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妙看影视 2022-08-04

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在Reddit论坛,一位用户提出了一个编故事的想法,让大家用两句话写出他们能想出的最好的恐怖故事。跟帖者众多,这里选取几条供大家阅读。

前半部分是英文原文,后半部分是译文。

有不少句子真的是细思极恐,不喜欢恐怖故事的朋友慎看。

【英文原文】

1.

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.”

I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

@justAnotherMuffledVo


2.

The doctors told the amputee he might experience a phantom limb from time to time.

Nobody prepared him for the moments though, when he felt cold fingers brush across his phantom hand.

@Gagege


3.

I can’t move, breathe, speak or hear and it’s so dark all the time.

If I knew it would be this lonely, I would have been cremated instead.

@Graboid27


4.

Don’t be scared of the monsters, just look for them.

Look to your left, to your right, under your bed, behind your dresser, in your closet but never look up, she hates being seen.

@AnarchistWaffles


5.

I woke up to hear knocking on glass.

At first, I though it was the window until I heard it come from the mirror again.

@therealhatman


6.

They celebrated the first successful cryogenic freezing.

He had no way of letting them know he was still conscious.

@KnowsGooderThanYou


7.

She wondered why she was casting two shadows.

Afterall, there was only a single lightbulb.

@pgan91


8.

It sat on my shelf, with thoughtless porcelain eyes and the prettiest pink doll dress I could find.

Why did she have to be born still?

@Horseseverywhere


9.

The grinning face stared at me from the darkness beyond my bedroom window.

I live on the 14th floor.

@bentreflection


10.

There was a picture in my phone of me sleeping.

I live alone.

@guztaluz


11.

My girlfriend asked why I was breathing so heavly.

I wasn't.

@horrorphile


12.

Working the night shift alone tonight.

There is a face in the cellar staring at the security camera.

@hctet


13.

They delivered the mannequins in bubble wrap.

From the main room I begin to hear popping.

@Mikeyseventyfive


14.

You wake up.

She doesn’t.

@tuskedlemon


15.

She asked why I was breathing so heavily.

I wasn’t.

@Calamitosity


16.

You get home, tired after a long day’s work and ready for a relaxing night alone.

You reach for the light switch, but another hand is already there.

@madamimadamimadam


17.

My daughter won’t stop crying and screaming in the middle of the night.

I visit her grave and ask her to stop, but it doesn’t help.

@skuppy


18.

Day 312.

Internet still not working.

@fluffyponyza


19.

You start to drift off into a comfortable sleep when you hear your name being whispered.

You live alone.

@anonymous_abc


20.

My wife woke me up last nigat to tell me there was an intruder in our house.

She Was murdered by an intruder 2 years ago.

@horrorphiles


21.

I needed to quickly run a SQL command to update a single row in an Oracle DB table at work.

To my horror, it came back with “–2,378,231 rows affected.“

@waysafe


22.

You’re laying in bed and with your feet dangling out of the covers.

You feel a hand grab your feet.

@HesusMendez


23.

The funeral attendees never came out of the catacombs.

Something locked the crypt door from the inside.

@TLFMOD


24.

My wife woke me up last night to tell me there was an intruder in our house.

She was murdered by an intruder 2 years ago.

@The_D_String


25.

The officer finally got back to me.

The call was coming from inside the house.


26.

I was having a pleasant dream when what sounded like hammering woke me.

After that, I could barely hear the muffled sound of dirt covering the coffin over my own screams.

@vigridarena


27.

The last man on Earth sat alone in a room.

There was a knock at the door.

@Scry67


28.

After working a hard day I came home to see my girlfriend cradling our child.

I didn’t know which was more frightening, seeing my dead girlfriend and stillborn child, or knowing that someone broke into my apartment to place them there.

@cobaltcollapse


29.

You hear your mom calling you into the kitchen.

As you are heading down the stairs you hear a whisper from the closet saying “Don’t go down there honey, I heard it too.“

@comparativelysane


30.

“Officer, I just looked away for a second and my baby was gone' I sobbed helplessly.

“That s better一I sounded much more convincing this time”, I thought with a smile as I finally picked up the phone to call the police.

@horrorphiles


31.

I never go to sleep.

But I keep waking up.

@genetically_witless


32.

Nurse’s Note: Born 7 pounds 10 ounces, 18 inches long, 32 fully formed teeth.

Silent, always smiling.

@ichokedcheryltunt


33.

She went upstairs to check on her sleeping toddler.

The window was open and the bed was empty.

@Aerron


34.

The longer I wore it the more it grew on me.

She had such pretty skin.

@blaqkmagick


35.

I found a dead body in my trunk today.

Which is strange because I remember putting two in there yesterday.

@horrorphiles


36.

You hear the scream across the hallway, but your eyes won’t open and you can’t move.

@dkmino


37.

Being the first to respond to a fatal car accident is always the most traumatic thing I see as a police officer.

But today, when the crushed body of the little dead child boy strapped in his car seat opened his eyes and giggled at me when I tried to peel him out of the wreckage, I immediately knew that today would be my last day on the force.

@scabbycakes


38.

I looked out my window.

The stars had gone away.

@Owllette


39.

I always thought my cat had a staring problem, she always seemed fixated on my face.

Until one day, when I realized that she was always looking just behind me.

@hangukbrian


40.

I had always wondered why my cat cried when I left her alone at night .

The night after we buried her I awoke to the sensation of someone stroking my hair and a

rough voice close to my ear whispering “good kitty”.

@ horrorphiles


41.

“I can’t sleep” she whispered, crawling into bed with me.

I woke up cold, clutching the dress she was buried in.

@VaultKid321


42.

I just saw my reflection blink.

@marino1310


43.

I kiss my wife and daughter goodnight before I go to sleep.

When I wake up, I’m in a padded room and the nurses tell me it was just a dream.

@StoryTellerBob


44.

The pairs of emaciated eyes outnumber the single round in my gun.

With pleading tears falling on her doll’s hair, I point the barrel at my last surviving daughter.

@yoshkow


45.

I peeked outside.

The pizza delivery guy is at the door, but I didn’t order a pizza@and definitely not from someone wearing a pig mask.


46.

My mother has been screaming at the front door for hours now.

She’s not happy that I killed her with my bare hands.


47.

I have a friend named Charlie.

I’m playing at his house but it’s cold down here in the basement, I wonder when Charlie will let me go home.


48.

If you get scared at night, don’t keep your eyes closed for too long.

There’s a reason you’re scared, and now you can’t see it approach.


49.

I used a Ouija board yesterday, but I only asked one question and put it away.

I got my answer today@written in blood on my ceiling.


50.

The grinning face stared at me from the darkness beyond my bedroom window.

I live on the 1 4th floor.

@ horrorphiles


51.

The wailing from the baby monitor just won’t stop.

Problem is, my daughter is with her mother this weekend… over 200 miles away.


52.

Grandpa died smoking a cigar in his favorite chair.

We got a new one but from the ash marks he leaves behind he has a new favorite chair.


53.

My husband woke me up by kissing my cheek when he got home late.

This morning I checked my phone@he stayed with a friend last night.


54.

I like to sing in the shower sometimes.

When I got out of the last one, the fogged-up mirror read “YOU HAVE A LOVELY VOICE”@I live alone.


55.

