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周立波吸毒实锤,抛妻弃友:一念天堂,一念地狱

诗言新语 2021-03-01


作者 |  木棉姐姐

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If you are reading, I should be a sentient being. Subhuti, don t do is read, why? There is no such thing as a Buddha. If there is a sentient being called Tathagata, the Tathagata has four phases: I, man, sentient being and longevity. Subhuti means: Tathagata, have the heart of sentient beings. Subhuti thinks: Tathagata has the heart to help all living beings. Does he have this heart? Buddha is asking him: Subhuti, what is the meaning of cloud? What do you think? In other words, what do you think of this matter, this problem? Do you mean that the Tathagata has the heart to relieve sentient beings? It is wrong to say the Diamond Sutra. You should not call the Tathagata s work a thought. Don t think that the Tathagata says that the Vajrayana Sutra is to save all living beings. Don t think that the Tathagata is to save all living beings. I should be a sentient being. The Buddha is called Subhuti. Don t have this view. Don t think that the Tathagata says the Vajra Prajna Paramita Sutra is for sentient beings. This is wrong. Subhuti, what do you mean to say: Tathagata has the heart to take care of all living beings. Buddha sent Subhuti s suspicion to him. Buddha said that this sutra of Vajra Prajna Paramita does not have a mind of sentient beings, so don t think about it. Why? The essence of all living beings is Buddha, and all living beings are Buddha. This is the Mahayana doctrine. In particular, the Hua Yan Sutra is devoted to this issue, which is contained in many volumes of scriptures. It is said that all sentient beings are Buddhas. If the Tathagata is to make all sentient beings Buddhas, this is a lie. What do you mean by lying? It is me, human beings, sentient beings and longevity, not only I, what I think, this is what I think and what I think in my heart. Although all sentient beings have Buddha nature, if it is said that if it is not because of Buddha, how can he realize? With what practice can one become a Buddha? It is we who hear the Buddha s words, and only by listening to the Buddha s words can we realize this truth and become Buddhists. This Buddha tells us that Buddha transforms sentient beings into beings without transforming them. Buddha does not transform the mind of sentient beings and no sentient beings are transformed by Buddha. This is the characteristic of Vajrayana Sutra. This is why it is different from other Sutras. The Buddha has repeatedly instructed Subhuti that you must not have this kind of thought. You must not say that the Tathagata is for the sake of sentient beings, whether it is the Tathagata saying, the Tathagata practicing, or the Tathagata coming out of the world. Many other sutras say that the great cause of Buddha s birth is the salvation of all living beings. The Diamond Sutra sends out this thought and tells Subhuti that you should not have this idea. Why not call you this idea because of Buddha s salvation of all living beings and why? Subhuti, don t do is read, what reason? The reason is very simple, there is really no such thing as Buddha, so I ask you not to say that Buddha can do it. Because there is really no sentient being, such as Buddha. If there are sentient beings such as Buddha, Buddha has me, human beings, sentient beings and longevity. If the Buddha wants to have this idea, I will have the idea of sentient