「废话少说」英文怎么说？

without further ado 

废话少说、言归正传、不再啰嗦、事不延迟

Without further ado, let's get started. 

废话少说，让我们开始吧。

And so, without further ado, let me introduce tonight's speaker. 

好了，我就闲话少说，向大家介绍今晚的演讲者。

The intro

（Listening Comprehension）

Hey, what's up ? It's Mr.Wong here. I'm trying to think of something to say for today's new phrase but I got nothing. So instead, let me tell you a joke I heard way back in 2004. It's called "three men in a jungle".

So there were three men who were lost in the forest. They were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass the trial. The first step of the trial was to go into the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits. The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him, "you have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten." So he started shoving the first apple in his butt...but on the second one he winced in pain. So he was killed and went to heaven. The second guy arrived with ten small berries. When the king explained the trial to him, he thought to himself, "This should be easy !" So he started shoving the small berries in his butt, 1...2...3....4.......on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter, therefore,also, was killed. So the first guy met the second guy in heaven. The first guy asked, "Why did you laugh ? You almost got away with it man ! What the heck ?" The second guy said, "Dude, I couldn't help it. I saw the third guy coming with pineapples !" 

Haha, I hope you guys enjoyed that joke. So my question is : "What's the funniest joke you've ever heard ?" You can leave your interesting or funny response in the comment section below. And now，without further ado, let's talk about the phrase of the day which is, "without further ado" Check it out !

没看懂？请自己查字典！

（这才是真正的学习过程）