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25张高清无码图剧透你的美帝大学生活
每个人出生的时候都是祖国的花朵，但是总有人不经意间长成了奇葩，我们在出国前总是壮志雄心想要书写传奇，但总有人一不小心写成了段子。在朋友圈被刷爆之后，我们为你带来美国大学的25个高清无码瞬间。
1.在上课的第一天走错教室
Walking into the wrong classroom on the first day.
2.总有人在不经意间问起你的final
When anyone asks how the end of the semester is going.
3.每一个吃土少女/少年都有一颗直面账单的心
Trying to stay on top of your finances.
4.在有网线和WiFi的地方写paper是对自己的虐待
The infinite dangers of writing papers on a machine with access to the internet.
5.deadline第一生产力但是我有迷之自信
Sitting down to write a paper that counts for 30% of your grade the night before it’s due.
6. 我曾面瘫如曾良，只因选了8点课
Trying to keep it together during an 8 a.m. class.
7.在学术生活和社交活动中找到完美平衡
Finding that perfect balance between academics and socializing.
8.说好陪我到白头，你却偷偷焗了油
When all your friends have finished their finals and you’ve still got one left.
9.在真实的世界和父母的眼光里尝试双轨制生活
Having to live a double life for the sake of your parents.
10.在presentation前一天想起了还有个project...
Forgetting to do a project until the morning it’s due.
11. 母校永远是你的坚强后盾，然而现实从这正面糊了你一脸
Feeling like your university is really there to support you on your journey to success.
12.你终于明白，学习真正的技术没准备一场考试来得实在
When you learn an entire new skill rather than studying for a test
13. 只要不怕卷，门门是任选
The lengths some people go to just to get through those electives.
14. 当你周五晚上准备出去浪...
When someone asks you if you want to go out on a Friday night.
15. 当你的父母问你在大学学得怎么样...
When your parents ask how classes are going.
16. 你在美帝的图书馆里迎风流涕，袅袅婷婷傲娇一身之病
When disaster strikes and you actually have to go to the library to do research.
17. 有些事情看着很简单，但你永远学不会
Not understanding why it seems so easy for everyone else.
18. 在每一天都提醒自己要吃一顿营养午餐
Trying to fit a healthy lunch in between back-to-back classes.
19. 考完试天不会塌，但是你可以自己崩溃
That deep sense of dread everyone feels right after a test.
20. 授人以鱼，考人以鱽鱾鲀鱿鲃鲂鲉
When the professor asks you something that wasn’t covered in the reading.
21. 在交paper的前一天，你总能发现重要的事
When you’ve got a paper that’s due tomorrow but have important stuff that just can’t wait.
22. 宁可相信天上有鬼，不要相信老师第一节课上的那张嘴
Thinking you’ll be fine skipping the introductory course.
23. 每当你精疲力尽寻找家的港湾
Every time you go home for break.
24. 成绩单上大写的B，倒映出密密麻麻的傻逼
Somehow getting a solid B- on a test you didn’t study for.
25. 会的不考，考得不会
And always feeling like you’re the Jerry or Robby in this situation.
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