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Wife:  Can I cut my hair and make it short?

Husband:  Cut it.

W:  I took a lot of efforts to grow it long..

H:  Then don't cut it.

W:  They say short hair is the fashion these days..

H:  Then cut it

W:  What if the fashion changes after I cut?

H:  Then don't cut it

W:  All my friends say that I will look beautiful with a short hair..

H:  Then cut it

W:  But I doubt whether short hair will suit my small face..

H:  Then don't cut it

W:  But short hair is very easy to manage..

H:  Then cut it

W:  But how can I wear flowers in my hair. I love to wear flowers.

H:  Then don't cut it

W:  I think there is nothing wrong in trying once...

H:  Then cut it

W:  But it may take a long time to grow hair again.

H:  Then don't cut it

W:  Still I feel like giving it a try once..

H:  Then cut it

W:  If I look ugly after cutting my hair ....

H:  Then don't cut it

...

The husband is undergoing treatment in a mental hospital presently. He doesn't speak anything except two sentences "Then cut it" and "Then don't cut it." The doctors wonder what is to be cut. They are conducting all tests. They also intend getting expert advice from Doctors abroad!

Herbert calls into work and say, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomachache, and leg hurts. I no come work today."

The boss says, "You know something Herbert, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and ask her for sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

Two hours later, Herbert calls again, "I do what you say and I feel great, I be at work soon…You got nice house.

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