clothes in your closet could match her aesthetic. Your mom's style can easily leave you speechless.
你穿着新潮的卫衣和破洞牛仔回家，妈妈一定会嫌弃你打扮得邋遢。第一句话一定是：你怎么穿成这样啊！你衣橱里没几件她能看上眼的衣服。妈妈的迷之审美，总是能让人无言以对：
Your fringe cut is blocking your forehead now. Pull your hair away from your face!
脑门前那一撮头发挡着脸多难看啊，头发全梳起来多精神！
Why do you have to wear glasses when you're not near-sighted at all?
你没近视戴什么眼镜啊？
Isn't it weird to wear pajamas outside?
你穿个睡衣出门，不奇怪吗？
6
The internet guardian mom
网管
In your mother's world, fancy internet memes are prohibited and cute animals aren't serious enough. How about an ID photo with a big smile and an elegant posture?
在老妈的世界里，乱七八糟的表情包不能用，萌宠动物不正经，难不成要拿出岁月静好的高清证件照做头像？
▲ 有一种崩溃，叫“老被妈妈逼着换头像”
How many times have you been asked to change your WeChat portrait?
妈妈会用微信以后，要求你换了多少次头像？
Please change your WeChat portrait. I don't like the one you're using right now.
换个微信头像吧，这个我看着不舒服。
When you finally settle down with a fine picture that suits her sensibilities, your mom would begin finding fault with your WeChat nickname. Step in line or go offline!
当你终于找到一张符合她胃口的头像时，她又开始不满意你的微信名了。要么乖乖听话，要么别玩微信。
7
The winter worrier mom
防寒战士
Moms in this category will constantly try to warn you just how cold you'll be if you leave the house in anything less than a winter jumpsuit. Long johns are indispensable, at least for three seasons of the year. On those colder days, your mom is always close at hand with a scarf, some gloves or a wooly hat to prepare you for any climate!
有一种冷，叫“你妈觉得你冷”，不全副武装上防寒连体裤出门她一定唠叨不停。秋裤是一年三季的常备品，冬天出门，围巾、手套和羊毛帽子，她永远觉得你少穿一件。
"Don't go outside unless you put on these clothes!" your mom will demand as she blocks the front door.
“套上这件，不穿别想走！”想象下老妈堵在门口的架势。
Ultimately, mothers are strong women who perform many roles in their lives: teacher, care-giver, friend, protector — they are superheroes in regular clothing and will always hold that umbrella up for you rain or shine.
妈妈是一个爱逞强的物种，她们扮演着不同的人生角色：老师、保姆、朋友、监护人。她们是穿着便装的超人，无论阴晴，她都冲在前面为你遮风挡雨。
Women are "weak", until they become mothers. Have you seen the weakness through their claims?
“女本柔弱，为母则刚”。她们拙劣的谎言你都看懂了吗？
"No, I'm not tired at all. I can't stay at home all the times, and I need to stretch my legs."
我不累，不能老在家里闲着。
"Don't save money when you're outside. We've got plenty of money here."
你一个人在外面，钱别省着，我跟你爸钱够花。
"You don't have to come home for the holiday. I know you're busy."
你过节不用回家，好好忙你的去吧。
So if it's been a while, give your mom a call, visit her, buy her some flowers and above all, tell her "thank you" for all the love she gives!
如果你许久不回家了，给她打个电话吧，或者多回去看看，买些鲜艳的花，跟她说一声“谢谢妈”！
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