St.Patrick’s Day Lepre-Con Run BJH3 #2048
Top o’ the morning to ya, hashers and harriettes. It’s that wonderful holiday again where we start the day with alcoholic coffee, wear green, and go on a jaunt frolicking between drinking spots for hours on end until we end up as a disheveled pile of Fenian shite, asleep drunk at a pub, regretting our poor decision making and wiping our bloody nose on pancakes. NO! It’s not 7/11 or Tuesday! It’s St. Paddy’s Day!
For anyone who remembers Santa-con (I don’t), we teamed up with that massive pub crawl for an exceptionally drunken hash with the unconventional addition of actual bars on trail. We’re doing it again this year for the first ever “Lepre-con” (not to be confused with Leper-con).
The trail / trial will be long but you won’t go thirsty. We will start at 4corners bar and head out at 1:30 instead of 2. From there the trail will pass three more bars (Moonee’s, The Great Outdoors, and Great Leap). It will be longer than a usual trail (the walkers is about 8km).
Mick – ‘But! Hash is cheap beer! I don’t want to try 4 bars on one hash!’
Gobblin’ McKing – “Of course we have cheap beer! Each bar will have an alternate cheap-o stop for all the Fumblin’ Dublins”
Mick – ‘But if the hash is gonna be long, will there be enough beer?’
Gobblin’ McKing – “What a true-blue hasher! Of course, if 4 bars/beer stops aren’t enough – we will have several opportunities to buy beers 2 go on trail!”
Hash cash:
15rmb for circle only. Beer and water on trail is pay as you go.
Your Hares:
Gobblin’ King, München Ass, Shtupwaffel, Banana Shoes
Trail:
Trail is A-B with no bag drop.
Trail is dog-friendly
When:
1:00pm meet up 1:30pm start, March 19th. NOTE THE EARLIER START TIME.
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course. Followed by our on-after-the-on-after at QS for the real legends.
D'erections to meet up spot:
By subway, go to Shichahai Subway Station, Exit A2
Come out of Exit A2, head north, after a while turn left, stagger for a couple of minutes then veer right, follow the road until you encounter a riotous assembly of hashers and Lepre-Cons. 400 meters from Shichahai station to the meeting point.
什刹海A2口出，向北走一段然后左拐，前行几分钟再右拐，沿路前行直到看到一堆疯疯癫癫的hasher就到了。集合地点举例s什刹海地铁站约400米。
Meet-up Address:
Four Corners, 27 Dashibei Hu Tong, Shichahai, Xicheng District
西城区什刹海大石碑胡同27号肆角餐吧
Upcoming Hareline:
Hares for the next 6 weeks:
Saturday, 26 March #2049: Super Squirter, Hot Cockolate, Snake Cunter
Sunday, 3 April #2050: Bangasaurus Sex, Gobblin' King, Hot Girl Farts
Sunday, 10 April #2051: Bogan Banus, Just Stephen N, Snake Cunter
Saturday, 16 April #2052: Cheezy Balls, Juicy Bla Bla, Just Michael Z
Saturday, 23 April #2053: Chip n Dale, Singaporn Star, Hello Pussy
Saturday, 30 April #2054: Show Us Your Schnitzel, Shtupwaffel, Slim Shady