My wife just ran in to ask me if I was okay because she could hear my terrible coughing fit from across the house.

I wasn’t coughing.


56.

The upstairs neighbors are awfully noisy.

I told my landlord… it’s been vacant for months.


57.

For sale: like-new engagement ring, barely worn, came right off her finger.

Finger also for sale for the right offer.


58.

I had a dream that a man was watching me sleep from outside my bedroom window.

When I woke up, I found footprints… inside, next to my bed.


59.

My TV keeps turning on by itself.

It’s annoying, but what’s more worrisome is how it only shows footage of me standing in my living room.


60.

“It's safe to come out now, sweetie”dad said reassuringly, his blue eyes shining at me through the gap in the bedroom door.

He’s been saying that for hours, but it doesn t change the fact that my dad’s eyes are green.

@ horrorphiles


61.

My girlfriend is scared of horror movies.

They make her paranoid, which can be tricky when I’m watching her through her living room window.


62.

I found a new bottle of my best friend’s favorite scotch on the kitchen counter today.

He died in a drunk driving accident six years ago.


63.

It’s nice that my grandmother calls to check on me, but if she wants to communicate from the other side I wish she wouldn’t scream so much.


64.

My boyfriend has a collection he’s very proud of.

He never told me that he’s been collecting souvenirs from the girlfriends he murdered.


65.

I have a recurring dream I’m murdered by a man I’d never met.

I thought it was stupid until I went on a blind date and saw him at the table.


66.

My mom told me she had the best time playing with my little sister today.

My sister went missing in 2002@they found her body in 2006.


67.

The knife, it slices@just like butter

I tried to be a loving mother.

@littlemisssassy


68.

I can’t move, breathe, speak or hear and it’s so dark all day round.

I should have been cremated, and not buried in the ground.

@[deleted]


69.

I just saw the children playing, admiring how high they have swung.

But others tell me they’re just swaying in the wind where they were hung.

@Alt_punch


70.

Tired of causing pain to those around him, Peter jumped from the roof top in a bid to end his own life.

He soon found himself on the sidewalk below, still very much alive, with the crushed body of a little girl beneath him.

@ horrorphiles


71.

I was always told not to play with my food, as it is a blessing to eat.

However I’m one to tease my meals, and killing is always a treat.

@[deleted]


72.

Read this after the day is nigh.

And tonight you might possibly die.

@Hawkfrostofriverclan


73.

I was never more scared or more filled filled with dread,

Than the night the police found, her dismembered head.

@Gil_ByrdIsTheWord


74.

As I played in the basement, Mother called me upstairs.

From behind me, She whispered, “Don’t go up there.”

@CheckeredBag


75.

I watched you play whilst at the park.

I’ll come to your house when the day goes dark.

@Bucket_O_Beef


76.

I had guests over today, they seemed to be really nice, so I introduced my hobby; it’s quite technical, you see, and I’m no good with words, so I had to show them.

I really think my skills are improving; I almost didn’t have to break any bones this time, and I do like way they hang there, all strung up, an occasional whimper dripping past their mutilated lips like so much blood.

@TheOtherJuggernaut


77.

I travel here and there so suddenly, and never make a sound.

Slaying quickly, quietly, swiftly; Just don’t turn around.

@zenofire


78.

And from the grave, where my father was put

And hand reached up and grabbed my foot.

@[deleted]


79.

I saw the children playing, watched how high they swung.

Their bodies swaying side to side, while silently they hung.

–– GoldenWizard


80.

You start to drift off into a comfortable sleep when you hear your name being whispered.

You live alone.

@ horrorphiles


81.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

There is someone right behind you.

@Kaserbeam


82.

You’re the prettiest person that I ever saw,

I’d so love to snack on your eyeballs, quite raw.

@moratnz


83.

Warm and juicy; best best served fresh.

I love the taste of human flesh.

@littlemisssassy


84.

I held her in my arms, dying

What could lie in her crib, crying?@I_am_Rudy


85.

A knock at the door and ‘Could you help us?’ I hear.

I glance outside once and nevermore for the kid’s eyes were black and their faces austere.

@oohshineeobjects


86.

Can you hear the beautiful ring of the bell?

That means it’s time to drag you down to hell.

@Hellblood


87.

I will wait patiently until I’m found.

And exact my revenge – flesh by the pound.

@CheckeredBag


88.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

You’d better run, I’m coming for you.

@RedDeadRevengeance


89.

You see, I stand on my box.

And I know how your window unlocks.

@[deleted]


90.

Finally to his car he drove away from there as fast as he could.

When he felt safe enough to breathe, a voice from the backseat said ,”Leaving so soon?”

@ horrorphiles


91.

Muscles now relaxed, and still in her bed; young Timmy and Zax leaving all left unsaid.

A smile Zax cracked, and ‘no’ Timmy plead: ‘no need to cut further, mom’s already dead.

‘@CDC_


92.

Wrapped in sheets and cuddled in bed.

You’ll foolishly expose your sweet, precious head…@CheckeredBag


93.

You taught how me to be a man, but today I feel so all alone.

Happy Father’s Day dad, as I kiss your gravestone.

@battering-ram


94.

I once had a girlfriend named Jill, I buried her under that hill.

But sometimes at home, when I’m all alone, I find that she sleeps with me still.

@CheckeredBag


95.

I held my son’s hand tightly as the cars whizzed past the sidewalk.

“With any luck, they won’t find the rest of him,” I muttered to myself.


96.

I was starving and lost in the woods until I found a hiker.

Im full now, I just wished she hadn’t screamed so loud.


97.

‘Daddy I can’t sleep” she said, and crawled under the sheets with me.

In the morning I woke up freezing cold and clutching the dress she was buried in.


98.

I arrived at the funeral a few minutes late.

Nobody acknowledged me, and I figured out why when I looked into the casket and saw myself.


99.

I had three seconds of sight left.

I was fascinated by how much my brains resembled oatmeal, spattered on the concrete.


100.

Being one of the first people on the moon has its perks.

Being the only one to be forgotten doesn’t.

@ horrorphiles


101.

‘Please stop,” I whimpered as he fastened my other arm to the table, “if you let me go, I won’t tell anyone”.

He looked up at me with a wicked smile “how do you think I got you? They gave you to me.‘


102.

There was a picture in my phone of me sleeping.

I live alone.


103.

As I walked up the driveway with my new friend, I introduced him to my dad.

“What friend?!” he asked with bewilderment in his eyes.


104.

I sat up from this horrible nightmare that a gruesome faced man was trying to get in my home, all of a sudden I heard my daughter screaming.

I ran down the hall and she was hiding her face in the pillow screaming and crying and said “a man was watching me outside.”


105.

I’ll hide you in my walls, your body will never be found!

I’ll wear your skin as a suit, your friends will like you more than they used to.


106.

She woke up to an unusual silence in their bedroom.

She looked over as the thing that laid where her husband use to be rose from under the sheets.


107.

I have never seen anything like it, the way it screamed and crawled towards me.

This… This thing is suppose to be my little brother.


108.

I’m all alone during a storm when the power goes out.

Lightning strikes and there is a man standing in my hallway with a knife.


109.

I woke up to the sound of screams and the feel of immense heat surrounding me.

Sobbing as the torture began again, I remembered hell wasn’t a made up place…


110.

