「妈呀！我竟然错了！」英文怎么说？

Boy, was I wrong !

「妈呀！我竟然错了！」

「天呀！真没想到！」

「哎！原来不是那么一回事儿！」

I thought being an adult would be fun. Boy, was I wrong !

我以为长大成年后会很好玩。妈呀！我竟然错了！

She told me working in the restaurant would be easy. Boy, was she wrong !

她告诉我在餐厅工作很容易。天啊！原来她是错的！

The intro

(Listening Comprehension)

Hey, what's up ? It's Mr.Wong here. When I was a kid, I wanted to be an adult so bad, because I get to make own decisions, I get to live by myself, I can eat anything I want, I can drive anywhere I want, and most importantly I get access to adult content. You know adult movies and stuff like that ? Heh ! Life would be so easy if I was an adult. Boy, was I wrong ! I mean as an adult you get the benefits I said earlier, but you also have to pay the rent, the electric bill, water bill, tax, gotta take care of your family, make sure there's food on the table, try to give them a good life, you also have to deal with your stingy boss, and try not to lose your job. Being a grown-up, your life is your responsibility. Whether you end up rich or broke, drunk or sober, in jail or free, successful or a failure………It's all the fault of the person looking back at you in the mirror, and that's you. Aww man ! I miss being a kid. Especially when I'm sick, I get to binge watch TV all day at home and getting home cooked meals from mom every night. Also every birthday comes with a party. Basically my only job when I was a kid was to get good grades. Then I can have all the toys I want ! Those were the times...… Anyways, let's talk about the phrase of the day which is "boy, was I wrong !" Check it out !

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