英文小笑话

TOM'S EXCUSE

Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

Tom:  Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go Slow."

汤姆的借口

老师：汤姆，你为什么每天上学都迟到呢？

汤姆：每次我路过拐角的时候，一个路标上写着：“学校——慢行”

A GREAT MAN

Teacher:  Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today? Student:  Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.

一名伟人

老师：如果莎士比亚还活着，他会是一名伟人吗？ 

学生：当然。因为到目前为止，还没有人活到400多岁。

Who Is the Laziest?

Father: Well,Tom,I asked to your teacher today,and now I want to ask you a question.Who is the laziest person in your class?

Tom: I don't know,father.

Father: Oh,yes,you do!Think!When other boys and girls are doing and writing,who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?

Tom: Our teacher,father.

谁最懒

父亲：哎,汤姆,今天我跟你们老师谈过,现在我想问你个问题.你们班上谁最懒?

汤姆：我不知道,爸爸。

父亲：啊,不对,你知道!想想看,当别的孩子们都在做作业、写字时,谁在课堂上坐着,只是看人家做功课?

汤姆：我们老师,爸爸。

I'm Trying to Stop It

Father:  Boy,why have you got cotton-wool in your ear?Is it infected?

Son: No,sir,but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other ,so I am trying to stop it.

我要把它堵在里面

父亲： 孩子,你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了吗?

儿子： 没有,老师.可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进,一个耳朵里出,所以我要把它堵在里面。

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