CNN：特朗普周五“记者招待会”上最离谱的39句台词

CNN报导：唐纳德·特朗普上周五的“新闻发布会”上的39句最离谱的发言

美国东部时间周五上午9点前，美国总统特朗普在推特上宣布，他将举行“新闻发布会”，讨论“就业数字！”

他谈到了就业数字，好吧，以及他如何购买一辆房车并在全国各地驾驶它，以及他如何非常健康。在这场长达45多分钟的漫无边际的活动中，他没有做的一件事是回答记者的任何问题。这使得他根本不是新闻发布会，而是演讲。

39句不靠谱的发言（原文以英文为主）

1.“我们非常强大。我们是美国历史上最伟大的经济体，也是世界历史上最伟大的经济体。”

这不是真的。不管他说了多少遍。我们走吧！

2.“治疗学，同样，我们做得非常好。治愈，我们做得很好。我认为这两个词确实相互融合。”

等等，特朗普认为“治愈”和“治疗”这两个词配合得很好吗？那是他在这里说的吗？就像“治愈药？” 还是“治疗秘方”？

3.“而且-很好的一点是，我们有四家公司-我猜你甚至可以说有七到八家公司-在疫苗方面，有一些相似但有很大不同，在治疗方面有些不同。”

画出这句话。我赌你。

4.“我希望锁定的州长-我不知道他们为什么继续锁定。”

好吧，主要是因为大多数州还没有达到特朗普政府重新开放的关键截止日期：疫情连续两周下降。嗯是的。

5.“我希望他们也使用我们的国民警卫队。给我打电话，我们会为他们准备的，以使他们的头旋转得如此之快。”

美国总统实际上要求州长允许他派国民警卫队对乔治·弗洛伊德（George Floyd）死后的和平抗议活动作出反应，尤其是最近的和平抗议活动。

6.“我们今天宣布的是对平等的巨大贡献。”

他宣布的事实是，过去一个月经济增加了200万个工作岗位。5月份黑人工人的失业率为16.8％，与4月份基本持平。本月白人工人的失业率下降至12.4％。

7.“在我们国家的历史上，我们工作的人最多，有近1.6亿人。我们从来没有接近这一点。”

这是真的！但这也是误导。我们在美国工作的人数比以往任何时候都要多，因为我们在美国的人数比以往任何时候都多。

8.“我认为，即使在今天之前，我们的民意测验也是-我所见过的民意测验和我们所做的民意测验都很好。”

[解说员的声音]民意调查看起来不太好。

9.“我是一个环保主义者。”

“特朗普政府正在逆转100条环境规则。这是完整列表。” -  纽约时报

10.“我们拥有最干净的空气，最干净的水。”

不！

11.”我们的身体如此强大，以至于我们能够真正地关闭我们的国家，拯救数百万人的生命，阻止来自中国的人们很早就进入我们的国家——因为我们很早，在1月底，很早，就阻止了来自中国的感染者进入我们的国家。”

提醒：在美国，我们有近190万例确诊的冠状病毒病例。已有108,000多人死于该病毒。

12.“我们将拥有最伟大的-我们将回到拥有世界上最伟大的经济；没有什么比这更紧密了。”

您无法返回不存在的事物。

13.“但这是来自中国的礼物，也是非常糟糕的礼物，我会告诉你的。”

唐纳德·特朗普（Donald Trump）对冠状病毒的评价：“一个非常糟糕的礼物。”相关说明：12岁那年，我为父亲节给父亲买了Atari 2600。意思是，我花了父母的钱在庆祝父亲的那一天为自己买了礼物。我想说那是“非常糟糕的礼物”。

14.“他们知道这是一个问题。但是他们并没有阻止它来到美国，欧洲和世界其他地方。有人要问这些问题，我们将继续下去。”

仅总统暗示，在没有提供任何证据的情况下，中国以某种方式故意允许该病毒在世界范围内传播，同时限制了其在本国的传播。没什么大不了的！普通的东西！

15.“但是，当温疫袭来时，那笔（贸易）协议墨水并没有干。这是怎么回事？一场瘟疫从中国来了。怎么回事？”

