Finally, all done.
终于，一切都完成了。
It's beautiful, and done RIGHT on time too!
太漂亮了，而且按时完成！
That's incredible! Wow, I am so good.
太不可思议了！哇，我太棒了。
Look at me go. I deserve coffee.
看我多厉害，我应该去喝杯咖啡。
I would also like to go. But I can wait my turn.
我也蛮想去的。但我可以等等，轮到我再说吧。
Oh, would you look at that? It's my time to go!
哦，你可以看看那个吗？轮到我了！
No no no! Noooo!
不不不！不啊！
That's the STUFF.
就是这些。
Wait, if these are MY hands, then who is that guy?
等等，如果这是我的手，那那个人是谁？
Okay, I mean, thank you for helping me with work.
好的，我是说，谢谢你帮我。
But what's going on here?
但这到底是怎么回事？
If
only there was someone here who knew an absurd amount of information
about things like this, I think I can help you out with that.
如果你想要人给你解释这些大量荒谬的信息，我想我可以帮助你。
Oh, hi Blocko!
哦，嗨，布洛克！
Hi Gingy!
嗨，小姜！
When
the first cup of coffee is absorbed into your body through your
gastrointestinal track, your brain begins to release certain chemicals.
当第一杯咖啡通过你的胃肠道被吸收进你的身体时，你的大脑会开始释放某些化学物质。
Which begin to make you feel more alert, energized, and overall, more productive.
这让你开始感到更精神、更精力充沛，总体来说，更有效率。
Coffee wants to help you.
咖啡想帮你。
Wow. This is great!
哇。这太棒了！
I should drink more then!
那我应该多喝点！
I can use a few extra hands.
我想多获得一些帮助。
I mean the effects are gonna last for about four to six hours, which means you probably don't need more yet.
但是咖啡的影响大概会持续大约四到六个小时，所以你可千万别多喝。
Too late!
太晚了！
Okay, um... You should be careful.
好吧，嗯……你得多加小心。
Yeah, it's hot, but I have mittens.
是啊，很烫，但我有手套。
No, no!
不，不！
Coffee may seem really good.
咖啡喝起来可能真的很不错。
But it also has its negatives.
但它也有一些负面影响。
Have you even tried coffee?
你喝过咖啡吗？
Well, no, I've never had a mouth until this video.
嗯，不，在做这段视频之前，我从来没有喝过。
But I have read a few books.
但我读过几本这方面的书。
But you don't even have eyes.
你连眼睛都没有怎么读？
Eye twitches, raised blood pressure, and quickened heart rate.
眼睛抽搐，血压升高，心率加快。
The coffee can really start to take a toll on your body.
咖啡真的会开始对你的身体造成损害。
Look at all this work I got done!
看看我完成的这些工作！
I need more.
我需要再多喝一点儿。
Blocko, I don't feel so good.
布洛克，我感觉不太好。
See, what did I tell you?
看，我是怎么跟你说的？
A caffeine overdose can be a serious threat to your health.
咖啡因过量会严重威胁你的健康。
You're going to begin to experience hallucinations.
你会开始产生幻觉。
And you're at a serious risk for things like sudden cardiac arrest and falling into a coma.
而且你还会面临心脏骤停和陷入昏迷等严重风险。
Yeah, you know what, you're right. It was totally the coffee that gave me this headache I have right now.
是啊，你知道吗，你是对的，咖啡让我头疼。
Not the giant mug man beating me up. That's okay. Thanks for the help, man.
就好像有个大块头在击打我的头部一样，好吧，谢谢你的帮助，伙计。
Ha ha! No problem.
哈哈！没关系的。
Always happy to help.
很乐意能帮到你。