每日一说049 | “醉酒驾车”用英语怎么说?别当笑话看

“十一”假期即将来临，朋友聚会，喝酒应酬在所难免，如果饮酒后还开车，请放心，总有这样一群比你家人还在意你的人在等你！

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A man leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away.  200  yards  further  he's  stopped  by  a  police officer.

一个人离开酒吧后，开车离开了。走了200码数后，他被一个警官叫住了。

Officer, "Good evening sir. We're testing drivers for drunken driving. Would you please blow into this machine?"

警官：“晚上好，先生。我们在对司机做酒后驾车测试。你能对着这个机器吹一下吗？”

Man, "I'm sorry, I can't do that. I have asthma. If I blow on that machine I will get out of air."

司机：“对不起，我不能这么做。我有哮喘，如果对着吹我会呼吸不上来。”

Officer, "Please come along to the  office and  we can give you a blood test."

警官：“那请你去一趟办公室，我们可以为你做血液测试。”

Man, "I can't do that.  I have anemia  and if  you stick a needle in me I will bleed to death.”

司机：“我也不能这么做。我有贫血，如果往我身上插针的话，我会因流血过多而死的。”

Officer, "Then you'll have  to get out  and walk 5 yards along this white line."

警官：“那么请你出来，沿着这根白线走五码路吧。”

Man, "Can't do that either."

司机：“我也做不了。”

Officer, "Why not?"

警官：“为什么不能呢？”

Man, "Because I'm dead drunk!"

司机：“因为我喝得酩酊大醉。”

虽说是一则笑话，希望大家笑过之后，以此作为警示，时刻告诫自己：喝酒不开车，开车不喝酒！一旦饮酒驾驶被查获，丢得可能不只是分数和金钱，还有生命！

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