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TLDR version (in three parts):
1. Share this article for a chance to win a Christmas dinner for FOUR, a three cheese & crackers selection box, or a tub of Christmas chocolates!
2. Eat yourself to a standstill this December with our fantastic Christmas range!
See below, or go to the store (breakfastchampion.cn) for details...
With Thanksgiving dinner now more or less digested (although I'm still about 4lb up on last week), thoughts are bound to be coming round to the next big date in the culinary glutton's calendar...Christmas Day (and more importantly, Christmas dinner)! The 'holidays are coming' and this year you're definitely having them with your China family rather than your loved ones back home, so we're here to make sure you can make your Chinese Christmas as Christmassy as possible with everything from Whole Turkeys to Duck Breast Roulades, from Christmas Pudding to Blue Stilton, and from Tubs of Cadbury Roses to Thornton's Selection Boxes!
We've also got prepared side dishes for you to make Christmas day itself as work free as possible, just like if you were home and your parents were doing everything for you. Because, as a great man once said...
First up we have the always popular, all in one Christmas Dinner Packs! This year there are six variations on the theme! With the usual Works (whole turkeys and hams), China-Proof (suitable for toaster ovens), and Convenience (suitable for those who don't even have a toaster oven) packs coming in 'Meat & Gravy' and 'Meat, Gravy, Sides, Sauces, & Desserts' versions, and every pack comes with FREE Mince Pies.
There really is something for the most dedicated of chefs right to the person who will mainly be focussed on drinking but who still wants to eat themselves to a proper standstill.
The pack of kings (three of them usually), the pack of 'I have sixteen close friends that I'm inviting over, how many do you have?', the pack of a proper turkey coma, the pack of a week of meals made from leftovers (which are often the best bit of having a whole turkey anyway), the pack that will have you so full you could go into a literal hibernation till the spring and still wake up feeling full. Ladies and gentleman, we give you 'The Works'!
With the 'Meat & Gravy' version you get just that; turkey, ham, sausage meat, mini sausages, streaky bacon, and some delicious homestyle gravy.
For a little bit more you can get the 'Sides, Sauces, & Dessert' edition which has everything in the 'Meat & Gravy' pack plus soup, mash, brussels sprouts & bacon, spiced red cabbage, carrots & peas, and cranberry sauce! You just need to supply the friends, the paper crowns, and the sofa to fall asleep on afterwards.
They certainly divide opinion, but Christmas isn't Christmas without sprouts on the table...
If you're blessed with a proper oven then we suggest going for the Works pack, not much better on Christmas Day than the sight of a freshly roasted whole turkey. However, if, like a lot of us (me included) you're living with a mid sized oven, then the China-Proof pack is the way to go.
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Each pack comes with boned, stuffed, rolled, and pre roasted turkey leg and breast! Just heat it through in the oven and you're good to go. All the flavour, about 1/100th of the hassle, and more importantly, it'll fit in your oven!
For a little bit more you can get the 'Sides, Sauces, & Dessert' edition which has everything in the 'Meat & Gravy' pack plus soup, mash, brussels sprouts & bacon, spiced red cabbage, carrots & peas, and cranberry sauce! You just need to supply the friends, the paper crowns, and the sofa...hang on, I think I said this already.
Less divisive than sprouts, but just as delicious...
Back home the kitchen is built around the oven, ovens are at least as important as the hobs, and all of the best meals are cooked down below rather than up on top. In China, not only is there almost always no oven in a kitchen, but some places have no kitchen at all; you're expected to just eat out constantly/live off super noodles I guess. This is where our Convenience Packs come in.
Designed for those of us who are living in oven restricted circumstances, each pack comes with pre-sliced individual portions of turkey, stuffing, and ham, with all the trimmings. With everything suitable for heating in a microwave, or a small toaster oven if you have one. Because having no oven shouldn't mean having no Christmas...
For a little bit more you can...well you get the idea by now...check the posters for details.
Alongside the full meal packs we're also selling individual items (although not the non-meat sides, you'll have to purchase a pack to get those). We have all the usual Thanksgiving Breakfast Champion goodies, and we've added some great new roasting joints as well, for those looking to get their non-turkey dinner on this year.
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Why not stuff your belly with our stuffed bellies (of the Aussie Lamb and British Pork variety), or treat yourself to a Wagyu roast, or even a nice bit of Veal?
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And this year we have a whole two more lists than in previous years, with one full of great after dinner treats (both sweet and savoury), and the other an entire list of Christmas chocolates to see you through the festive season. So, whether your an Apple Crumble & Custard followed by Wensleydale & Crackers person, or a Terry's Chocolate Orange then Quality Street then that second box of Thornton's person, we've got you covered.
Whatever you choose, make sure you have a cracking Christmas this year with your China family (and your real ones via Zoom), and we'll see you all in the New Year for what will hopefully be a better year than this one for all of us...
Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year, from all at Breakfast Champion!
We're playing Santa this Christmas with three people receiving some great gifts from us;
Gift 1 - A FOUR person Christmas Dinner Convenience Pack!
Gift 2 - Three cheeses (Wensleydale with Cranberries, Blue Stilton, & Vintage Cheddar) and crackers selection box!
Gift 3 - A tub of Roses, Heroes, Celebrations, or Quality Street!
To enter simply share this article in Moments with the tagline 'Send me FREE turkey!', and tag us/send us a screenshot before the end of Thursday 17th December!
The winner will be announced Sunday 20th!