Desperate Man Steals Sex Doll from Vending Machine in Guangdong
By Ryan Gandolfo
One bachelor in Yangjiang, a coastal city in Guangdong province, had what you might call a 'wild' night out last Friday, September 7. According to info making the rounds on Weibo, at 9pm, the man entered an unmanned sex shop that was stocked with an impressive array of adult toys. The item the man was apparently most interested in: an inflatable sex doll.
Presumably strapped for cash (or his phone battery was dead, who knows), Yangjiang's horniest man began smashing the plastic door that was separating him from his night's desire. The whole incident was caught on the store's surveillance system.
The young man eventually succeeded in retrieving his plastic maiden.
Watch the full video below (VPN off):
According to news sources via Weibo, this particular unmanned shop is no stranger to burglars. This was the third time a product has been stolen from the store, leading one netizen to question whether the laoban has a long list of enemies.
We can't confirm at this time whether local police have apprehended the thief.
The video has brought out the jokesters on Weibo, with one netizen writing, “Haha, I'm guessing he didn't get much sleep that night.” Another wrote, “The prince succeeded in rescuing the fast asleep princess and brought her back to life.”
Netizens were also quick to commend the man for choosing the sex doll instead of sexually assaulting an actual human being.
[Cover image: screengrab via QQ]
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