I kept calling my girlfriend the day they buried me.

She wouldn’t answer.


111.

My cat is asleep beside my computer in his favorite spot.

I’ve buried him 10 times.


112.

I’ve been scrubbing my hands non-stop for weeks.

The blood just won’t come off.


113.

I woke up to the smell of copper in the air.

I had done it again.


114.

I look at my clock its 3:15 as a rotting corpse pushes fingers into my stomach, I scream in relief its only a dream.

Looking at my clock it is 3:14 and my closet door creeks open…


115.

I see a face staring at me from my window.

I live on the 3rd floor.


116.

As she finally drifted off to sleep, she felt the cold, bony fingers caress her body.

She prayed it was just a dream….


117.

When she turned around, she saw her own self, dressed in different clothes.

Her heart went into shock and the other self gently helped her to the floor as she died.


118.

The cloven hoof prints were fresh.

They were in sets of two, staggered like a man running.


119.

I got a haunted doll in the mail today.

If only I could find where she ran off too…


120.

I hear my daughter cry, “Mommy I’m so cold, please let me in!” I shut the curtains, knowing she wont cry much longer in the snow.


121.

I opened my front door to the frantic pounding of my next door neighbor.

To my horror it was something that was wearing his skin…


122.

The stew I was eating was delicious, and I wanted to give my husband a taste.

That’s when I found his wedding ring in my bowl, still on his finger.


123.

Every morning my husband tells me he loves me, I really wish he’d stop.

I murdered him last year, but he still won’t leave me alone.


124.

Outside my three year olds bedroom I hear her say, “ But Mommy, I don’t want to.

“ My voice replies, “All little girls stab their Daddies.‘


125.

Being the first to respond to a fatal car accident is always the most traumatic thing I see as a police officer.

But today, when the crushed body of the little dead boy strapped in his car seat opened his eyes and giggled at me when I tried to peel him out of the wreckage, I immediately knew that today would be my last day on the force.


126.

A smile of relief washed across his face even with his arm swallowed nearly to the elbow by the drain, and he said, “ I think I feel your ring!” I smiled too, and said,” Oh, that’s great, love…and I know about Vanessa,” as I flipped the disposal switch.


127.

I can’t move, breathe, speak or hear and it’s so dark all the time.

If I knew it would be this lonely, I would have been cremated instead.


128.

The dog sits at my gate every morning and night when I leave and come home from work.

Even after all this time she can still smell her owner’s blood on my hands.


129.

I sat on my daughter’s bed and sang her favorite song before giving her a kiss on the cheek, just as I’ve done every night since she was a baby.

When I was done and smiled down at her, she whispered “Mommy please stop, you’re dead.‘


130.

I’d been noticing it for months, that tiny lag in my reflection, not that anyone believed me.

Today was different she didn’t even attempt to mimic me she stood there smiling, I think she wants to come out.


131.

The girl pedaled quickly towards his car, droplets of water flying off her, leaving a trail on the sidewalk.

He should have weighted down her body in the river, but as she came closer and the smell of rotten flesh overcame him, he realized it wouldn’t have mattered.


132.

‘Oh don’t worry dear we’re glad to have you for diner.

“ They said smiling, as I lie bound and gagged on the floor while they took their last bite of lunch, my husband.


133.

My kids were excited to tell me about the day they just had with their mother.

My eyes watered as I pondered how to tell them she died this morning on the way to work.


134.

After dating all through high school and college, our daughter’s boyfriend finally came by today to ask my husband and me for her hand.

We gave it to him, hoping that he’ll finally tell us where the rest of her is.


135.

When I wake in the middle of the night to the sound of cracking, I am aware that it is her rigor mortis body snapping unto itself as she crawls down the hallway .

I knew it was only a matter of time before she would seek her revenge.


136.

My grandmother told me it was a gift to see the angel of death in front of people’s houses, to know he would be collecting someone there soon.

I thought it was a gift too, until the day I began to see it in front of every house.


137.

She felt the warmth of the sun as she smiled at him and promised, “I will follow you until the end of time.

“ When she opened her eyes, the pyre beneath her had begun to burn.


138.

Audra looked across the table to smile warmly at the loving faces of her husband and children.

“I do so enjoy our time together” she whispered as she gently placed each of their severed heads back into the refrigerator.


139.

Through moon and fog, I run, branches whipping bare legs bloody, and race the hot breath, that burp of hell, against my nape.

Closer, closer, until saliva spatters my skin, and the thing with teeth wraps me in its mouth.


140.

The smell of my own charring flesh fills my nose as the muffler coughs out the it’s last dying gasps.

My only hope is someone seeing my hand, that I’m hoping is still stuck in the guardrail above.


141.

My daughter walked up to me asking, “Mommy, who is that man behind you?” I turned with an uneasy feeling, to find no-one standing there, looked back to tell her there was nothing there and there was nothing left but the teddy bear she was just holding covered in blood.


142.

I used to love hearing those sounds; the bathroom door opening, my girlfriend playfully drumming her fingernails on the sink, and the flat screech of the shower curtain pulling back before she stepped in to join me.

But hearing those drumming nails now, as I’m showering before bed on the night of her funeral, stirs up altogether new feelings.


143.

The mirror had been left to me by my late aunts estate, stored in the attic and covered in paper.

I stared at my reflection, feeling that something was…off…but not knowing what – when my reflection winked at me.


144.

I breathe in the gas and count back from ten to get my tonsils removed.

“Looks like little Timmy is finally going to get a new heart, and I get a new car.

“, I hear the doctor say as I fall into the void.


145.

I had often had a slightly irrational fear of being stalked or having someone show up in the backseat of my car after leaving a bad relationship , so I got a smaller car for sense of security.

The day I stopped carrying pepper spray with my newfound courage, a soft breath tickled the hairs on my neck with a soft “found you.‘


146.

Last night, I had a nightmare that I’d lost both my legs in a gruesome car accident.

Then I realized it was only a memory.


147.

I used to be considered the evil twin.

But now I’m considered an only child.


148.

Everyone complimented my disfigured mask last Halloween, full of hairy puss and scars.

But they didn’t know, when I went home, there was nothing to remove.


149.

All I could do was stare as I watched my father wrap his hands around my mother’s neck.

But he was already dead, and soon, she would be, too.


150.

From afar, the doll looked just like her.

From close up, she could see it was made out of her lost teeth and dead skin.


151.

I couldn’t wait any longer to be a mother.

So I grabbed a knife to rip the baby from my stomach.


152.

I work in a strip club.

And I hate to admit it, but I hear more screams than moans.


153.

I swear I heard my daughter whisper my name.

But, the thing is, I’m still pregnant.


154.

I fell asleep in my pajamas.

But I woke up in a suit, with a closed casket surrounding me.


155.

I like living alone.

Because, when I hear a faint singing or feel a hand on my thigh, I know it’s one of them.


156.

I kissed her, but she wouldn’t kiss me back.

She was already decomposing.


157.

My car thumped over something in the road.

And the windshield wipers couldn’t clear the blood away.


158.

I don’t know where the hell my husband is.

I can’t remember where I buried him.


159.

I stopped going to church, because God never answers me.

But the Devil speaks to me every night.


160.

I went camping with my three best friends.

But by the time we left, we were nothing but a murderer, a witness, and a dead body.


