Are Dad Jokes Funny or Cringe?
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Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho Cheese.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
I’ll call you later. Don’t call me later, call me Dad.
Did you know the first French fries weren’t actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
You’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you’re in there? European.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!
The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.
What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff.
What did the daddy tomato say to the baby tomato? A: catch up!
The only thing worse than having diarrhea is having to spell it.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
I am terrified of elevators. I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them.
When you ask a dad if he’s alright: “No, I’m half left.”
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut.
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.
I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that’s just nuts
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
What did the ocean say to the sailboat? A. Nothing, it just waved.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick-or-treating? Because they have no body to go with.
Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.
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