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10个英语冷笑话，你能get到几个笑点？
1.What did one plate say to the other plate?
Lunch is on me.
Lunch is on me字面意思：把午饭放在我上面。引申义：午饭的钱我来付。
2.What do cars, trees, and elephants all have in common? They all have trunks.
truck的三种意思：汽车车尾行李箱；树干；象鼻。
3.What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh.
eye与i同音。
4.What kind of building is the tallest in the world? A library; it has the most stories.
stories的两种意思：故事（复数）；楼层
5.What kind of driver never gets a speeding ticket? A screwdriver.
speeding ticket：超速罚单；screwdriver：螺丝起子
6.What two things aren't eaten for breakfast? Lunch and dinner.
好冷……
7.Why is an empty purse always the same? Because there's never any change in it.
change的两种意思：改变；零钱
8.What does a bee use to brush its hair? A honeycomb!
honeycomb：蜂巢；comb：梳子。
9.Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash!
cold hard cash为习惯用语，意指「实打实的现金」
10.Why did the boy throw butter out the window?
He wanted to see a butterfly.
butter：黄油；butterfly：蝴蝶；
（本文源自：英语汇）