“我是谁？我为什么在这里？” -詹姆斯·斯托克代尔海军上将

16.“ V太好了。我们正在谈论的V是这个，是V，U，L，他们不知道。”

他说的是“ V”形的经济复苏，先是非常严重的下降，然后又是非常迅速的复苏。

17.“我认为这可能是商业展览历史上最大的错误估计-商业展览的历史，谈论华尔街。没关系。”

甚至对5月失业人数的不准确预测也必须是历史上“最大的错误估计”。很多人都这么说。相信我。

18.“你们之间越来越近。即使是你，我也注意到你们之间的距离越来越近。我必须说，这看起来要好得多。你还没到那儿，但是你会在那里不久。”

特朗普在这里指的是彼此靠近的新闻集团。原因是什么？白宫工作人员把椅子拉近了。

19.“这不是一个可怕的衰退。我什至没有提到'D'这个词。我不是在谈论'D'这个词。我不想谈论它，因为每次有人甚至提到它-我不喜欢'D'字。”

提供不加评论。

20.“全部解决。全部解决。”

[慢慢点头]

21.“希望乔治现在正在低头说：'我们国家正在发生一件大事。' 这对他来说是美好的一天，对每个人来说都是美好的一天。对每个人来说都是美好的一天。”

只是为了使特朗普的讲话清晰明了：乔治·弗洛伊德（George Floyd）上个月末在明尼阿波利斯（Minneapolis）警察之手去世，他正在从天堂俯视，看到工作人数，并说：“这真是一件大事。我们的国家。” 是。这是难以置信的。

22.“这一次，美国历史上最大的卷土重来-如果你想起来，今天可能是美国历史上最大的卷土重来。”

绝对一切都必须是最大和最大的。一切。

23.“我今天正在观看我们伟大的副总统在CNBC接受采访时-他做得非常出色-并发表了讲话。”

记住：唐纳德·特朗普（Donald Trump）看了很多电视。很喜欢

24.“我在3.5年的时间里拥有144个历史最高的股票市场。”

“我有。”

25.“我很擅长-我一直在数字方面做得很好。但是我对此有一种感觉。”

嗯...

26.“对某些人来说，这是非常艰难，具有传染性，非常卑鄙的。”

美国总统致死了一种病毒，该病毒已杀死108,000多名美国人：“对某些人非常卑鄙”。

27.“他们说，'哦，您应该使用海军上将。'我说，“我做到了。” “你应该使用将军。”我说，“我做到了。我俩都用过。”

这个神秘的“他们”是谁？

28.“它很复杂-非常复杂的机器，到处都是计算机，而且非常昂贵。”

呼吸机的人。这些东西“到处都是计算机”。

29.“碗橱是空的。上一届政府给我们留下了空的碗橱。”

没事

30.“我们可能有一些余烬或一些灰烬，或者可能有一些火焰来，但是我们将其扑灭。我们将它们扑灭。”

他正在谈论推出未来的Covid-19尖峰。是的，这是有史以来最受折磨的隐喻。

31.“人们-人们在开车。我可能不得不买其中一件东西；到城里开车。也许我会带着我们的第一夫人在拖车里开车回纽约。”

没话说

32.“我想我要买一辆房车，从现在开始和我们的第一夫人一起乘坐房车。我认为没有人会介意的。”

[解说员的声音]他们不会。

33.“所以我说，'谢天谢地，我的状态很完美。谢天谢地。'”

根据白宫本周公布的身体检查结果，特朗普身高6英尺3英寸，体重244磅。这使他的体重指数为30.5，符合临床肥胖的定义。

34.“我很久以前说的是基于知识-基于知识。我-我正在与这些天才见面-基于知识。”

“基于知识。” （他在谈论疫苗时间表。我想。）

35.“我很久以前说过-我说'到今年年底。'我认为这将比这早得多。”

对冠状病毒疫苗的开发和分布的最乐观的预测是2020年末或2021年初。

36.“我们完成了所有这些数字以及所有这些伟大工作–我们拥有有史以来最伟大的经济。”

这么多的数字。太伟大了。

37.“三年半来，没有人比本届政府做得更多。没有人能接近完成我们所做的事情。”

基本上，这是一个无法证实的主张。但是特朗普说了很多，所以这一定是真的！

38.“我们有虐待狂，有盗贼，有很多坏人。”

等等，我们在弗吉尼亚州有虐待狂者吗？男子！

39.“你是什么。”

美国总统Yamiche Alcindor，PBS NewsHour的记者和一名黑人妇女正在向他询问解决警方对非裔美国人暴力行为计划的细节。

是的，这是结束的好地方。

(CNN)Just before 9 a.m. Eastern time on Friday, President Donald Trump tweeted that he would be holding a "News Conference" to talk about the "Jobs Numbers!"

