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This Silly Thief Thought She Was Holding a Phone, but It Was...

Crystal Huang GICexpat 2020-01-09

Hello friends! 

Saturday is finally here again, and you know what that means… 

It’s time to relax with a brand new series of funny GIFs and stories!



A woman was wiping her nose when a thief behind her came up to her and grabbed what he thought was a phone in her hand.


Well… What a lovely surprise! I hope he went straight for the bathroom to clean his hands haha...



"Hello, 119 there? This is 110... " ????

(119 is the number for the fire department, and 110 is for the police station.)



This time it wasn't a normal citizen calling the fire department in distress… It was the police!


So… here’s what happened.


One morning in Liupanshui, Guizhou province, a man was under interrogation at the Zhong Shan Public Security Bureau Chuan Xin police station when the handcuffs suddenly malfunctioned. Police officers tried a variety of tricks to unlock them, but they wouldn’t budge. 


So, in complete desperation, officers called 119 for help.


"119? This is 110. We need your help.”


Firefighters received the call and rushed to the scene.




I bought a new massage pillow, only to find my dog already resting comfortably on it...



What a lovely day to catch some fresh fish.



Ahhhhhhhhhhhh… So relaxed~


Hi there! What are your names? I’d love to be friends!


I feel… so much pain!!!!!!


Check me out~ I'm so dope~



Hey! You, the cat! I see you over there! The sign clearly says: “Please don't climb this tree!"



Oooooh, ok… Now it makes sense.


Hahaha, this is gonna be very helpful for travelers!



Come on, Dad. Don't be so childish. 


Hurry up! Just get inside!!


Dog:  I want to eat too...


 

So sad... His wig blew away...



 Editor: Crystal Huang

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