beings, I will have the idea of sentient beings, I am Buddha, and sentient beings are sentient beings, then the Buddha has four distinct phases: I, human beings, sentient beings and longevity. In fact, the Buddha does not have me, human beings and sentient beings. Therefore, the Buddha enjoins Subbodhi that you do not have the idea of Buddha s idea of sentient beings, and at the same time you do not have doubts. Therefore, tell him not to do is to read, that is what this means. Don t do this, Buddha has no sentient beings to be able to live, no sentient beings to become Buddha, and no Buddha to live. To eliminate this idea, although all sentient beings have Buddha nature, can they be enlightened by themselves if they do not listen to what has been said? What makes you practice to become a Buddha? This is a rhetorical question, that is, let us understand that Buddha is not persistent, nor does he have my own view, human view, sentient beings view, and longevity view. Buddha transforms all living beings into nothing. Buddha transforms all living beings into beings without seeing each other and without being able to transform. There is no Buddha who can be changed, nor is there any sentient beings that can be changed. Let s understand it this way. The meaning is very deep. Let s get rid of all persistence. Because we sentient beings know and see too deeply, especially we draw the common people and Buddha very clearly, which is wrong. For example: Patriarch Danxia, he broke the attachment of the master of a temple, that is, the master monk. Buddha s heart, the heart of all living beings; Buddha s image, sentient beings  image. Persistence is very serious, he went to visit him. Seeing the temple, he went to the main hall. It was winter and the weather was very cold. Patriarch Danxia took down the wooden Buddha statues and split them, lit a fire and baked them. The abbot monk, still can promise him? I started to argue with him. The abbot said: How do you split the Buddha? How did you burn my Buddha statue? He said: I am looking for sarira. The abbot monk said: What relic is in this wood? He said: Oh, there is no sarira in the wood. I ll burn another one if there is no sarira. How do you understand? He is breaking away from this master s knowledge and vision. He is too clear about the Buddha s vision, my vision and all beings  vision. He breaks away from his knowledge and vision. As soon as he burned, he said,   I am looking for sarira.  Where is the sarira in this place? Where is the sarira in the wooden statue? Why did he worship him without sarira? What is he doing? I ll burn another one and the host will be enlightened. Do you know the reason for his enlightenment? He disavowed his knowledge. Buddha means there is no difference among all beings. The Buddha is wood, not the real Buddha. If we normally regard Buddha statues as wood, can you practice? We really regard the Buddha as the real Buddha. There are several aspects: to a certain kind of person, it is Zen meditation for that old practitioner. he reached the peak and was too clear about the difference between Buddha and sentient beings. Patriarch Danxia broke his belief. This is not something we can use casually. You also went to the temple to take a Buddha statue and split it, then you can commit crimes and shed blood. He didn t, so there is a lot of scripture, don t misunderstand. You must not do that until then. For example, a Zen master, who has been sitting and participating in Zen for 120 years, how can you compare? You can also go there and sit there. how can you compare yourself with him for more than 20 or 30 years? You can only gain by yourself. There was a man selling tofu. when he went to jinshan temple to deliver tofu, he looked at master sitting like this. he said,   master, one year he also sits like this when delivering tofu, and two years he sits like this. is it any good to sit like this every day?  