Robin's Hilarious Moment 周六爆笑场 20191123

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1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

2. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what dohumanitarians eat?? Human ??

3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

6. Why the man who invests all your moneycalled a broker?

7. If horrific means to make horrible, doesterrific mean to make terrible?

8. Why is it called building when it is already built?

9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is ita success?

10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.　　

一个男人摇摇晃晃地走进了急诊室，两个眼睛是青的，脖子上有明显的五指印。　　

Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said theman. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.医生问他发生了什么。“额，是这样的，”这个人说。“我和我老婆来了几局高尔夫，她把球打到一个牛群里。”　

"We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.“我们去找这个球，我四下搜索，发现一头牛的屁股后面有个白色的东西。”　　

"I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golfball -- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."　　

“我走过去，举起了它的尾巴想看清楚，我老婆的球就卡在牛的屁股中间。然后我犯了一个错误。”　　

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.　　

“你干嘛了?”医生问。　　

"Well,I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'"　　

“额，我举起了牛的尾巴，对我老婆喊道，'这个好像是你的!'”

Wife: "How would you describe me?"

妻子：你会怎么形容我呢?

Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."

丈夫：ABCDEFGHIJK.

Wife: "What does that mean?"

妻子：那是什么意思?

Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."丈夫：迷人的、魅力的、可爱的、令人愉悦的、优雅的、时髦的、漂亮的和火辣的。

Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"

妻子：哇，谢谢，但是“IJK”是什么意思呢?

Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

丈夫：开个玩笑!

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