不会作词的真人秀明星不是一位好总统,《推特治国之歌》送给你
特朗普“推特治国”的名号由来已久，推特已成为他发泄愤怒、表达抗议的重要渠道，在推特上怼来怼去已经成为他的总统的日常。
国外网友用川普的一系列推文编成了这首《推特治国之歌》，堪称摇滚神曲，超！带！劲！
https://v.qq.com/txp/iframe/player.html?vid=b1313ffcbac&width=500&height=375&auto=0
Just had a very open and successful presidential election. Now professional protesters, incited by the media, are protesting. Very unfair!
刚结束了一场非常公开且成功的总统选举，就有职业示威者在媒体的煽动下示威抗议。这不公平！
I would have done even better in the election, if that is possible, if the winner was based on popular vote - but would campaign differently,
Campaigning to win the Electoral College is much more difficult & sophisticated than the popular vote.
在这次大选中我本应该表现得更好，如果可能的话，基于普选票数来决出胜者，但是我要用另一种拉票方式，通过选举人团制度赢得大选，要比通过普选更困难，更复杂。
In addition to winning the Electoral College in a landslide, I won the popular vote if you deduct[1] the millions of people who voted illegally.
除了以压倒性的胜利赢得选举团投票，我还赢下了普选，如果你扣除数百万人的非法投票。
[1]deduct:to take away an amount or part from a total 减，减去；扣除
The player had points deducted (from his score) for arguing with the referee.
那名运动员因与裁判争辩而被扣分。
I will be asking for a major investigation into VOTER FRAUD,
我将要求对选举舞弊进行大范围的调查，
If the press would cover me accurately & honorably, I would have far less reason to "tweet." Sadly, I don't know if that will ever happen!
如果媒体能真实并体面地报道我，我就不会有这么多理由“发推特”。悲剧的是，我不知道这样的事是否会发生！
Meryl Streep, one of the most over-rated actresses in Hollywood, doesn't know me but attacked last night at the Golden Globes. She is a Hillary flunky[2] who lost big.
你是好莱坞最被高估的女演员之一，却在昨天晚上金球奖颁奖典礼上攻击我，你就是输得很惨的希拉里的马屁精。
[2]flunky:someone who is always eager to please or obey more powerful people 走狗；奴才；马屁精
A flunky is someone who works obediently for another person. You might apply for a job as a personal assistant, only to realize during the interview that it's really a job as a flunky.
.@NBCNews is bad but Saturday Night Live is the worst of NBC. Not funny, cast is terrible, always a complete hit job. Really bad television!
NBC新闻很烂，而《周六夜现场》节目是NBC的烂中之最——一点都不搞笑，演员很差劲，完全是在人身攻击。真是烂透了的电视节目！
Reports by @CNN that I will be working on The Apprentice during my Presidency, even part time, are ridiculous & untrue - FAKE NEWS!
CNN报道称，我将在总统任内继续参与《学徒》节目，甚至是兼职来做，这是无稽之谈──假新闻！
I call my own shots[3], largely based on an accumulation of data, and everyone knows it. Some FAKE NEWS media, in order to marginalize, lies!
我都是自己做的决定，而且主要都是基于积累的数据，这是所有人都知道的啊，一些假新闻媒体，为了边缘化我，这是在撒谎！
[3]call the shots:to be in the position of being able to make the decisions that will influence a situation 控制，操纵；处于决策地位
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump)
事实证明，
特朗普总统
不仅是一位成功的真人秀明星，
还是一位出色的作词人。
这首歌，
你觉得怎么样?
就爱这个表情！