It must be good. He asked the guest teacher, I also want to sit down. The guest teacher said,   No, how can you run and sit down?  He said,   I will not sit inside. the masters will sit inside the door. I will sit outside the door and sit at the back door. is that possible?  The hostess asked him to grind and say,   okay, okay, you are not allowed to talk or make any noise here.  He sat at the back, waited for a fight, and then said to the guest teacher,   alas, I have gained a lot from this sitting.  The insider said: What have you gained? He said: I owe me the tofu account three years ago. I have long forgotten it. I remembered several accounts in this sitting. I should go to ask for the account and collect the money. What do you think of this story? How do you understand? Therefore, we should calm down, calm down the crazy heart and floating heart. Like him who has no wisdom, we can realize wisdom. Wisdom can illuminate itself, so-called open wisdom is open mind, open mind is wisdom, simply say wisdom now. Before wisdom comes to light, can it be life or death? In the past, present and future, you have known and completely laid down your body, mind and body, seeing that it is empty, that is the meaning. Buddha does not have sentient beings, nor does he have this idea. I am capable and sentient beings are what I am capable of. If there is such an idea, if he is not a Buddha, he will not succeed, that is the meaning. Subhuti certainly understood, so the Buddha asked Subhuti: Do you think so? The Tathagata s work is to chant me to save all living beings. What if there is such an idea? It is wrong. Subhuti, don t do is read, there is no sentient beings Buddha degree. I ll tell you the truth, in fact, there is not a sentient being who is Buddha. If the Tathagata wants all beings to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be The Buddha has long been dead, without me, human beings, sentient beings and longevity. That s why he said:   Buddha spends all day without seeing sentient beings.  Because the Buddha knows Subhuti still has doubts, his heart is still not clean, and he still thinks that all living beings are what the Buddha does. All living beings are enlightened by Buddha. Buddha is enlightened by being enlightened, so Buddha wants to be enlightened. Buddha replied: All living beings do not want me to do it, nor do I want to do it. Why? All sentient beings are full of Buddha nature. All sentient beings are Buddha. This everybody can want deep participation, all living beings are Buddha originally, born Buddha has no two, heart and Buddha have no two, no two is one. All sentient beings are Buddhas and are just lost in enlightenment. This truth should be taken into consideration. It s not that scripture can t be told according to the text, but that the participant is thinking. You have to see the body, and the body is the same. No matter what its appearance is, it is the same. For example: wood. If this wood is carved into a Buddha statue, everyone will offer it