有些事情你以为女生做不到，其实她们只是不在男生面前做（套路极深）
是的，不用怀疑，
男生在场的时候和男生不在场的时候，女生能做的事情是完全不一样的。
直男们以为她们真的是手无缚鸡之力吗？
（这就是意识形态的问题了）
图样！图森破！
女生自己一个人能干的事，
完全超乎你的想象！
拧瓶盖
Open A Bottled Drink
绝大部分男生应该都帮女生干过这个吧？于是这个是好像就变成了“女生没力气”的代表。
然而，no no no，
这件事真的没你们想的那么简单。
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当然拧得开，只是男生在的时候我懒得自己花力气。 Of course I can open it. It's just that I'm too lazy to do it when there're boys to do it for me.
”你也不想想，你小时候拧不开的瓶盖不都是你老妈拧开的么？我就是不想动手而已。
Don't you remember that all the bottles you couldn't open when you were a kid were opened by your mother? I just don't want to do it myself.
”总得找个理由搭上话啊，不找点简单的体力活难道要谈口红色号这种深邃的问题吗？
Whatever excuse it is, you always need one to start the conversation, right? Of course I'll choose some simple physical work like this to serve the purpose. Or do you expect us to discuss something as deep as the color code of lipsticks?
”那个女生可能刚好做了新的美甲，不想弄坏而已。
Maybe the girl just had new manicures and didn't want to ruin them. That's all.
”其实我是真的力气小拧不开，不过油管上有很多教程啊，随便加个橡皮筋就能拧开了。只不过，既然有苦力可以使唤干嘛不使唤呢哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。
In fact, I can't do it because I really don't have much strength. But there're a lot of hack videos on YouTube. Just use a rubber band and the job is done. However, when you can find coolies to do the job why not just use them? Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk~
by. 沪江英语
给饮水机换水
Install New Barrels on Water Despensers
嗯，你可能从来没有看过女孩子换水。你也可能就是那个一直帮女孩子换水的人。
但是，真的别以为她们做不到好吗？她们只是在充分利用社会分工而已。
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一个人可能搬不动，难道两个人还搬不动吗？实在不行的话，不是还能把饮水机横过来吗？ It's possible that a girl cannot do it herself. But they do know how to cooperate with another girl, OK? Even if she can't find another girl, she can still put the water dispenser side-down.
”我一个人当然换得了，胯一甩就上去了。
我只是不打算在众目睽睽下展现我的飒爽英姿。 Of course I can do it alone. Just swing the crotch and the barrel is on. I just don't plan to let people see how I shine when I act so manly.
”实不相瞒，我家的冰箱都是我自己扛上来的。
To be honest, it's me who carried my refrigerator up all those floors.
by. 沪江英语
换灯泡
Change A Bulb
嗯，这个不管是在现实生活中还是在偶像剧、青春剧里都很常见。
弄得好多男生真的以为女生搞不定灯泡了。
这，这这这，我们只能报以神秘的沉默与微笑了。
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真是的，给你找了一个刷存在感的机会，结果你以为我傻白甜了. Oh dear. I gave you a chance to feel useful and you think I'm a mommy's foolish girl.
”我连韩系化妆、日系化妆、欧美系化妆这么复杂的技术都搞得定，难道搞不定换灯泡？只是自己懒得登高而已啦。
I can master techniques as difficult as Korean makeup, Japanese makeup and Western makeup. And you think I can't install a simple bulb? No no no, I just don't want to bother climbing that high myself.
”他以为我请他到我家来就是为了让他换个灯泡，然后他竟然真的就只换了一个灯泡。
I asked him to come to my place and change a bulb for me. And he literally came and just changed a bulb for me......
by. 沪江英语
大口吃饭
Gobbling
说句不黑不吹的话：在吃饭这件事上，男人真的太弱了。
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我在你们面前小口吃饭是怕你们受刺激。 I eat like a lady in front of you because I don't want you to get overwhelmed by what you would see if I do it the other way.
”讲真，跟男生一起吃饭的时候，我根本吃不饱。
Seriously, I always feel still hungry after I had a meal with a man.
”你真该看看我在家追剧的时候是怎么吃东西的。
不过当然，如果你看到了，你现在可能已经被灭口了。 You should see how I eat back home when I'm bungee watching TV dramas. But of course, if you have seen it, I probably would have already eliminated you from the world.
by. 沪江英语
判断自己的身材
Estimate Their Own Shape
女生对自己身材的观察是微米级的。
当然不可能真的向男生请教这种问题。
人类啊，你们要学会透过现象看本质。
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如果我问你“我是不是胖了？”我真的不是在问你“我是不是胖了”。 If I ask you 'Did I get fat?', I am definitely not asking you 'Did I get fat?'.
”我自己纪录的体重和三围数据都能送去做研究了好吗？
The record I keep for my weight and measurements can be uesed as experiment data, OK?
”真是的，怎么可能把这么精细的工作托付给直男的审美？
Juses Christ, how could I possibly trust a straight guy's taste for such a delicate job?
by. 沪江英语
拎包
Carry Bags
亲爱的男性同胞们，拎包这个事真的不能从重量的角度去考虑。
另外，千万不要低估女人购物时的战斗力，不管是金钱层面还是体力层面。
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哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈怎么可能拎不动。去逛个梅西百货我能分分钟给你提20大包出来。 Kkkkkkkkkkkk how could you believe that I can't do it? I can rush into the Macy's and carry out 20 huge bags in seconds if that's what you wanna see.
”这么好的献殷勤的机会，
怎么就是不知道抓住呢。 What a wonderful chance to flirt. Why don't you idiots just take it?
”身为一个劳模代购党，居然被人误以为拎不动包？我觉得这简直就是侮辱。
As a model worker among overseas purchasing agents, I have to say I feel humiliated when somebody thinks I can't carry bags.
by. 沪江英语
是的，
除此之外姑娘们还能一个人修电脑、一个人给手机贴膜、一个人搬家、一个人看恐怖片、一个人组装宜家的家具、一个人挂号看急诊。
如果技术过硬的话甚至能一个人修车、一个人杀蟑螂、一个人抓贼。
你要是还把她们当弱势群体的话，那是很让人恼火的。
话说，姑娘们，
你们还干过那些壮举啊？
有没有什么事让你觉得自己牛翻了？
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