161.

I didn’t mind it when the rain began to fall.

Until it hit my skin and burned.


162.

I asked the hot guy in my class why he was staring at me.

He said that he was actually staring at the demon that always hovers behind me.


163.

My cat never goes near my closet.

The one day she did, she never came back out.


164.

I felt my husband’s hand squeeze mine.

But then I remembered, he was dead and I was in my apartment alone.


165.

I tried to check my makeup in the mirror.

But my reflection was missing.


166.

I scrubbed her blood off of my suit until there was no trace of DNA left.

But I needed something to remember the night by, so I kept a handful of her hair.


167.

When I checked his browser history, I found the search: “How to poison my wife.

“ So I threw down the water bottle he’d just handed me.


168.

I think I’m dead.

But the other spirits keep telling me I’m alive.


169.

I’ve been talking to my mother for hours.

But I don’t think she can hear me through the six feet of dirt.


170.

I never meant to make my ex cry.

I only meant to make him bleed.


171.

My throat is raw from screaming for help.

But no one can hear me now that I’m in heaven.


172.

I didn’t run when I saw him.

So he didn’t make me suffer when he stabbed me.


173.

I reached under the bed to find my missing sock.

But I felt another hand, instead.


174.

I texted a stranger by accident.

But when they texted me back, they used my full name.


175.

I felt the barrel against my head, for only a second, before the burglar did the worst possible thing.

He didn’t pull the trigger.


176.

I didn’t panic when my best friend Tom started shuddering from head to toe, clutching his stomach, and coughing up blood.

I panicked when the blood started crawling up my leg.

@ShadowScribe


177.

Three cheers for Santa Claus, and all the good children who believe.

‘Makes this so much easier,’ He chuckled, the bells on the trusting little girl’s shoes jingling as he dragged the body across the roof and away into the night.

@Cinnamon-Ciara


178.

‘Hey daddy, I’m fixing little brother for you!’ He entered the room to find his 8-year-old daughter scooping the eyes out of their now blind baby.

@EccentricStrawberry


179.

‘Do you like your new coat?’ my father asked as he draped it over my shoulders.

‘It’s from your mother,’ he said, smiling at what was left of Mom’s flayed corpse.

@ShadowScribe


180.

Being the last human alive isn’t too bad.

I just wish my hungry neighbors would leave me alone.

@troytheterribletaco


181.

There was a knock on my door.

Something inside told me not to open the closet.

@DonBeanass


182.

I sit in this crowded theater, all my life I’ve been a nobody, a reject, an empty, self-loathing blank.

“Time for all of that to change,” I say to no-one in particular, pulling out the guns from under my coat…@TheRaincrow


183.

There was a photo of me sleeping on beautiful red silk on my phone.

What I don’t know is how the phone got into the coffin with me.

@Abyss1213


184.

I stared at the picture of me emblazoned on the screen of the mobile phone, wracking my brain to try to understand how it got there.

Human technology has often proved to be an ally of mine but I’ve never before encountered a mobile that could take pictures of demons.

@sleeplessfromdreams


185.

At the expense of the last of their ammunition, the lumbering beast collapsed.

Too bad the hunting party couldn’t spare a moment while patting each other on the back to notice it’s mother had witnessed the whole display.

@Jibberling


186.

Before I could react, the man produced an ax from his long coat and brought it to rest on the table before me.

I carefully chose my words before saying, ‘Even with a receipt, I cannot give you a refund with all those blood stains.

‘@Jibberling


187.

My eyes were glued to the scarring images on the horrifying scrapbook I found at my new neighbors house.

As I flipped towards the end of the book I noticed that there was a blank spot with today’s date written below it.

@Unknownuser55550


188.

Before my parents left town for the weekend, they tucked me in, locked my bedroom door, and told me that there was nothing to be afraid of: the monsters had no way of getting inside the house.

If they had stayed a second longer they would have heard his laughter from inside the closet.

@ShadowScribe


189.

The voices won’t stop bothering me to let them free.

Maybe it’s time to go into the basement and shut them up once and for all…@Tiger106700


190.

My mom couldn’t find her ‘yummy-wummy’ baby, even when she called out to her with that ridiculous nickname.

At least it was accurate: my sister was delicious.

@SlavicSnowflake


191.

Before I can go to sleep, I have to check all the doors around the house.

If they’re all locked, I move on to the next house.

@Volohov


192.

My daughter's smiling face greeted me from my driveway as I returned home from a hard day.

Where is the rest of her?

@Cypher4235


193.

Growing up with cats and dogs, I got used to the sounds of scratching at my door while I slept.

Now that I live alone, it is much more unsettling.

@Miami_Metro


194.

Don't look behind you.

It doesn't like to be seen.

@TXMount


195.

There's a girl standing outside my window.

The only problem is I live on the seventh floor.

@Death_by_a_spoon


196.

I said I would babysit my niece.

That was before I met Stacy, her imaginary friend.

@CenobiteLover


197.

No matter how much we fight, my wife will always prepare my coffee in the morning.

Though this time, it did taste a little like almonds.

@DistortedCookie


198.

When I smiled, she did not smile back.

Something is very wrong with this mirror.

@mensanserem


199.

As a biologist, I love all of my animals.

But I sometimes wonder to myself if any of them still remember that they used to be human.

@Timeless-Traveler


200.

Yesterday I wrote the number 69 on my wrist as a joke.

Today it's 68, and now it's not washing off.

@TCB-Lachi

【译文】

1:

我开始给他盖好被子,他告诉我,“爸爸检查我床下有没有怪物。”

我从床底下寻找他的乐趣,看到他,另一个他,在床下,盯着我看,颤抖着,低声说,“爸爸,我床上有人。”

@Just AnotherMuffledVo。


2:

医生告诉截肢者,他可能会时不时地出现幻肢。

然而,当他感到冰冷的手指掠过他幻影的手时,没有人让他做好准备。

@Gagege。


3:

我不能动,不能呼吸,不能说话,也不能听,而且一直很黑。

如果我知道会这么孤单,我就会被火化。

@Graboid27。


4:

别害怕怪物,只要找他们就行了。

向左看,向右看,往床底下看,在梳妆台后面,在衣柜里,但永远不要抬头,她讨厌被看到。

@AnarchistWaffles。


5:

我醒来时听到了敲打玻璃的声音。

起初,我以为是窗户,直到我再次听到从镜子里传来的声音。

@theralhatman。


6:

他们庆祝第一次成功的低温冷冻。

他没有办法让他们知道他还清醒着。

@KnowsGooderThanyou。


7:

她想知道为什么她要投下两个影子。

毕竟,当时只有一个灯泡。

@pgan91。


8:

它放在我的架子上,有着不假思索的瓷制眼睛和我能找到的最漂亮的粉色洋娃娃连衣裙。

为什么她一定要生下来呢?