there and kowtow for worship. If this wood is made into a chair, all of us will sit on it and put it under our buttocks. One kowtows and worships every day and the other sits under his buttocks. Are these two the same? But they are all made of wood. It turns out that they are all made of wood. From this truth, we all realize that the essence is the same, and all living beings and Buddha are one body. He is lost and fallen, that is, all living beings. Has he realized? Enlightenment is Buddha. The Buddha is clear, clear, sentient beings are Buddhas, future Buddhas, Buddhas are accomplished Buddhas. One has become, one has not yet become, it turned out to be one. So Subhuti, the Tathagata, said,   If there is me, there is no me.  I am a pseudonym, I am not me, then there must be me, but ordinary people don t think so, think it is me. He thought I said I was me, said I was not me, we can understand from what we said. As we say fire, fire is not fire. When talking about fire, it is not fire, but fire, not burning our mouths, burning our tongues, this pseudonym. But if you don t say fire, how can people understand that you mean fire? Let me understand here that this is a false statement. What about Buddha? Buddha is not Buddha, that s the meaning. So Subhuti, the Tathagata, said,   If there is me, there is no me.  Tathagata said: I am not me. However, ordinary people are persistent, saying that I am not him or you, saying that I am me, respectively. Buddha said: Ordinary people think there is me. The Buddha was afraid of Subhuti clinging to the common people. The Tathagata said,   The common people are not common people, but common people.  Every diamond sutra has a 30% discount, a pseudonym that follows the world, and an explicit truth. No, after that, they follow the world, so all Buddhas become Buddhas, and they also show that they are just like people. Just understand this truth. The Tathagata said that I am pure in nature, and that I am always happy and pure. I am always happy and clean, not ordinary people who are greedy, angry, stupid, ignorant and false, but I am false. Buddha said that I am always happy and I am clean and virtuous. Therefore, the ordinary people think it is me, and the ordinary people have me, some people, and some people s opinions. That is the ordinary people. Why? Is there birth and death in the heart of the common man, so it is called the common man. The heart of a saint has no birth and death. He is not the common man. The man who has realized Prajnaparamita is not the common man. The man who has lost the Prajnaparamita is the common man. Therefore, ordinary people are not ordinary people, and when ordinary people realize prajnaparamita, they are not ordinary people. Another kind of said, the heart can have some, can have some ordinary, the heart is incompetent, is not ordinary, is the equality law, the law is equal. It is the equality of the law and there is no superiority or inferiority, that is to say, the suspicion is completely removed, the transcendence is immediately entered, and Bodhi is established. That is the Buddha, and all beings are equal. Subhuti, what do you mean by cloud? Can you view the Tathagata in 32 phases? Subhuti, do you think Buddhism is thirty-two and eighty good? Subhuti said: So it is. Yes, it is like this. I view the Tathagata in 32 phases. The Buddha said Subhuti: If you look at the Tathagata in 32 phases, the wheel of the holy king is the Tathagata. If you think of