Game of Thrones characters return as Spring Festival travelers

After spending their downtime working for a year as Chinese street vendors, the characters from Game of Thrones finally got to return to their hometowns and families this week for Chinese New Year.

Here are some photos taken from their journeys:

Old Tywin and his grandson couldn’t get seat tickets this year, but the weariness of the journey cannot hide the joy of returning back home

“Drogon, try to keep up!”

“Where do I line up? Where do I buy a ticket? Where do I check my ticket? Where do I wait for the train?”

”Ugh, I still have to stand for 10 hours, but it will all be worth it once i sit upon the Iron Throne.”

“Watch out in front, my hand is getting tired!”

“This cake doesn’t taste right, not nearly as good as the sticky bean buns from back home.”

“I don’t know if my ticket should be half-price or free.”

“Boxed meals, 30 yuan! Watch your legs!” One hour later: “Boxed meals, 20 yuan! Coming through!” Two hours later: “Boxed meals, 10 yuan! 10 yuan!”

As an ‘old driver,’ this is Ser Davos’s 15th Spring Festival spent on a train

What’s going on here? Off to see the mother-in-law?

“Newspapers! Melon seeds! Bottled water!”

Lady Margaery provides excellent service in the dining car, the huigourou always comes out smelling of roses.

Samwell is a self-taught hacker. He gave himself a sleeper berth, bottom bunk!

“I forgot my false teeth!”

How could Bronn pass up such a good opportunity to make money? Over Spring Festival, he made his first “pot of gold.”

“Auntie, do you want a train ticket?” The Night King has become a ticket scalper.

Since it’s hard for Bran to move around on his own, the Night King sent two wights to wheel him to the train station, but once they got there, they asked for 25 yuan.

Since they both work at the same site, Jorah and Daario decided to go home together. Actually, they both have fallen in love with same person — Dany who makes their food at the site.

“It’s too snowy in the South, it’s better to return to the North and wait out the snow.”

“If the tickets are all sold out, I’ll just run home.”

“Even in a crowded train car, you shouldn’t lose your rock and roll attitude!”

”Why have my little birds not come back? Have they got lost? Cooked and eaten?”

The Hound always travels simply, an old sack in hand with everything he needs.

“No ticket, no worries. The Gods will show the way.”

…That baby can’t be Greyworm’s?

“I just threw out a banana peel, I wonder if the train will run over it and slip off the tracks.”

“What is it that makes you work out in the frigid cold. For love? Duty?” … “Actually, I’m broke.”

Being very familiar with The Wall, during the Spring Festival Golden Week Meera becomes a tour guide.

“The beautiful people have all run off with the wild ones… where should I go?

“I heard that Theon became a train attendant, better go have a look.”

The beautiful high-speed rail stewardess sisters.

These images and captions (we provided the translations) are once again brought to you by a Chinese photoshop master known on Weibo and Twitter as @青红造了个白‏. For more, check out his accounts and street vendor series.

[Images via @青红造了个白]

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