He talked about the jobs numbers, all right, as well as how he might buy an RV and drive it around the country and how he is very physically fit. One thing he didn't do in the rambling 45-plus minute event was take any questions from reporters. Which makes what he did not a news conference at all, but a speech.

Nonetheless, I went through the transcript of Trump's remarks and pulled out the lines you really should see. They're below.

1. "We were very strong. We had the greatest economy in the history of our country, we had the greatest economy in the history of the world."

This is not true. No matter how many times he says it. And away we go!

2. "And therapeutics, likewise, we're doing extremely well. Cures, we're doing well. I think those two words really blend in with each other."

Wait, so Trump thinks the words "cures" and "therapeutics" go well together? That's what he's saying here? Like "cure-apeutics?" Or maybe "thera-cures?"

3. "And it's also -- the nice part is, we have four companies -- I guess you could even say seven or eight companies -- that are doing, some similar and some very different, on the vaccine front, and some similar and some somewhat different on the therapeutic front."

Diagram this sentence. I dare you.

4. "I hope that the lockdown governors -- I don't know why they continue to lock down."

Well, mostly because most states haven't met the Trump administration's key deadline for reopening: A two-week continuous decline in cases. So, yeah.

5. "And I hope they also use our National Guard. Call me, we'll be ready for them so fast their heads will spin."

In which the President of the United State practically begs governors to allow him to send National Guard troops to respond to what have been, especially of late, peaceful protests in the wake of George Floyd's death.

6. "What we're announcing today is a tremendous tribute to equality."

What he is announcing is the fact that the economy added more than 2 million jobs over the last month. The unemployment rate for black workers was 16.8% in May, generally stable with where it was in April. White workers' unemployment dropped to 12.4% this month.

7. "We had the most people working in the history of our country, almost 160 million people. We were never even close to that."

This is true! But it's also misleading. We had more people working in America than ever before because we have more people in America than ever before.

8. "I think even before today, our polls were -- the polls that I've seen and the polls that we do were looking very good."

[narrator voice] The polls are not looking very good.

9. "I'm a big environmentalist."

"The Trump Administration Is Reversing 100 Environmental Rules. Here's the Full List." -- The New York Times

10. "We have the cleanest air, the cleanest water we've ever had."

Nope!

11. "Our body was so powerful that we could actually close our country, save millions of lives, stop people very early on from China from coming in -- because we stopped early, at the end of January, very early, people coming from China who were infected coming into our country."

Reminder: We have almost 1.9 million confirmed cases of coronavirus in the United States. More than 108,000 people have died from the virus.

12. "We'll have the greatest -- we'll go back to having the greatest economy anywhere in the world; nothing close."

You can't go back to something that didn't exist.

13. "But it's a gift from China, and a very bad gift, I will tell you that."

Donald Trump on coronavirus: "A very bad gift." On a related note: When I was 12, I bought my dad an Atari 2600 for Father's Day. Meaning, I spent my parents' money to buy a gift for myself on a day meant to celebrate my dad. That, I would say, is a "very bad gift."

14. "They knew it was a problem. But they didn't stop it cold from coming to the United States, Europe and the rest of the world. Somebody has to ask these questions, and we'll get down to the answer."

Just the President suggesting, without providing any evidence to back it up, that China somehow purposely allowed the virus to spread around the world while limiting its spread in their country. No big deal! Normal stuff!

15. "But the ink wasn't dry on that deal when the -- when the plague floated in. What's going on? A plague is floating in from China. What's going on?"

"Who am I? Why am I here?" -- Admiral James Stockdale

16. "V is wonderful. A V is this, that we're talking about, will it be a V, a U, an L, they had no idea."