@到处都是马。


9:

那张笑脸从卧室窗户外的黑暗中凝视着我。

我住在14楼。

@bentReflect。


10:

我手机里有一张我睡觉的照片。

我一个人住。

@guztaluz。


11:

我女朋友问我为什么呼吸这么急促。

我没有。

@恐惧症。


12:

今晚一个人上夜班。

地下室里有一张脸在盯着监控摄像头。

@hctet。


13:

他们用气泡包装送来了人体模型。

我从正厅里开始听到砰的一声。

@Mikey77yFive。


14:

你醒来了。

她没有。

@tuskedlemon。


15:

她问我为什么呼吸这么急促。

我没有。

@卡拉米奇。


16:

你回到家,在漫长的一天工作后疲惫不堪,准备独自度过一个放松的夜晚。

你伸手去拿电灯开关,但另一只手已经在那里了。

@madamimadamimadam。


17:

我女儿半夜不停地哭和尖叫。

我拜访了她的坟墓,让她停下来,但这无济于事。

@Skuppy。


18:

第312天。

互联网仍然无法正常工作。

@毛发指甲花。


19:

当你听到有人低声叫你的名字时,你开始进入舒适的睡眠。

你一个人住。

@匿名者_abc。


20:

我妻子上个晚上叫醒了我,告诉我有个入侵者闯进了我们的房子。

她两年前被入侵者谋杀。

@恐怖爱好者


21:

我需要快速运行SQL命令来更新正在工作的Oracle DB表中的一行。

令我恐惧的是,它返回的结果是“-2378,231行受到影响。”

@Way Safe。


22:

你躺在床上,双脚在被子外面晃来晃去。

你感觉到一只手抓住你的脚。

@HesusMendez。


23:

参加葬礼的人从未走出墓穴。

有东西从里面把地窖的门锁上了。

@TLFMOD。


24:

我妻子昨晚把我叫醒,告诉我房子里有入侵者。

她两年前被入侵者谋杀。

@The_D_String。


25:

警官终于给我回了电话。

电话是从房子里打来的。


26:

我正在做一个美梦,突然听起来像是敲打的声音把我吵醒了。

在那之后,我几乎听不到棺材上覆盖着泥土的微弱声音,而不是我自己的尖叫声。

@vigridarena。


27:

地球上最后一个人独自坐在一个房间里。

有人敲门。

@SCry67。


28:

辛苦工作了一天后,我回到家看到女朋友抱着我们的孩子。

我不知道哪个更可怕,是看到我死去的女朋友和死婴,还是知道有人闯进我的公寓把他们放在那里。

@钴坍塌。


29:

你听到你妈妈把你叫进厨房。

当你走下楼梯时,你听到壁橱里传来耳语:“亲爱的,别下去,我也听到了。”

@Compatiativelysane。


30:

“警官,我只是把视线移开了一会儿,我的孩子不见了。”我无助地抽泣着。

当我最终拿起电话报警时,我笑着想:“这一次我听起来更有说服力了。”一:“这回好多了,我听起来更有说服力了。”

@恐怖爱好者。


31:

我从不睡觉。

但我一直醒着。

@遗传上无智慧。


32:

护士注:出生体重7磅10盎司,18英寸长,32颗完整的牙齿。

沉默,总是微笑。

@ichokedcheryltunt。


33:

她上楼去看看她那睡着的蹒跚学步的孩子。

窗户开着,床也是空的。

@Aerron。


34:

我穿的时间越长,它对我的影响就越大。

她的皮肤很漂亮。

@blaqkmagick。


35:

我今天在后备箱里发现了一具身体。

这很奇怪,因为我记得昨天放了两个。

@恐怖爱好者。


36:

你听到走廊对面的尖叫声,但你的眼睛睁不开,动也动不了。

@dkmino。


37:

作为一名警察,第一个对致命车祸做出反应一直是我看到的最令人痛苦的事情。

但今天,当绑在汽车座椅上的小男孩被压碎的身体睁开眼睛,当我试图把他从残骸中拉出来时,他咯咯地笑了起来,我立刻知道,今天将是我在警队的最后一天。

@结痂蛋糕。


38:

我向窗外望去。

星星已经消失了。

@Owllette。


39:

我一直以为我的猫有盯着我的问题,它似乎总是盯着我的脸看。

直到有一天,我意识到她总是在我身后看。

@hangukbrian。


40:

我一直想知道为什么晚上我把猫一个人留在家里时她会哭。

我们埋葬她的第二天晚上,我醒来时感觉到有人抚摸我的头发。

在我耳边低语着“好猫咪”的粗哑声音。

@恐怖爱好者


41:

“我睡不着。”她低声说,爬上我的床。

我醒来时很冷,紧紧抓住她下葬时穿的那件衣服。

@VaultKid321。


42:

我刚刚看到我的倒影在闪烁。

@marino1310。


43:

睡觉前我会和我的妻子和女儿吻别。

当我醒来时,我在一个有垫子的房间里,护士告诉我这只是个梦。

@StoryTellerBob。


44:

我枪里那双瘦弱的眼睛比一发子弹还多。

恳求的泪水落在她洋娃娃的头发上,我把枪管对准了我最后一个幸存的女儿。

@yoshkow。


45:

我偷看了外面。

送披萨的人就在门口,但我没有订披萨,更不是从戴着猪面具的人那里订的。


46:

我妈妈已经在前门尖叫了好几个小时了。

她不高兴我赤手空拳杀了她。


47:

我有个朋友叫查理。

我在他家玩,但是地下室很冷,我想知道查理什么时候让我回家。


48:

如果你在晚上感到害怕,不要长时间闭上眼睛。

你害怕是有原因的,现在你看不到它的靠近。


49:

我昨天用了一块占卜板,但我只问了一个问题就把它收起来了。

“今天我的答案是用血写在我的天花板上的。”


50:

那张笑脸从卧室窗户外的黑暗中凝视着我。

我住在14楼。

@恐怖爱好者。


51:

婴儿监视器发出的哭声就是停不下来。

问题是,这个周末我女儿和她妈妈在一起,…。200多英里外。


52:

爷爷死于在他最喜欢的椅子上抽雪茄。

我们买了一把新的,但从他留下的灰痕看,他又有了一把新的最喜欢的椅子。


53:

我丈夫回家晚了,亲吻我的脸颊把我吵醒了。

“今天早上我看了看手机,”他昨晚和一个朋友住在一起。


54:

我有时喜欢在淋浴时唱歌。

当我从最后一个房间出来时,雾蒙蒙的镜子上写着“你有一个可爱的声音”@我一个人住。


55:

我的妻子刚刚跑进来问我是否还好,因为她能听到我在房子对面发出可怕的咳嗽声。

我没有咳嗽。


56:

楼上的邻居太吵了。

我告诉我的房东…。它已经空了好几个月了。


57:

待售:就像新的订婚戒指,几乎没有戴过,就从她的手指上掉了下来。

手指也在出售,要价合适。


58:

我做了一个梦,梦见一个男人正从我卧室的窗外看着我睡觉。

当我醒来的时候,我发现了脚印…。在里面,就在我床旁边。


59:

我的电视一直在自动开机。

这很烦人,但更令人担忧的是,它只显示了我站在客厅里的镜头。


60:

“现在可以安全地出来了,亲爱的。”爸爸安抚地说,他的蓝眼睛透过卧室门的缝隙对着我。

他已经说了好几个小时了,但这并不能改变我爸爸眼睛是绿的这一事实。

@恐怖爱好者


61:

我的女朋友很害怕恐怖片。

它们让她变得多疑,当我从她起居室的窗户看着她时,这可能是很棘手的。


62:

今天我在厨房柜台上发现了一瓶我最好的朋友最喜欢的苏格兰威士忌。

他六年前死于一场酒后驾车事故。


63:

祖母打电话来问候我,这很好,但如果她想在另一边交流,我希望她不要尖叫得那么厉害。


64:

我男朋友有一个他非常引以为豪的藏品。

他从没告诉我他一直在收集他杀害的女朋友的纪念品。


65:

我反复做一个梦,梦见我被一个从未谋面的男人谋杀了。

我原以为这很愚蠢,直到我去相亲,看到他坐在桌边。


66:

我妈妈告诉我,她今天和我的小妹妹玩得很开心。

“我妹妹在2002年失踪了,”他们在2006年发现了她的身体。


67:

这把刀,它像切黄油一样切成薄片。

我试着做一个慈爱的母亲。

@littlemisssassy。


68:

我不能动,不能呼吸,不能说话,也不能听,而且一整天都很黑。

我应该被火化,而不是埋在地下。

@[删除]。


69:

我只是看到孩子们在玩耍,赞叹他们的秋千有多高。

但也有人告诉我,它们只是在悬挂的地方随风摇摆。

@Alt_Pack。


70:

彼得厌倦了给周围的人带来痛苦,他从屋顶跳了下来,企图结束自己的生命。

他很快发现自己躺在楼下的人行道上,还活着,脚下还有一具被压碎的小女孩的身体。

@恐怖爱好者。


71:

我总是被告知不要玩弄我的食物,因为吃东西是一种福气。

然而,我是一个喜欢调侃我的饭菜的人,杀戮永远是一种款待。

@[删除]。


72:

等这一天快到了再看这篇文章吧。

今晚你可能会死。

@Hawkfrostofriver氏族。


73:

我从未像现在这样害怕,也从未像现在这样充满恐惧,

比警方发现的那晚,她被肢解的头颅。

@gil_ByrdIsTheWord。


74:

当我在地下室玩耍时,妈妈叫我上楼。

她在我身后低声说:“别上去。”

@CheckeredBag。


75:

我在公园看你玩的时候。

天黑了我就去你家。

@Bucket_O_Beef。


76:

我今天有客人来,他们看起来真的很好,所以我介绍了我的爱好;你看,这是很技术性的,而且我不擅长说话,所以我必须展示给他们看。

我真的认为我的技能在提高;这一次我几乎不用折断任何骨头,我真的很喜欢他们挂在那里的样子,所有的绳子都挂在那里,偶尔的呜咽声从他们残缺不全的嘴唇上滴落下来,就像流了很多血一样。

@TheOtherJuggernaut。


77:

我来回走得太突然了,从来没有发出过声音。

迅速地、安静地、迅速地杀戮;只是不要转身。

@zenofire。


78:

从埋葬我父亲的坟墓里。

手伸出来抓住了我的脚。

@[删除]。


79:

我看到孩子们在玩耍,看着他们荡得有多高。

他们的身体左右摇摆,同时默默地悬挂着。

--黄金精灵。


80:

当你听到有人低声叫你的名字时,你开始进入舒适的睡眠。

你一个人住。

@恐怖爱好者。


81:

玫瑰是红色的,紫罗兰是蓝色的。

有人就在你后面。

@KaserBeam。


82:

你是我见过的最漂亮的人,

我太喜欢在你的眼球上吃零食了,很生的。

@moratnz。


83:

温暖多汁;最好是新鲜的。

我喜欢人肉的味道。

@littlemisssassy。


84:

我把她抱在怀里,奄奄一息。

“什么能躺在她的婴儿床上哭泣呢?”我是鲁迪。


85:

敲门声和‘你能帮帮我们吗?’我听说了。

我向外看了一眼,发现那孩子的眼睛是黑色的,脸色严肃。

@oohshineeObjects


86:

你能听到漂亮的铃声吗?

这意味着是时候把你拖下地狱了。

@地狱血。


87:

我会耐心等待,直到找到我。

把我的复仇肉体按磅计。

@CheckeredBag。


88:

玫瑰是红色的,紫罗兰是蓝色的。

你最好快跑,我来找你了。

@RedDeadRevengeance。


89:

你看,我站在我的箱子上。

我知道你的窗户是怎么开的。

@[删除]。


90:

最后,他回到他的车旁,以最快的速度离开了那里。

当他感觉足够安全可以呼吸时,后座传来一个声音说:“这么快就走了?”

@恐怖爱好者。


91:

肌肉现在放松了,还躺在床上;年轻的提米和扎克斯什么也没说。

扎克斯笑了,说“不”,提米恳求道:“没必要再切了,妈妈已经死了。”

@CDC_。


92:

裹着床单,抱在床上。

你会愚蠢地露出你甜美珍贵的头…。@CheckeredBag。


93:

你教会了我如何做人,但今天我觉得很孤单。

爸爸,当我亲吻您的墓碑时,祝您父亲节快乐。

@击球-撞击球。


94:

我曾经有个女朋友叫吉尔,我把她埋在那座山下。

但有时在家里,当我一个人的时候,我发现她仍然和我睡在一起。

@CheckeredBag。


95:

当汽车呼啸而过人行道时,我紧紧地握着儿子的手。

“如果运气好的话,他们找不到他的其余部分,”我喃喃自语。


96:

我饿坏了,在树林里迷路了,直到我找到了一个徒步旅行者。

我现在吃饱了,我真希望她没有这么大声地尖叫。


97:

“爸爸,我睡不着。”她说,然后和我一起爬到床单下面。

早上醒来时,我冷得要命,紧紧抓住她下葬时穿的那件衣服。


98:

我到葬礼晚了几分钟。

没有人认出我,当我看着棺材看到自己时,我明白了原因。


99:

我还有三秒钟的视线。

我的大脑就像溅在混凝土上的燕麦片,让我着迷。


100:

成为第一批登上月球的人是有好处的。

成为唯一一个被遗忘的人不会。

@恐怖爱好者。


101:

“请停下来,”他把我的另一只胳膊绑在桌子上时,我呜咽着说,“如果你放我走,我不会告诉任何人的。”

他抬头看着我,带着邪恶的微笑:“你觉得我是怎么骗到你的?”他们把你给了我。


102:

我手机里有一张我睡觉的照片。

我一个人住。


103:

当我和我的新朋友走在车道上时,我把他介绍给了我爸爸。

“什么朋友?!”他带着困惑的眼神问道。


104:

我从一个可怕的噩梦中坐起来,一个可怕的面孔男人试图进入我家,突然我听到了我女儿的尖叫声。

我跑下大厅,她把脸埋在枕头里尖叫哭泣,说:“外面有个男人在看着我。”


105:

我会把你藏在我的墙里,你的身体永远也找不到了!

