2018年Twitter上转发超过10W+的奇妙脑洞，看到第2个就已经笑疯了！澳洲人的逗比的世界真不一般...
2018年快结束了，
外媒评选出了
今年Twitter上最搞笑的段子，脑洞清奇！
布丁发现：
原来外国人，和我们的笑点居然是一样的？！
现在布丁学英语，
就指望这些段子了hhhhhh
*accidentally eats fruit seed*
Ffiend：Omg you know it's gonna grow in your stomach??????
7 yr old me:
我：“不小心吃了一颗豆子”
我的朋友：“OMG！你不知道它会在你的肚子里生根发芽吗？？？”
7岁的我：👇
100 level course prof: Attendance is mandatory, no phones allowed, 12 hours of homework/week, also we have 5 exams and one is in 9 days
500 level course prof: I illegally downloaded the texbook, I'll send you the link. text me if you need anything. Do you guys wanna go kayaking?
100级教授：必须来上课！不准打电话！一周12小时的家庭！记住了！我们还有5个考试，下一场就在9天后！
500级教授：嘿，我刚刚非法下载了教科书，待会儿就给你下载链接~
如果有什么需要随时短信我哦~ tips：最近你们想去玩儿皮划艇吗？
brain: break it
me: why?
brain: you gotta
我的大脑：掰断它！
我：为什么？
我的大脑：恭喜你，成功了！
level 1: venting by crying
level 10: venting by faking a conversation in your head with someone
level 113: venting by creating an intricate alternate universe scenario in ur head where ur a celebrity on a talk show dramatically explaining the shit u've been going thru
成年人的情绪管理之路
1级：只会哭唧唧
10级：与假想的小伙伴聊天
113级：首先你要在头脑中创造一个真实的宇宙世界，然后这里有一款脱口秀节目；现在台上有位著名的节目主持人，将这他妈糟心的日子表演得淋漓尽致
this is how lil kids cough
小孩儿怎么咳嗽的？这样的👇
me running away from all my problems
——论：
为何我总是逃避生活中所有的问题？
WHEN THE WRONG SONG COMES ON
当你在洗澡，手机里却又不合时宜地
响起了贾斯汀比伯的歌👇
me:
white woman’s kitchen:
H E L L O 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒 ; 𝒻𝒶𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎 yum coffee john 3:16
我和白人女性，
在厨房上的区别👇
Nobody talks about Jesus' miracle of having 12 close friends in his 30s
“没人谈论过！
耶稣在30岁时，居然还有12位亲密的朋友！
我的天呐，简直难以置信”
Well it was a nice lake day until my dog nearly drowned my sister
今天其实超级棒der
如果我的狗狗没有，差点淹死我妹的话……
when u want to go back to sleep to finish the storyline of ur dream
当你想躺回去，继续把梦做完时……👇
my organs: ...water....pls..
me, pouring a glass of wine: come get y’all juice!!
我的器官：拜托了，行行好吧，我们真的很需要水
我倒了一杯酒：“来吧老伙计，你们自个儿榨汁！”
Girls don’t actually shop we just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’
事实上姑娘们并没有购物，真的
我们只是一边走路一边摸摸衣服，
然后说：“它们真可爱”
if I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online it's not that I lied it's just that I failed
现在情况是这样的：
如果我对你说晚安了，然后过了一小时
你又在朋友圈里看到我
这并不是我说谎失败了，真的
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Fucking class having a shower at your girlfriends. Using stuff like a charcoal facial scrub and a pomegranate & mango shower milk, I’ve came out the shower smelling like a fresh fruit market on a hot summers day, feeling like a brand new woman.
女朋友洗澡，简直跟他妈上课一样！
竹炭清洁、磨砂膏、石榴、芒果、牛奶……各种沐浴液
洗完澡出来，
感觉分分钟到了夏天的水果市场！
Doing my makeup on the train this morning and a random man told me he likes women to have a more natural look. I told him I like men to have a more silent look.
今天我早上在火车上化妆，
一个陌生的男人给我说：
他喜欢女性更自然的样子。
没办法，我只能告诉他：
我更喜欢男人沉默的样子🙂
When you’re relaxing with bae and remember something they did 4 months ago they got away with.
当你和小可爱躺在一起，却又放松警惕时
它总会提醒你：
四个月前发生了些什么…
Him : Send me a video of you twerking
Me :
对方：嘿宝贝儿，给我来段电臀舞呗~
我：👇
The free antivirus software that comes with your computer
你安装的免费杀毒软件👇
我们家鹦鹉，真的性感惨了！
me walking to my parents room at 2am telling them i threw up
凌晨2点，我走到爸妈房间，
告诉他们：我吐了👇
me walking to my parents room at 2am telling them i threw up
接下来，祝这对饮水机：
白头偕老，永结同心
me at 6 y/o: bilingual, genius iq, mentally healthy, able to do math
me at 18 y/o: illiterate, health is nonexistent, and needs a calculator to solve 6+8
6岁时：我会说两种语言，智商爆表，积极向上，会做数学题
18岁时：大字儿不识；还健康？不存在的；算个6 + 8都要计算器
When you wash a spoon
当你在清洗勺子时👇
2018年，就要结束啦
今天已经开始进入：10天倒计时！
各位小伙伴们，
今年你们身上发生了哪些趣事呢？
快来评论区和布丁分享一下吧~