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钟院士终于宣布板蓝根对新冠病毒有效了

不能不知道A  ID:bnbzda老早就算到板蓝根能抗新冠病毒,只是没想到这回他们憋了这么久才宣布。



板蓝根这样的神药,
我看就不必做体外抗病毒实验了
作者:项栋梁 来源:基本常识

10月16日,各大媒体突然集中报道了一则发生在10月13日的【新闻】,#复方板蓝根对新冠病毒有效#火速登上微博热搜。截至中午12点半,白云山A股涨停、港股上涨超过12%,合计拉升超过百亿市值。
 
嘴炮一响,何止黄金万两?
 
这一波操作你是不是觉得已经非常厉害了?不不不,和板蓝根这十几年来不断刷新医学认知的神效相比,百亿市值简直太委屈了。中国每年医保基金收入2万多亿,我认为划拨一半采购板蓝根比较合适。
 
1万亿,板蓝根值这么多,不信你看!
 
板蓝根对新冠病毒有效,厉害不厉害?

钟南山10月13日在发言中透露复方板蓝根对新冠病毒有效/视频截图
 
本来考虑全球市场新冠疫情需求的话还可以在1万亿后面再加个零,可惜老外普遍不懂中医药的神奇,那也是没有办法。
 
板蓝根对非典病毒也有效,神奇不神奇?

2003年抗击非典疫情期间的媒体报道
 
正是在非典期间的宣传一战成名,成就了板蓝根一路开挂的神药成长史。 

板蓝根还可以预防甲流,牛逼不牛逼?
白云山药业官网报道截图  

板蓝根当然也可以防禽流感,威武不威武?
白云山药业官网报道截图

你以为板蓝根只对呼吸道病毒有用?幼稚!

板蓝根对消化道的手足口病也是有效的,神奇不神奇?

白云山药业官网报道截图
  
有了前面这么多铺垫,说

板蓝根可以防治蚊虫传播的登革热,你也不会意外的吧?

白云山药业官网报道截图

以上5张截图全部来自广州白云山和记黄埔中药有限公司官方网站,是媒体对白云山公司官方宣传推广活动的报道。
 
当然也有白云山公司自己说的,这个不能推给媒体。 
白云山药业官网截图

嗯,我再解释稍微复杂一点,你可能会更明白板蓝根牛逼到什么程度:
 
登革热的病原属于黄病毒科黄病毒属,是虫媒传播疾病;
手足口的病原是一类肠病毒,有20多种,是消化道传播疾病;
禽流感和甲流的病原属于甲型流感病毒,是呼吸道传播疾病;
新冠和非典的病原属于冠状病毒,传播机理尚在研究中。

这些都是病毒病,但病原体、发病机理和传播途径都天差地别。粗暴地对比下,这些病毒之间的差别大致相当于人和狗、松鼠、骆驼之间的差别。

而板蓝根,人类文明史上最强神药,对这些病毒统统有效!
 
在对抗病毒方面能和板蓝根媲美的大概只有酒精了,所以这大概也是茅台股价不断上涨的原因?
 
根据我15年前学过已经全部忘掉臻于太极化境的数学瞎归纳法:

既然广谱抗病毒的板蓝根对这么多种类的病毒都有效,每出一种新病毒又能证明有效,那么显然可以证明,板蓝根对今后可能出现的新病毒也全都有效。
 
钟院士说他的团队通过一系列体外研究证实复方板蓝根颗粒对新冠病毒有效,我认为这纯属浪费国家科研资源。
 
板蓝根抗新冠病毒,用数学瞎归纳法就能证明,体外抗病毒实验这些无关紧要的研究不做也罢,毕竟你在体外细胞培养时倒点开水进去也能杀死一片病毒。神药板蓝根早已战功赫赫,不必再用西医那一套繁冗落后的方法检验效果。
 
有人不信,就让院士出来撑腰。
 
钟南山在发言中表示不会乱讲/视频截图


难怪广州呼吸健康研究院院长何建行在接受媒体采访时底气十足。他说:
本次参与研究的广药集团、澳门科技大学和广州呼研院是强强联合,相信在三个团队的共同努力下,一定会研究出白云山板蓝根对呼吸道疾病、呼吸道病毒的更大作用
 
你看,研究还没做他就能肯定板蓝根一定有更大作用,这就是数学归纳法坚不可摧的魅力。
 
抗击新冠病毒又多了一个神器当然可喜可贺。不过,出于对国士无双的珍惜,对钟院士敢医敢言的崇敬,我还是翻了下法律条文,小声给老人家提个醒。

《中华人民共和国中医药法》

第四十六条 开展中医药文化宣传和知识普及活动,应当遵守国家有关规定。任何组织或者个人不得对中医药作虚假、夸大宣传,不得冒用中医药名义牟取不正当利益。

医药界古训有云:

但愿世间人无病,何妨架上药生尘。

谨以拙作一篇,祝愿白云山的板蓝根少卖几包,不过分吧?