yourself as a Tathagata with 32 phases, you are wrong. Why? There are also 32 phases in the runner king. isn t that why the runner king has become a Buddha? Hearing this, Subhuti made a wrong answer, so he quickly corrected it. Subhuti White Buddha said: Buddha, as I understand the meaning of Buddha, should not view the Tathagata in 32 phases. How should we view the Tathagata? Therefore, the dharma body is not a phase. Tathagata: such as person, such as motionless; Newcomers, come and not come. Should appear in the world, should appear. Dharma is dharma body, because Subhuti s perseverance has not been completely eliminated and there is still this problem. Therefore, the Buddha has raised such a question mark for him. It is supposed to be asked, but Subhuti does not know the meaning of Buddha, so he answered it easily and did not intend to answer it. If so, he is right. Buddha said he was wrong. What should he do? After the Buddha said this, he knew and understood that he did not view the Tathagata in 32 phases, because the runner king has 32 phases and is the same as the Buddha. The runner king is far from the Tathagata. How can he compare with the Tathagata? He saw that his thoughts and worries were not broken, so Subhuti immediately turned around and said that if I understood the meaning of Buddha and said that Buddha asked me, I answered casually. If you ask me further, I know what you mean. You should not look at the Tathagata with the thirty-two phases. You should not look at the Buddha with the thirty-two phases. Now Subhuti is completely clear. At this Prajna meeting, Subhuti has entered the realm of Great Bodhisattva. He is not the original two-way person, but only the person and me. He has already entered the court of justice, so he should not reply小丑带着一群坏人来进攻了,我可是在书上看到过,他以前,灭了很多城市,一直没人打得过他,就在人们没办法时,有五个元素战士用一把枪把他封印起来了,没想到他怎么又出来了,我们只能躲在家里,靠着望眼镜来观察外面的状况,小丑讲很多家破坏了,并杀死了很多乐高人,就在快要炸掉城市时,五个元素战士冲了出来,击退了很多怪物,最后把小丑击败了,看着保护家园的元素战士,一种强烈的想当元素战士的情感油然而生。红、黄、蓝、黑和我,也就是绿,共同决定去参加元素五年一度的元素战士选拨赛。首先,我们需要有很快的反应能力,四面八方都会有铁球悬浮在空中,任何一个铁球随时都会掉下来把我们压成泥。我一会跳过去,一会跳过来,一个也没打中,接下来又要有速度,一个个冲得比汽车还猛。最后,我们要用一堆破烂零件造东西,可以合作,我立刻叫来了红、黄、蓝、黑,我们用这些零件造了个巨大的机器人,每个部分都有一个人来操控,开始战斗就有人的东西坏了,我们接着去了小丑住的地方,听小丑的下一步计划,小丑一直抱怨皇帝不让他全国搜捕,他想了想,忽然叫了一声:“对啊!我可以把皇帝杀掉,然后自己再坐上皇位”。我想去告诉皇帝,但又怕皇帝不信,所以我们想出了个办法,小丑应该会制造一个大麻烦,让皇帝派走所有的守卫,再去偷偷杀掉皇帝,我们要在守卫刚走就立刻去告诉皇帝,小丑要来杀他,如果时间不够,小丑出门,红、黄、蓝和黑会去拦住小丑,让小丑越晚越好。果然,小丑派兵在很多地方制造了大麻烦,皇帝那派点兵,这派点兵,兵就没有了,我赶紧跑进皇宫里把事情告诉了皇帝,还让皇帝跟官员说,如果小丑来了,问他去哪了,你们就说我出去有事,很快就回来了。然后皇帝就和我出去把士兵们带回来,皇帝回来后小丑还没来,我就趁机躲在桌子下,又过来一会儿,小丑终于来了,这次小丑又给皇帝送来了一台乐高电脑,并教皇帝在上面玩游戏,皇帝玩的都停不下来了,小丑偷偷拿出了一把剑,用力向皇帝刺去,我使用木元素把剑挡住了有的还散架了,有的一踩就碎,有的一碰就碎,但最后还有一位强者靠着会飞来躲到现在,我们启动所以炮弹来炸他。最终,他在最后一刻被打了下来,我们胜了,还要五个乐高人也被留了下来接受训练跟着定位装置,我们到了一座火山脚下,我们坐着车一路开进了云里,可又不像云,因为云没有这么大一片的,听了当地居民的谈话,才知道这叫云海,在云海里的视线越来越模糊,能见度越来越低了,只能看见距离两米内的东西,突然,前面出现一块大石头,但司机有惊无险的躲了过去,可是又有一块大石头从山上飞了下来,车子也被撞到了很远的地方,还好经验丰富的老司机带我们走出了云海,来到了山上的火山脚下,一下车,我便马上冻的全身发抖,但我一转身,又被热得像夏天里的狗一样,真是冰火两重天啊!我们走着走着就要爬火山才行了,我们艰难的抓着山上突出的石头,一步一步往上爬,才爬到一半,黄就支撑不住了,他提醒我们别太累了时,脚没踩稳,掉了下去,但还好下面有个小平台,可黄还是受伤了,我们让黑去把黄送往附近的医院,其余人继续前进。等我们到山顶时,突然从旁边飞来了一桶油,让火山喷出了一点岩浆,差点溅到我身上来,幸好我躲得快,红和蓝一下子冲上去,想抓住扔油桶的人,但他们还不知道是小丑干的,此时,小丑又逃了,可我们再次用追踪器定位时,却发现定位显示在火山里,我们虽然觉得不可能,但还是去造了一艘高温潜水艇,再穿上防高温服,再叫上恢复了的黄,就开始下潜了,下潜一千米后还没见到任何可疑的东西,正当队员们准备放弃时,忽然出现一个房子一样的建筑,我们进去一看,什么也没找到,我们只好出去外面继续下潜,可温度升到四千度时已经不能再下潜了,已经是极限温度了,可定位显示小丑还在更深处,我们又不能下去抓小丑,也不能空手回去,我们只好把希望放在那像房子一样的建筑里,我们思考了很久也没想出一个办法我找到了他们并说明了情况后,市长又派了一百个乐高士兵去支援我们,二队也答应去支援我们。在过去的路上,我一直在通过装在红身上的微型摄像头找到他们。那个城堡的主人果然是小丑,他一副高兴的样子说:“这不是元素战士吗?想不到你们也有今天”。