13 of the Worst (aka Best) Dad Jokes

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As we put together the next issue of beijingkids we can’t help but share a few of the worst (or best) dad jokes in anticipation of our upcoming Beijing Baba issue.

“I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.”

“Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the ‘no-bell’ prize.”

“I used to hate facial hair…but then it grew on me.”

“It’s inappropriate to make a ‘dad joke’ if you’re not a dad. It’s a faux pa.”

“I could tell a joke about pizza, but it’s a little cheesy.”

“What did the fisherman say to the magician? Pick a cod, any cod.”

“What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk!”

“Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it’s tearable.”

“My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.”

“I ordered a chicken and an egg from Taobao. I’ll let you know.”

“The fattest knight at King Arthur’s Round Table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.”

“What does a zombie vegetarian eat? GRRRAAAAAIIIINNNNS!”

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