趣谈 | 爆笑中国口号：读完初中，再去打工

在中国农村，口号是一道极具中国特色的风景。中国口号一般言简意赅，便于记忆，高度总结某种思想或号召某种行动，具有鲜明的时代特色。小编搜集了一些常见的口号，搭配简单的英文翻译，挑战搞笑新高度！

1新婚夫妇入洞房，计划生育不能忘

The new couple should not forget the one-child policy when entering the bridal chamber.

歪解

现在全面二胎政策已经颁布，这样的标语估计以后再也见不到了。

2谁脱贫谁光荣，谁贫穷谁无能

Whoever breaks away from porverty is glorious,whoever remains stuck in poverty poor is incapable.

歪解

不管白猫黑猫，抓到老鼠就是好猫。这口号放在今天依然是真理。

3火车撞死牛，不赔还犯法

If a train runs over a cow,the cow owner will receive no compensation but be punished by law.

歪解

看来，养牛有风险，放牛需谨慎！

4钱可十年不挣，书非一日不读

We can avoid earning money for 10 years,but we should not have a day without reading books.

歪解

虽然读书跟挣钱没有什么直接关系，总归有好处的。

5干部率先富，方是好干部

Cadre who becomes rich first can be considered a good cadre.

歪解

现在，先富起来的干部好像都进去了……

6一个女儿一片天

A daughter is equal to a vast sky.

歪解

天了噜！本来以为自己是半边天，原来是一片！

7该留不留，扒房牵牛

If you don't abort when you're supposed to, we'll tear down your house and confiscate your cow.

歪解

可以想见，那时候的计划生育政策多么严苛，这么看来，我们都是“幸存者”。

8毛主席是我们心中的太阳

Chairman Mao is the red sun in our hearts.

歪解

不能不承认，毛爷爷仍是我们的至亲，你懂得~

9一人超生，全村结扎

If one woman gives unscheduled birth, all the villagers will suffer tubal ligation.

歪解

这简直就是史上最可怕的连坐法~

10偷井盖者抓住剁手

Person stealing manhole covers will get his hands chopped off when being caught.

歪解

偷井盖固然可耻，双十一也要克制。

11生时何必久睡，死后自会长眠

We should not be addicted to long sleeping,cause we will go to final sleep after death.

歪解

顿时脑补出当年为高考奋战的画面。确实，时间就是绳命！

12小孩放火，父亲坐监

Son commits arson, father goes to jail.

歪解

养不教，父之过。

13贫困山区要致富，少生孩子多种树

If people in poor mountainous areas want to get rich,they should have less kids and plant more trees.

歪解

种树卖钱，生孩子花钱。这笔账，现在大家算的更明白。

14读完初中，再去打工

Finish middle school before looking for work.

歪解

九年义务教育结束就该去报效祖国，当纳税人了。

15住人，不准拆

People live here, do not tear down.

歪解

强拆！不解释。

来源：译世界