我会把你的皮肤当西装穿,你的朋友们会比以前更喜欢你。


106:

她醒来时,他们的卧室里一片不同寻常的寂静。

她看上去就是躺在床单下的那个东西,她的丈夫过去常常从床单下爬起来。


107:

我从来没有见过这样的东西,它尖叫着向我爬来。

此…。这东西应该是我的小弟弟。


108:

暴风雨中停电时,我孤身一人。

闪电袭来,一个男人拿着一把刀站在我的走廊上。


109:

我被尖叫声和周围酷热的感觉弄醒了。

当酷刑再次开始时,我抽泣着,我想起地狱不是一个虚构的地方,…。


110:

他们埋葬我的那天我一直给我女朋友打电话。

她不肯回答。


111:

我的猫在我的电脑旁边它最喜欢的地方睡着了。

我已经埋葬他10次了。


112:

几个星期以来,我一直不停地洗手。

血就是洗不掉。


113:

我被空气中的铜味弄醒了。

我又做了一次。


114:

我看着我的钟,3点15分,一具腐烂的身体把手指伸进我的肚子里,我松了一口气,尖叫着这只是一场梦。

看着我的钟,现在是3点14分,我衣柜的门缝打开了…。


115:

我看到窗外有一张脸在盯着我看。

我住在3楼。


116:

当她终于睡着的时候,她感觉到冰冷、骨瘦如柴的手指抚摸着她的身体。

她祈祷这只是一个梦…。。


117:

当她转身时,她看到了自己,穿着不同的衣服。

她的心吓了一跳,在她死的时候,另一个自我轻轻地扶着她倒在地板上。


118:

偶蹄印是新鲜的。

他们两人一组,摇摇晃晃的,就像一个人在奔跑。


119:

我今天邮寄了一个闹鬼的娃娃。

如果我能找到她也跑到哪里去了就好了…。


120:

我听到女儿哭了,“妈咪,我好冷,请让我进去吧!”我拉上窗帘,知道她在雪地里不会再哭了。


121:

我打开前门,隔壁邻居疯狂地敲打着。

令我惊恐的是,是什么东西穿着他的皮肤…。


122:

我吃的炖肉很好吃,我想让我丈夫尝尝。

就在那时,我在我的碗里发现了他的结婚戒指,还戴在他的手指上。


123:

每天早上我丈夫都告诉我他爱我,我真的希望他别再这样了。

我去年杀了他,但他还是不肯放过我。


124:

在我三岁的卧室外,我听到她说:“但是妈妈,我不想这样做。

我的声音回答说,“所有的小女孩都会刺伤她们的爸爸。”


125:

作为一名警察,第一个对致命车祸做出反应一直是我看到的最令人痛苦的事情。

但今天,当绑在汽车座椅上的小男孩被压碎的身体睁开眼睛,当我试图把他从残骸中拉出来时,他咯咯地笑了起来,我立刻知道,今天将是我在警队的最后一天。


126:

一丝宽慰的微笑掠过他的脸,即使他的胳膊几乎被排水沟吞到肘部,他说,“我想我感觉到你的戒指了!”我也笑了,说:“哦,太棒了,亲爱的…。我知道瓦内萨的事了,“当我按下弃置开关的时候。


127:

我不能动,不能呼吸,不能说话,也不能听,而且一直很黑。

如果我知道会这么孤单,我就会被火化。


128:

我每天早晚下班回家的时候,狗都会坐在我的门口。

即使过了这么久,她仍然能闻到我手上沾着她主人的鲜血。


129:

我坐在女儿的床上唱了一首她最喜欢的歌,然后亲吻了她的脸颊,就像她还是个婴儿时我每晚都做的那样。

当我说完并朝她微笑时,她低声说:“妈咪,别说了,你死定了。”


130:

我已经注意到这件事好几个月了,我的倒影里有一个小小的滞后,并不是说没有人相信我。

今天不同了,她甚至没有试图模仿我,她站在那里微笑着,我想她想出来。


131:

女孩飞快地骑向他的车,水滴从她身上飞过,在人行道上留下了一条痕迹。

他应该把她的身体压在河里,但当她走近,腐肉的气味扑面而来时,他意识到这无关紧要。


132:

哦,别担心,亲爱的,我们很高兴你能来用餐。

“他们笑着说,我被捆绑着躺在地上,嘴里塞着嘴,他们吃了最后一口午餐,我的丈夫。


133:

我的孩子们很兴奋地告诉我他们刚刚和他们的母亲度过的那一天。

当我考虑如何告诉他们她今天早上在上班的路上去世时,我的眼睛湿润了。


134:

在经历了高中和大学的约会之后,我们女儿的男朋友今天终于过来向我和我的丈夫求婚了。

我们把它给了他,希望他最终能告诉我们她的其余部分在哪里。


135:

当我在半夜被爆裂声惊醒时,我意识到是她僵硬的尸身在走廊里爬来爬去。

我知道她寻求报复只是时间问题。


136:

我的祖母告诉我,在人们的房子前看到死亡天使是一种礼物,知道他很快就会去那里接人。

我也以为这是一份礼物,直到有一天我开始在每家每户门前看到它。


137:

当她对他微笑时,她感觉到了太阳的温暖,并承诺:“我会一直跟着你,直到时间的尽头。”

“当她睁开眼睛时,她脚下的柴堆已经开始燃烧了。


138:

奥德拉看着桌子对面,热情地微笑着看着她丈夫和孩子们充满爱意的面孔。

“我真的很享受我们在一起的时光,”她一边低声说,一边轻轻地把他们每个人的头都放回冰箱里。


139:

穿过月亮和雾,我奔跑,树枝抽打着血淋淋的双腿,在我的后背上赛跑着炽热的呼吸,地狱的打嗝。

靠近,靠近,直到唾液溅到我的皮肤上,那个长着牙齿的东西把我裹在嘴里。


140:

当消音器咳嗽出最后的喘息声时,我自己烧焦的肉的气味充满了我的鼻子。

我唯一的希望就是有人能看到我的手,我希望那只手还卡在上面的护栏里。


141:

我女儿走过来问我:“妈妈,你后面的那个人是谁?”我不安地转过身,发现没有人站在那里,回头告诉她,那里什么都没有,除了她刚刚抱着的沾满鲜血的泰迪熊之外,什么都没有留下。


142:

我曾经很喜欢听到那些声音:卫生间门打开了,我的女朋友开玩笑地在水槽上敲着指甲,在她进来加入我之前,浴帘拉开的平坦的尖叫声。

但现在听到那些敲打的钉子,当我在她葬礼的当晚睡前洗澡时,激起了全新的感觉。


143:

这面镜子是我已故姑姑留下的,放在阁楼上,用纸盖着。

我凝视着自己的倒影,感觉到有什么东西是…。关闭…。但不知道是什么-当我的倒影向我眨眼的时候。


144:

我吸了一口气,从十数到扁桃体摘除。

“看起来小提米终于要得到一颗新心脏了,而我也得到了一辆新车。”

“当我坠入空虚时,我听到医生说。


145:

我经常有一种轻微的非理性的恐惧,害怕在离开一段糟糕的关系后被跟踪或有人出现在我的车的后座上,所以我买了一辆小一点的车,以获得安全感。

在我带着新的勇气停止携带胡椒喷雾的那一天,一股柔和的气息轻抚着我脖子上的头发,一声柔和的“找到你”(Found You)让我毛骨悚然。


146:

昨晚,我做了个噩梦,梦见我在一场可怕的车祸中失去了双腿。

然后我意识到这只是一段回忆。


147:

我曾经被认为是邪恶的双胞胎。

但现在我被认为是独生子女。


148:

去年万圣节前夕,每个人都称赞我的毁容面具,满身毛茸茸的猫咪和伤疤。

但是他们不知道,当我回家的时候,没有什么东西要搬走。


149:

