11 EXAMPLES OF THE WORST PICKUP ATTEMPTS EVER
Why are men like this?
If you are a woman, there is a good chance that you have dealt with the annoying techniques that men use to get a woman’s attention. Whether they use a corny or cliché line, attempt to touch you in a seductive manner, or stare at you incessantly, women can’t seem to avoid the savagery of men.
A bunch of women shared some of the worst techniques that were used on them to try and pick them up.
From using really cheesy quotes out of books and movies, to pulling fake pranks, some men don’t seem to understand the right ways to hit on women.
Find out what some of the worst pickup lines in the game are.
Flip Phone Squad
Back in high school when flip phones were cool a boy who liked me would put his phone on the floor with the antenna out and then stomp the antenna so it would flip the phone up and catch it. The last time he missed and just straight stomped his phone to bits.
Made in China
This guy tried to impress me at a bar by telling me how he worked in the military. He had that kind of braggy attitude that makes people uncomfortable. Telling me how he’s trained to kill and knows how to use SO many weapons, and fly this and drive that, and knows hand to hand combat. I mean I don’t know anyone in the military, so who was I to say that some people didn’t behave like that. But it seemed so showy. He then “accidentally” dropped his dog tags on the ground. Which also seemed weird. Who brings their dog tags to a bar and also aren’t you supposed to wear them? Anyways, I was quicker to picking them up, he made a big deal about me looking at them, saying I wasn’t even supposed to touch them, as I was handing them back it clearly said “Made in China” stamped on the back.
Soda Overkill
After bringing me every type of soda from the school vending machine (despite being told numerous times that I can’t drink soda), he pulled up a song on his phone and blasted it on full volume. He told me of how he understood the Japanese lyrics and the romance they held because love was a language spoken through raw emotions and could be understood by all. And of course, how the song represented our love. It was pretty cringe-worthy.
A Complete Snoozer
Reading entire pages from a book written in Latin over a dinner date in a thick Italian accent because “that’s the way it most likely sounded,” without translating anything, until I was about ready to fall asleep. I wrote off all classics majors after that date. ETA: I tried bringing up some of my research after this, he tells me he “doesn’t believe” nothing can travel faster than the speed of light because “take radio waves, for example. They travel at the speed of sound, faster than light.
Bar stools aren’t your friends
This happened to me. I was at a bar and the bartender asked me to pass him a chair over the bar (they do this when the bar gets crowded) and so I thought I’d impress the girl I was talking to by doing it with one hand. I ended up knocking the drink out of her hand and onto her dress, immediately trying to catch the drink while forgetting I was still holding onto the chair, dropping the chair on another guy who then proceeded to do what I attempted to do with ease. I just walked home.
Foot Fetish Freak
On our first date, about ten minutes in he told me that everyone always said that he gave the best foot massages and asked if I wanted one. I told him over and over again that I don’t like my feet touched, but he wouldn’t relent, so I finally said fine. Cue what feels like him literally trying to break my foot. Ended up with bruises.
Jumping the Gun
When I was 18 waiting tables a much older man used to come in and sit in my section a lot. One day he brought in his daughter ( who was probably 6) and introduced me to the daughter as “mommy”. He told me he knew I was the “commitment type” and said he said I was worth “the best thing he had to offer”. It was cringe worthy.
Do you smell what’s cooking?
In my first conversation with this guy, he told me, or better yet ‘boasted’, about how he could smell when women were ovulating, and how women had a specific glow about them during those few days in their menstruation cycle. I noped the f**k out of there.
Crossing the Line
This guy once sent me a video of him ejaculating and pointing out how copious it was. We were taking a fitness class together and I’d never even talked to him much.
Literally showing me a video he posted on Facebook of him doing a leg press. In the middle of the club dance floor. I just stared at him as one would stare at a pet who just s**t on the rug.
Motorcycle Fumble
I was walking with a couple of my girlfriends when a guy on a motorcycle passed us. As he drove by, he revved his engine and proceeded to take a sharp turn too fast and ditched his bike.
He took off his helmet as he stood up and brushed himself off, picked up his bike, then he put his helmet back on. Only, he tried to put his helmet on backwards at first.
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