President Trump's Chinese Horoscope

Donald Trump is now the 45th President of the United States, and people from all across the world will be watching anxiously to see how his term in office unfolds. To get some idea of what lies ahead, we decided to find out what Chinese astrology has to say on the subject. Because, you know, it can’t be less accurate than the opinion polls.

I turned to my favorite online soothsayer, Master Tsai at chinesefortunecalendar.com, whose guidance I have sought before. “Donald Trump has a very special birth chart,” Master Tsai tells us. “His Five Elements are extremely out of balance. The birth chart has too much Fire and Earth, with almost no Water or Metal.”

But what does this mean, Master Tsai?

“That means Donald Trump’s Wet Soil is full of energy.” Careful now. “Earth is also connected to land. In Trump’s case: real estate. Any business related to Earth will bring him money.”

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This article first appeared on our sister website beijing-kids.com.

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