可小丑忽然又不高兴了,说:“怎么少了一个,绿呢?绿在哪?你们把他藏哪了”?“如果绿带着带着其他乐高人来救你们,你们就活不了了,他们关进监狱去”。小丑淡淡的说:“监狱里什么也没有,而且旁边关的都是前几天失踪的人,有些有用的可以去做士兵、?师和清洁工,没用的只可以被关着,并且只能吃别人吃的剩饭,有时候没有还吃不了。所以有人已经撑不住了,被活活饿死了”。我听到小丑说只能我一个人去救红他们,否则小丑就会杀了他们,但如果我不带士兵和二队,那我肯定打不过小丑,如果我带了军队,小丑又会把红他们杀掉,在我想不出办法时,白一看我这样,问我是不是有什么事,我把刚才看到的告诉白一,白一叫上了白二、白三、白四、白五一起来想办法,最后我们决定先让士兵造一百个救生船,然后我去城堡里吸引小丑的注意力,尽量拖延时间让二队去救红他们,再让五十个士兵去救其他被关在这里的乐高人,再留五十个士兵到大门口等我消息来支援我。我走到小丑面前,和小丑聊天,聊了很久,原来跟小丑聊天这么容易啊,我还以为小丑会怀疑呢,可小丑好像看出了我细微的变化,叫了诗歌乐高人去外面看看,回来后小丑一数。怎么只有九个回来了,这九个乐高人说他们中计了,有好多士兵在外面,那个乐高人死了。我知道情况不妙,赶紧呼叫了外面的士兵。然后小丑就让所有的乐高人来杀我,就在一堆乐高人围攻我,而且士兵又没来时,刚才那九个士兵跳过来,杀了好多小丑的军队,原来那九个乐高人分别是红、黄、蓝、黑、白一、白二、白三、白四、白五,我们一起战斗,打败了很多小丑的乐高人,最后我们去抓小丑,小丑坐上船逃了,我们也坐船追,市长也派了很多乐高军人一起去追小丑。就在快要抓住小丑时,小丑从船里拿出一个盒子,我们决定可能是什么危险的武器,一下子跳到他的船上按住了那个盒子,我们正想把盒子夺过来,黑却把盒子打掉在船上,盒子打开了。把我们和小丑一起吸了进去。第二天,我们凌晨四点就去了比赛地点,可我们一看,签名都排了五十个乐高人了,看他们一个个都很镇定的站在那,好像什么都不怕似的,我往前面一看,小丑竟然排在第一个,但好像有人不乐意似的,都动手打起来了,小丑把那个乐高人打的半死不活,旁边走来了一个官员,那个乐高人还指望官员替他主持公道,可是那个官员不但不说小丑,还给了这个乐高人一巴掌,并把那个乐高人踢出了这场比赛。后面的乐高人都紧握拳头,脸上写满了愤怒,但这又怎么样呢?没有人敢动小丑了,他们怕也被小丑给踢出去。我们知道他和皇帝有点关系,但也不能这样欺负乐高人啊,我们在这里肯定是不能动手打小丑的,这里这么多士兵和官员,都和小丑是一伙的。比赛中我进行的还算比较顺利,一直到了最后,小丑也还在场,他前面打败了好多很厉害,很强壮的乐高人,他毕竟是以前所有坏人的首领,我使出了所有学过的招式,但我明显打的比小丑吃力,我使用了元素之您知道吗?如果您口腔中镶嵌的假牙是含金属的烤瓷冠,在您需要做头颅x线、CT、核磁共振检查时,将会受到影响甚至拆除。非金属的二氧化锆对x线却无任何阻挡,只要镶入二氧化锆烤瓷牙,日后需头颅x线、CT、核磁共振检查时都不需要拆掉假牙,省去很多麻烦力,但小丑作弊,用麻醉针给我打了一头狮子的分量,明明裁判正好可以看见小丑作弊,洛溪是一只来自北方的老鼠,因为数爸爸要到南方去工作,于是洛溪一家就搬到了四季如春的滨海城市。刚来到一座全新的城市洛溪尽管很不习惯,但他对新的环境还是充满了好奇心。这座城市的街道弯弯曲曲的,一会高一会低洛溪走起来很累。“啪 的一声,路边的树上掉下来一个圆圆的黄澄澄的果子,差点砸到洛溪身上,他慌忙往边上一跳,仔细的看了看地上的果子,”哇“!洛溪惊喜的发现,原来是芒果!芒果也是洛溪一直喜欢吃的一种水果。原来在这座城市的路边栽满了芒果树,随处都可以看到掉在地上已经熟透了的芒果。洛溪立刻就喜欢上了这座城市。这座城市街道的两边栽着各种各样的树木,洛溪很多都不认识。看!那长着长长的胡须的是树爷爷吗?那一层一层像一把雨伞的是小雨伞树吗?”这个!这个!“洛溪高兴的跳起来,这一片树他认识,”这是椰子树!“洛溪喜欢喝的椰汁,就是这种树结的果实。这座城市不断地给洛溪带来惊喜,同时也有一些烦恼。就是晚上和妈妈一起散步时,经常能看到好大的”小强“在路上飞快地穿行。吓得洛溪和妈妈经常会跳跃着走路,不时会带来路人诧异的目光。好在惊喜多过烦恼,洛溪也就愉快的接受了新的环境但裁判视而不见,直接宣布小丑胜利,他是新一任大将军。从眼睛里的缝隙里我看二氧化锆烤瓷牙具有极高的品质,说其品质高不仅因为其材料,设备昂贵,更因为其运用了当今最先进的计算机辅助设计、激光扫描,再这天洛溪准备和妈妈一起去吃肯德基. 美味的鸡翅和鸡排刚放到桌子上,洛溪的口水就要流下来了。这是从门口进来一个风尘仆仆的母鸡,她悲痛欲绝的和厨师说:“我请求你杀了我,我要和我的孩子们在一。”厨师傲慢的看了一眼母鸡说:“你现在还不能死,你的任务是养育许多供我们食用的小鸡,这是你的荣誉,你应该感到自豪!”母鸡看了一眼厨师说:“我们想尽了一切办法,试图摆脱任人宰割,供人食用的困境,但每次的行动都以失败告终,不管如何的折腾,人们都在不停的钻研各种吃鸡的方法,炸鸡扒鸡烧鸡炖鸡。真是到了炉火纯青的境界!”母鸡说完,愤然的跳进热水里,用自己的翅膀掩盖住了孩子的尸体。。。。。。洛溪惊呆了,一股热泪涌上了双眼,望着手里的鸡翅,洛溪再也感觉不到它的香味了。洛溪决定以后再也不吃肯德基了。后来洛溪给海滨市长写了一封建议信,希望把鸡列入珍奇动物保护行列。洛溪耳边总能回想一个公益广告里面的话:“没有买卖就没有伤害!” 洛溪希望从自己做起。洛溪最近总感觉看东西模模糊糊的,一检查视力,原来眼睛近视了。于是,洛溪就到医院配了一个眼镜。带上眼镜后,洛溪顿时感到眼前明亮起来,心情立刻变好了。慢慢的,洛溪发现自己心情不好的时候,一带上眼镜,怒火就没了。洛溪惊喜的发现,原来这是一款魔法眼镜。学校里,有两个同学因为撞到一起,大声吵了起来,洛溪马上给他们带上了眼镜,两个人很快就和好了,成为了朋友;一个过马路的小女孩在路边左右徘徊,不敢贸然的过马路,洛溪跑过去说:“我带你过马路吧。”小女孩说:“谢谢!”路上小女孩说她一出生就看不见东西,如果能给她一天光明,她希望能看一看这个世界,能看一看她的爸爸妈妈。看着小女孩痛苦的表情,洛溪的心情一下子沉重起来,忽然,洛溪想起了自己的眼镜,她急忙追上小女孩说:“我有一副眼镜,你带上试一试。”洛溪摘下眼镜,戴在小女孩脸上,小女孩的心情立刻变好了,高兴的对洛溪说:“尽管我看不见树是什么样子,但我能听见树的声音;尽管我看不到太阳是什么样子,但我能感觉到太阳的温暖;尽管我看不到爸爸妈妈的样子,但我知道他们都很爱我,谢谢你,让我知道自己也是拥有很多的人。”洛溪发现这幅眼镜太神奇了,简直就是一个宝贝。越来越多的人因为这幅眼镜的影响变得幸福起来,越来越多的人感觉这个世界变得温暖了,友善了,和谐了,人的心也变得纯洁起来。洛溪希望有一天自己戴着这幅神奇的眼镜去猫国,让两国关系好起来,老鼠们再也不怕猫了,猫也不会在老鼠面前趾高气扬了,洛溪一直期待那一天的到来 第四章 整容洛溪从小到大一直都听妈妈讲:“猫家族和我们是天敌,一定不要去猫国王,如果路上不小心遇到猫,就要赶快逃走!”洛溪一直不明白,老鼠为什么不能和猫成为朋友呢?这天洛溪在电视中,看到了一个动画片叫《汤姆和杰瑞》。洛溪很崇拜动画片里的那只叫Jerry的老鼠。洛溪看完动画片仿佛明白了,只要长得漂亮,就不会再怕猫了。于是,洛溪来到滨海城最大的一个美容院,听说这里长得难看的人进去后,也能变得好看,洛溪兴奋了,他决定进去整容。过了好久,整形手术终于完成了。洛溪看着镜子,惊奇的发现他连自己都认不出自己了。洛溪走在大街上,整个滨海城轰动了,好多大人小孩儿围着洛溪拍照。电视台请他去参加节目,滨海城的市长也接见了洛溪,一时间洛克成为了名人。洛克感觉自己很有自信了,于是就乘车来到猫王国,他骄傲地对猫们说我:“看!我现在有多强大,我可以很容易就打败你们了。”于是,洛溪就和一支叫做加菲的猫进行决斗,结果洛溪惨败而归。洛溪终于知道了,漂亮的外表,不如有一个聪明的大脑由计算机程序控制研磨制作而成,尽显完美见红他们把我抬回床上,然后我就睡着了,我醒来时红他们说我已经睡了三天三夜,小丑已经把他能管的地方全部派兵搜捕我们,因为他和皇帝闹了点小矛盾,所以他不可以全国搜捕,说完蓝就给我拿了碗饭,我飞快的吃了下去,我完全恢复后就问二队怎么样了。

