瘋子 Just Nuts
《瘋子 Just Nuts》
作词：Dino（CHina Blue成員）
作曲：陳昇
*註：詞是大力打鼓的Dino寫的，意思有點複雜又不太複雜。不太複雜是每個單字大概都懂，複雜是逗起來以後什麼都不懂，就當它是瘋子說話好了。
STOP ! WHAT YOU DOIN' CUZ I WANNA SING
GOOFY YET BONKERS MY BELL DOESN'T RING
I LOST MY MARBLES SCREWBALL DING-A-LING
MY ROOM'S NOW RUBBER IT DON'T MEAN A THING
STOP ! LOOK OUT ! NOW DON'T SAY A WORD
MISS CUTE LOONEY-TOONEY-
SHE BLEW OFF MY BIRD STEAMY AND CREAMY
HER BEGFULL OF TRICKS THE SEMEN DEMON
SHE SWALLOWS HER LICKS
DIVINE AND DIZZY THAT'S ME DON'T JUDGE THE OTHERS
HOW OTHERS JUDGE ME SURE, I'M BENT
MY TRUE COLOR SHINE WACKY BY NATURE
FUNNY VALENTINE I'M REALLY SILLY
BE NOT OR CHILLY DON'T CALL ME WILLY
OR BILLY I'M BOB I'LL SING THE RHUMBA
AND DANCE LA BAMBA FOR MY NEXT NUMBA
I TURN INTO THE SAMBA
I WANNA FLY AND SHINE LIKE THE STARS
SAY HI TO VENUS HAVE A GAS INTO MARS
THEN I'LL BE FAMOUS LAND ON URANUS
AND STUDY JUDO FROM PLUTO
IT'S FREE TO SEEK OUT HUMOR
SOME LUNAR TOONER THIS COO COO CROONER
THERE'S NO ONE LIKE ME MY STORY'S OVER
HAREBRAINS MOVE OVER I'M NUTS
ZANY DAFFY NUTS