我所能做的就是目不转睛地看着父亲用手搂住母亲的脖子。

但他已经死了,很快,她也会死。


150:

从远处看,洋娃娃看起来和她一模一样。

从近距离看,她可以看到这是用她脱落的牙齿和死皮做成的。


151:

我迫不及待想成为一名母亲。

所以我抓起一把刀把孩子从肚子里扯了出来。


152:

我在一家脱衣舞俱乐部工作。

我不想承认,但我听到的尖叫声多于呻吟。


153:

我发誓我听到我女儿低声叫我的名字。

但是,问题是,我还在怀孕。


154:

我穿着睡衣睡着了。

但我醒来时穿着西装,周围有个紧闭的棺材。


155:

我喜欢一个人住。

因为,当我听到微弱的歌声或感觉到一只手放在我的大腿上时,我知道那就是其中之一。


156:

我吻了她,但她不回吻我。

她已经腐烂了。


157:

我的车在路上被什么东西撞到了。

挡风玻璃的刮水器也无法清除血迹。


158:

我不知道我该死的丈夫在哪里。

我不记得我把他埋在哪里了。


159:

我不再去教堂了,因为上帝从来不回答我。

但是魔鬼每晚都和我说话。


160:

我和我的三个最好的朋友去野营了。

但当我们离开的时候,我们只是一个杀人犯、目击者和一具身体。


161:

开始下雨的时候我并不介意。

直到它撞到我的皮肤烧焦。


162:

我问班上的帅哥为什么盯着我看。

他说他实际上是在盯着那个总是在我身后徘徊的恶魔。


163:

我的猫从不靠近我的衣橱。

有一天她这么做了,就再也没有出来过。


164:

我感觉到我丈夫的手在紧握我的手。

但后来我想起来了,他死了,我一个人在公寓里。


165:

我试着照镜子检查我的妆。

但我的倒影不见了。


166:

我把她的血从我的衣服上擦掉,直到没有DNA的痕迹。

但我需要一些东西来回忆那天晚上,所以我留了一把她的头发。


167:

当我查看他的浏览器历史记录时,我发现搜索结果是:“如何毒死我的妻子。

“所以我扔掉了他刚递给我的水瓶。


168:

我想我死定了。

但其他鬼魂一直告诉我我还活着。


169:

我已经和我妈妈聊了几个小时了。

但我觉得她隔着6英尺的泥土听不见我说话。


170:

我从来没想过要让我的前夫哭。

我只是想让他流血。


171:

我的嗓子因为尖叫求救而发炎。

但现在我在天堂,没人能听到我的声音。


172:

我看到他的时候没有跑。

所以他刺伤我的时候没有让我受苦。


173:

我伸手到床底下去找我丢失的袜子。

但我却感觉到了另一只手。


174:

我不小心给陌生人发了短信。

但他们回我短信的时候用的是我的全名。


175:

我感觉到枪管砸在我的头上,只有一秒钟,就在窃贼做了最糟糕的事情之前。

他没有扣动扳机。


176:

当我最好的朋友汤姆开始从头到脚发抖,抓着肚子,咳出血来时,我并没有惊慌。

当血开始爬上我的腿时,我惊慌失措。

@ShadowScribe。


177:

为圣诞老人和所有相信的好孩子欢呼三声。

“让这件事变得容易多了,”他咯咯地笑着,当他拖着身体穿过屋顶,消失在夜色中时,这个值得信赖的小女孩鞋子上的铃铛叮当作响。

@Cinnamon-Ciara。


178:

“嘿,爸爸,我在给你修弟弟!”他走进房间,发现他8岁的女儿正从他们现在失明的婴儿身上挖出眼睛。

@异地草莓。


179:

你喜欢你的新外套吗?父亲问道,他把它披在我肩上。

“这是你母亲寄来的,”他笑着看着母亲剥皮的身体。

@ShadowScribe。


180:

做最后一个活着的人也不算太糟。

我只希望我饥饿的邻居能离我远点。

@troythederbletaco


181:

有人敲了敲我的门。

里面有东西告诉我不要打开壁橱。

@DonBeanass。


182:

我坐在这个拥挤的剧院里,我的一生都是一个无名小卒,一个被排斥的人,一个空虚的、自我厌恶的空白。

“是时候改变这一切了,”我对谁都没有特别地说,从我的外套…里掏出枪。@TheRaincrow。


183:

我的手机上有一张我穿着漂亮的红色丝绸睡觉的照片。

我不知道的是手机是怎么和我一起进棺材的。

@Abyss1213。


184:

我盯着手机屏幕上印着的我的照片,绞尽脑汁想弄明白它是怎么回事。

人类技术经常被证明是我的盟友,但我以前从来没有遇到过可以给恶魔拍照的手机。

@梦境中的梦境。


185:

以耗尽他们最后的弹药为代价,这只笨拙的野兽倒下了。

糟糕的是,狩猎队在互相拍拍对方的背部时,没有抽出一点时间来注意到它的母亲目睹了整个展示过程。

@Jibberling。


186:

我还没来得及反应,那人就从他的长大衣里拿出一把斧头,放在我面前的桌子上。

我小心翼翼地说,“即使有收据,那些血迹我也不能给你退款。”

‘@Jibberling。


187:

我的眼睛紧盯着我在新邻居家发现的可怕剪贴簿上的伤痕累累的图片。

当我翻到书的末尾时,我注意到有一个空白点,下面写着今天的日期。

@Unnownuser55550。


188:

在我父母离开小镇去度周末之前,他们给我盖好被子,锁上卧室的门,告诉我没什么好怕的:怪物根本进不了房子。

如果他们再多呆一秒钟,他们就会听到他从壁橱里发出的笑声。

@ShadowScribe。


189:

那些声音不停地打扰我让它们自由。

也许是时候到地下室去,让他们一劳永逸地闭嘴了,…。@Tiger106700。


190:

我妈妈找不到她的“美味宝贝”,即使她用那个可笑的绰号喊她。

至少它是准确的:我妹妹很好吃。

@SlavicSnowflake。


191:

在我睡觉之前,我得检查一下房子周围的所有门。

如果他们都锁上了,我就搬到下一栋房子去。

@Volohov。


192:

当我从辛苦的一天回到家时,女儿的笑脸在车道上迎接我。

她的其他部分在哪里?

@Cypher4235。


193:

我从小和猫狗一起长大,习惯了睡觉时的抓门声。

现在我一个人住,这就更让人不安了。

@迈阿密_麦德龙。


194:

别往后看。

它不喜欢被人看见。

@TXMount。


195:

有一个女孩站在我的窗外。

唯一的问题是我住在七楼。

@被勺子咬死。


196:

我说我会照看我的侄女。

那是在我遇到她想象中的朋友史黛西之前。

@CenobiteLover。


197:

不管我们吵得多凶,我妻子总是早上给我煮咖啡。

不过这一次,它尝起来确实有点像杏仁。

@DistortedCookie。


198:

当我笑的时候,她没有回笑。

这面镜子出了很大的问题。

@mensanserem。


199:

作为一名生物学家,我爱我所有的动物。

但我有时会想,他们中是否有人还记得他们曾经是人类。

@永恒-旅行者。


200:

昨天我开玩笑地把数字69写在手腕上。

今天它已经68岁了,现在它还没有洗掉。

@TCB-Lachi。


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