Robin's Hilarious Moment 周六爆笑场 20191207

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A lady was very sick in her bed, and asked her husband

"Honey, how long will you take to marry another lady in case I die?"

Then the husband said "Honestly, my love, I can only bring another lady after your grave is completely dry."

After few days, the lady died and the husband kept on visiting her graveyard on daily basis. This took 15 years and the grave looked wet always.

One evening as he visited the graveyard, he met his brother in-law at the grave with an empty bucket and asked "Hey James what are you doing here?" 

Then his brother in-law was like

"I am here to fulfill my only sister's wish, she said I should be coming here daily to wet her grave."

The man fainted.

Here is a snapshot of our world TODAY

It snowed last night...

8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman. 

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man...woman...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts. 

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up . 

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role. 

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral: 

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes.

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