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周立波可以入选今年年度最佳搞笑排行榜了。



事情是这样的,黄毅清曾在微博上举报周立波吸毒,不料,他自己也不清白,随后,因为吸毒贩毒被判入狱。


周立波得知黄毅清的处境后,为了力证清白,发出主动要求验毒的声明。


此时,他语气坚定,铿锵有力,围观群众也当了真。


然而,结果既出,让人大跌眼镜,这波操作可谓是求锤得锤。


白纸黑字,专业鉴定,周立波吸过毒的事实赤裸裸地摆在了人前。



周立波他自己可能也没想到,他讲过那么多好笑的段子,结果自己却活成了一个笑话。


而且此时的观众,不仅有曾经屏幕前的粉丝,还有不计其数的全国网民。


周立波的这波操作,看似好笑,其实更多的是悲凉。


从他走上舞台开始,摆在面前的尽是康庄大道,而他自己却作茧自缚,胡作非为,越走越窄。


如今这般声名狼藉的结局,又能怪得了谁?



2. 年轻有为,却自毁前程


上世纪80年代,从小倍受文艺熏陶的周立波就已经崭露头角,别人的19岁还是懵懂少年,他的十九岁已经满堂喝彩,拥有了“上海活宝”的美誉。



周立波是极富天赋的,所以他在有近3000人报名,6轮考试的招生中,脱颖而出。


当时的他,年少谦卑,意气生发,一眼看上去,就是一个好苗子。


那几年,他师从泰斗,日夜练功,最终也苦尽甘来,而这些努力,只不过是别人的几分之一。


周立波一只脚迈进成人社会之前,几乎是顺风顺水,无论是高人的赞扬、观众的掌声还是成名的欣喜,他都是唾手可得。


别人历经千帆都望尘莫及的,他稍微努力了一点儿,便达到了。


父母因为他的天赋而惊喜,就连老师也说:“你稍微努力一点儿,就会出类拔萃。”


这种被吹捧、从未被否定的滋味,已经为其人生的张扬埋下了伏笔。


他爱上了一个名为张洁的女人,就此遇上了平生第一次的滑铁卢。



他们的恋情遭到了张洁父母的反对,而周立波的反应是,直接将拳头对上了未来丈人的眼睛。


对于一个从小就生活在光环下的周立波,最致命的或许就是别人的质疑。


他选择拿起武力去对抗,也为此付出了代价。


本来前程无限的他,走上了通往牢狱的不归路。年少的掌声和鲜花,在此刻戛然而止,别人的惊羡和钦佩,也变成了一声声叹息。


若是在成名之初,父母就对其耳提命面,告诫其人生没有事事如意的道理,结局或许是另一番模样了。



3. 事业回春,却忘恩自焚


毫无疑问,周立波一直是幸运的,纵然他锒铛入狱,断送前程,历经沉浮后,也有人慷慨相助,帮其翻身。


关栋天是欣赏周立波的,也是把他当兄弟的,所以才肯替他一手策划“海派清口”。


而海派清口这条路,也是彻底挽回了周立波,台上的他滑稽可笑,台下的前辈老泪纵横:“浪子回头金不换!”