He is talking about a "V"-shaped economic recovery in which there is a very severe dip and then a very rapid recovery.

17. "I think it was probably the greatest miscalculation in the history of business shows -- history of business shows, talking about Wall Street. And that's OK."

Even the inaccurate predictions of job losses in May have to be "the greatest miscalculation" in history. Many people are saying it. Believe me.

18. "You're getting closer together. Even you, I noticed you're starting to get much closer together. It looks much better, I must say. You're not all the way there yet, but you'll be there soon."

Trump is referring here to the press corps sitting closer to one another. The reason for this? The White House staff put the chairs closer.

19. "This isn't a terrible recession. I don't even mention the 'D' word. I don't talk about the 'D' word. I don't want to talk about it because every time somebody even mentions it -- I don't like the 'D' word."

Offered without comment.

20. "It'll all work out. It'll all work out."

[nods head slowly]

21. "Hopefully George is looking down right now and saying, 'There's a great thing that's happening for our country.' This is a great day for him, it's a great day for everybody. This is a great day for everybody."

Just to be crystal clear at what Trump is saying here: George Floyd, who died at the hands of Minneapolis police officers late last month, is looking down from heaven, seeing the jobs numbers, and saying, "There's a great thing that's happening for our country." Yes. It's beyond belief.

22. "And this time, the greatest comeback in American history -- today is probably, if you think of it, the greatest comeback in American history. "

Absolutely everything has to be the biggest and greatest. Everything.

23. "I was watching our great vice president today being interviewed on CNBC -- he did a phenomenal job -- and he made a statement."

Remember: Donald Trump watches a lot of TV. Like, a lot.

24. "I've had 144 all-time high stock markets during a 3.5-year period."

"I've."

25. "I have a good -- I've always done well with numbers. But I had a feel for it."

Uh...

26. "It's very tough, very contagious, very mean to certain people."

The President of the United States on a virus that has killed more than 108,000 Americans: "Very mean to certain people."

27. "They were saying, 'Oh, you should use admirals.' I said, 'I did.' 'You should use generals.' I said, 'I did. I used them both.'"

Who is this mysterious "they?"

28. "It's complex -- very complex machinery, computerized all over the place, and very expensive."

Ventilators, man. Those things are "computerized all over the place."

29. "The cupboards were empty. The previous administration left us empty cupboards."

Nah, man.

30. "We may have some embers or some ashes, or we may have some flames coming, but we'll put them out. We'll stomp them out."

He's talking about putting out future Covid-19 spikes. And, yes, this is the most tortured metaphor ever.

31. "People are -- people are driving. I may have to buy one of those things; drive around town. Maybe I'll drive back to New York with our first lady in a trailer."

No words.

32. "I think I'm going to buy an RV and travel from now on in an RV with our first lady. I don't think anybody would mind that."

[narrator voice] They wouldn't.

33. "So I say, 'Thank goodness I'm in perfect shape. Thank goodness.'"

According to the results of a physical exam released by the White House this week, Trump is 6'3" tall and weighs 244 pounds. That gives him a Body Mass Index of 30.5, meeting the definition of clinically obese.

34. "I said it a long time ago based on knowledge -- based on knowledge. I'm -- I'm meeting with these geniuses -- based on knowledge."

"Based on knowledge." (He's talking about a vaccine timeline. I think.)

35. "I said a long time ago -- I said 'by the end of the year.' I think it's going to be a lot sooner than that."

The most optimistic predictions for the development and distribution of a coronavirus vaccine are late 2020 or early 2021.

36. "We did all of these numbers and all of this greatness -- we have the greatest economy we've ever had."

So many numbers. So much greatness.

37. "Nobody has done more in three and a half years than this administration has done. Nobody has come close to doing the things we've done."

This is basically an uncheckable claim. But Trump says it a lot so it must be true!

38. "We have sadists, we have thieves, we have a lot of bad people."

Wait, we had sadists at the VA? Man!

39. "You are something."

The President of the United States to Yamiche Alcindor, a reporter for PBS NewsHour and a black woman, who was asking him for specifics on a plan to address the violence against African Americans by the police.

Yeah, this feel like a good place to end.

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