全体学生懵了！“特朗普”空降线上毕业典礼，致辞演讲中还喝了消毒水…（附视频&演讲稿）
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上周，SNL季终集段子，Alec Baldwin再次回归模仿特朗普，这次他出现在一场线上毕业典礼里，他给毕业生人生忠告：“啥事听不懂，就说这事太蠢了”，中间还忍不住咳嗽了几声，就喝了口消毒漂白水压惊。
Saturday Night Live’s unconventional 45th season finale got off to a strong start, with Kate McKinnon as a high-school principal just trying to get through a quarantine graduation ceremony. “I know this isn’t how you expected you high-school career to come to an end,” she says. “But we’re all making sacrifices. I’ve had to share my child’s Adderall with him.” She goes on to explain that her ill-advised choice to let the school’s students vote on their keynote speaker has backfired in a big way — among their choices were Barack Obama, murder hornets, and Elon Musk and Grimes’s newborn baby.
Baldwin donned a red "Make America Great Again" hat to reprise his role as the president. "Congratulations to the class of COVID-19," he said. "Wow, what an incredible energy and excitement I'm feeling right now."
He told the students he was honored to be their "valedictator," but added: "Today's not about me, it's about you. Although I should spend a little time on me first because I've been treated very poorly, even worse than they treated Lincoln."
When one student pointed out that Lincoln was assassinated, Baldwin, as Trump, continued: "Lincoln would agree. He's probably smiling up at me from Hell right now."
He then explained to the class that they are lucky to be graduating right now because there are "so many exciting new jobs out there" such as "grocery store bouncer," "porch pirate" and "amateur nurse."
He added: "I'm going to make sure colleges are open in the fall. Online college is a scam, and I should know. My online college was ranked number one craziest scam by U.S. news every year it was open."
As the class start chanting Dr. Anthony Fauci's name, Baldwin responded: "Sure everyone loves Fauci. Don't you hate when these elite medical experts tell you what to do?"
He then starts to cough and takes a drink from a bottle of Clorox bleach, dubbing it "invincibility juice."
"Look, I'm going to be honest with you guys," Baldwin's Trump continued. "I know this is hard so I'm going to give you some real advice. Believe in yourself and you can achieve anything, look at me.
"I started as the son of a simple, wealthy slumlord and grew to become a billionaire, a president and the world's leading expert on infectious diseases.
"Surround yourself with the worst people you can find so that way you'll always shine. If you don't understand something, just call it stupid... never wear sunscreen... and live everyday like it's your last because we're going to let this virus run wild."
He then told the class his favorite inspirational quote. "Reach for the stars because if you're a star, they'll let you do it," he said.
"Thank you, class of 2020, and let's have the greatest summer of our lives, who's with me?"
Baldwin then broke character before opening the show with the words: "And taped from my home, one last time, it's Saturday night."
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