海派清口究竟有多火?


几乎是一票难求,红遍全国。此时,周立波的知名度,比年少时更甚,可与郭德纲齐名。甚至有“南有周立波,北有郭德纲”的说法。



翻红,是因为实力,但更多的,是因为机遇,要不是关栋天的协助,恐怕周立波不会这么快就有重出江湖之日。


人生已过半程,得一如此贵人,乃是人生幸事,普通常人定会感恩戴德,虚心求教。


然而,周立波却让人失望了。


他因为利益分割翻脸了,还和这位昔日的好兄弟对簿公堂。



周立波还是膨胀了,自己走红了却忘了本,他要是肯勤勤恳恳修炼自己的内功,如今的他,应该不比郭德纲差吧。


落寞为兄弟,腾达变陌路,这样的人生哲学,追根到底,还是太自以为是。


那种事事掌握在手中的快感,其实还是年少时父母老师过分吹捧的后遗症。


想要大红大紫的周立波,走上了电视荧幕,起初的他,幽默有度,吐槽有理,获得了不少观众的好感。


可他仗着观众的喜爱,便任性妄为,口无遮拦。


公开嘲笑郭德纲的相声,将其比为大蒜,还在节目中调侃:


“一个吃大蒜的,怎么能和一个喝咖啡的在一起呢?”



周立波似乎永远学不会低调,人到中年,历经千帆,本事没有上涨多少,姿态倒是提高了不少。


他作为一个主持人,逼迫一位被父母抛弃的女孩和亲生父母相认,而女孩自己,已经不想和他们有交集。


面对这种情况,他却站在在道德制高点大声指责:“你永远不可能幸福。”



这种没有同理心,自以为是,将自己的观点强加在别人身上的性格,终究成了他人生的败笔。


他是有能力的,可惜太自负。


本来是通过一张嘴发家,如今也是通过嘴,他消耗掉了自己所有的光环和好感。


4. 幸得佳偶,却亲手葬送


周立波的婚姻,就如同他的事业,放在他面前的是一片坦途,但他偏偏想要找一条捷径,以便获得更多。


他的第一任妻子张洁,在他出狱后选择了原谅,并嫁给了他。


那时的他,名气不再,事业受阻,妻子在默默陪她吃苦,甚至还流掉了一个孩子。


这本是一段可歌可泣的真情,可他却不懂得珍惜。


心灰意冷的张洁远走国外,后来嫁给了一个日本老公。


周立波是懂得讨女人欢心的,所以在他四处躲债,流落日本的时候,还能让张洁为其再次倾心。



这时的周立波,身上有债务,手头没工作,而此时的张洁,抛开丈夫和儿子,四处打工,养活周立波。


不得不说,张洁是个好女人,她对周立波,也是真爱。


可是,她低估了他的无情。


这般浪子回头的背后其实尽是心机,这段对她来说的幸福时光,只是爱人的避难所。


当周立波事业回春,红极一时的时候,遇到了一位富有的女人,胡洁。他便迅速坠入了爱河,至于那位在艰难时期陪伴自己的发妻,他早就抛在了脑后。


外人只看到周立波的感情起伏,其实要是深究,不过是渣男本性。


要是守得住本心,也不至于得不到安稳。



再婚后的周立波被胡洁看得死死的。


不知他如此自大的一个人,蜗居在一个富婆怀里时,内心会做何感想。


5. 


这次,周立波的吸毒实锤了,想必,他再能言善辩也无能为力了。


只是,纵观其成名以来的种种,不免让人遗憾。


他守着天赋却将其白白葬送,拥有机会却不懂得珍惜。他手里的好牌不止一张,他却一次次糊得彻底。


他要是在事业上能沉得住心,严格要求,谦卑处事,也不至于走上一条人人厌恶的道路。


好友、发妻对他倾尽所有,可惜他禁不住利益的诱惑,只会考虑到自己,最终将真心待自己的人推得越来越远。


他那永远都以自我为中心的自负人格,会掩盖他所有的闪光点。


如今的他,也只能在微博上叫嚣几句,刷刷存在感,曾经的高光时刻,他是再也回不去了。


人呐,总要守得住寂寞,抵制得住诱惑,弯得下腰,否则起跑线再好,也免不了摔跤。


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