10个英语冷笑话，你能get到几个笑点？

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英语汇

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本帕整理了10个简短的英语冷笑话，大家同乐。

1

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Lunch is on me.

Lunch is on me字面意思：把午饭放在我上面。引申义：午饭的钱我来付。

2

What do cars, trees, and elephants all have in common?

They all have trunks.

truck的三种意思：汽车车尾行李箱；树干；象鼻。

3

What do you call a fish with no eye?

A fsh.

eye与i同音。

4

What kind of building is the tallest in the world?

A library; it has the most stories.

stories的两种意思：故事（复数）；楼层 。

5

What kind of driver never gets a speeding ticket?

A screwdriver.

speeding ticket：超速罚单；screwdriver：螺丝起子

6

What two things aren't eaten for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.

好冷……

7

Why is an empty purse always the same?

Because there's never any change in it.

change的两种意思：改变；零钱

8

What does a bee use to brush its hair?

A honeycomb!

honeycomb：蜂巢；comb：梳子。

9

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

cold hard cash为习惯用语，意指「实打实的现金」 。

10

Why did the boy throw butter out the window?

He wanted to see a butterfly.

butter：黄油；butterfly：蝴蝶；

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