神奇的板蓝根!
作者:B哥  来源:我就BB怎么了(节选)

终于,该来的一定不会缺席。

昨天,钟南山团队在一个发布会上公开宣布,钟老亲自说,据团队一系列的体外研究初步发现,白云山复方板蓝根颗粒对新冠病毒有效。

这里的有几处重点我标注下,这是初步发现,范围是体外研究,板蓝根对新冠有效。

我只能说,毕竟是专家,说话很严谨。

而且这次特意提到了说是,白云山复方板蓝根颗粒,这句话直接导致,今天白云山 A 股涨停、港股上涨超过 13%,合计拉升超过百亿市值。

牛逼。

但是我想说的第一点是,为什么非得是白云山的板蓝根有效呢?难道其他品牌的板蓝根跟白云山的不是一个配方?如果不是,其他厂商得加油啊,大家都是板蓝根,但是板蓝根与板蓝根之间的差距咋就这么大呢,如果是,那其他生产板蓝根的厂商得感谢白云山啊,毕竟能让钟老亲自站台,实属牛逼。

总之,板蓝根这次总算是硬气了一回。

有人说,你是不是在讽刺?觉得钟老说的话有假?

不不不,这样就真的误会了。钟老是专业的,借我一万个胆子也不敢质疑,我绝对相信这是钟老团队辛苦的研究成果,我也绝对相信板蓝根对病毒在体外有效。

但是得提醒下,说了是体外研究,意思就是你把这喝进体内没啥作用,但是你在体外洗个板蓝根浴还是没问题的,长期坚持,远离病毒。

而且我建议各大日化家用品牌抓紧时间,什么板蓝根皂、板蓝根沐浴露、板蓝根洗发水啥的安排上,你们的股票涨不涨,就看谁跟进的快了。

有人说了,既然板蓝根体外对病毒有效,那么喝到体内为什么就无效呢?

因为专家说话很严谨啊,没说就一定无效,或者起码没证实有效,如果有效,那钟老肯定直接让全民开喝了啊。

如果你因为钟老说体外有效,就私自要喝进体内,那跟川普说的喝消毒水有什么区别?众所周知,消毒水对病毒在体外绝对有效的,这个是毋庸置疑的,之前你们嘲笑川皇,现在自己反而这样做,不觉得有点讽刺么。

当然了,也有不同,不同的是,喝消毒水可能会死,但是喝板蓝根有没有效不知道,但起码没啥事。

话说回来,其实很多东西在体外都有效,这个之前很多研究都表明,比如酒精、消毒水、高温在体外都对抑制病毒有效,所以按照这个逻辑,你洗个酒精浴,消毒水浴,来个高温桑拿,也都可以抗击病毒。

所以大家看消息务必要关注重点,钟老的这波发言,最大的重点就是:体外研究。


新冠的智商税又来了
作者:闫小坏儿  来源:闫小坏儿2

那个看似文质彬彬、还稍显忠厚的老者又出来了,估计莲花清温处理差不多了,又在为积压的板蓝根造势了。他不是说疗效好吗?呵呵,我微店里卖的任小米也绝不比它差,保守点说疗效90%没问题。 

本来疫情来了,大家收入都在减少,日子过得不容易,可是骗子哪管你容不容易?小刀磨得飞快…… 

有些人会认真地说:板蓝根真的是治好了我的感冒!可能真有人说:我的新冠确实是吃了莲花清温后好的! 

那我给你讲个真事。我哥的一位朋友当年刚刚在车上安了导航,仪器语音提示,小心右侧有车辆汇入。而这时真有的一辆车要并入。他这位朋友兴奋地说:哎?它连有车过来都知道,太神奇了!但是现在再讲起来,他自己都很不好意思。一个劲说:当年幼稚、幼稚啊!乡巴佬没见过世面嘛! 

有时候两件事都发生了,并没有什么因果关系。就像这位朋友右侧汇入的车辆,仅仅是个偶然。 

从科学的角度看,要有确切的因果关系,才叫疗效。而现在我们知道了,感冒,吃不吃药七天也会好的。有的病不是你吃的药治好的,是你身体自愈的。如果说歪打正着起到点作用,基本上是心理安慰剂。 

看看外国的科学家如何对待新冠。在大量数据和科研的基础上,他们已经得出了结论,新冠的死亡率,仅仅比流感略高一点点。那么,你会因为怕流感而封闭在家里不敢出门吗? 

所以他们只建议老年人或者易产生其它并发症的人,应该少出门少聚集尽量防止感染。 

而青壮年呢,该干嘛干嘛,倒是感染了反而是好事,随着时间推移,越来越多的人身体里产生了抗体,真正形成了群体免疫。而这时候,老年人再出来也没大事儿了。 

看看,这对是科学的态度。而不是某院士,腆着脸挂大金链子,继续招摇撞骗。真不知道他的库房还有什么货底子。当然啦,卖完自己的,还有亲戚的朋友的,还有各种各样厂家找他代言。只要大众的智商不提高,骗子们是绝不会收手滴。



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Just trust yourself, then you will know how to live. 只要相信自己,你就会懂得如何去生活。114. In life it's not where you go. It's who you travel with. 生命中,重要的不是你去哪里,而是与谁同行。115. Life is like a rainbow. You don't always know what's on the other side, but you know it's there. 生活像一道彩虹,你不知道另一端通向哪里,但你会知道,它总是在那里。116. When the world says,"Give up!"Hope whispers,"Try it one more time." 当全世界都在说“放弃”的时候,希望却在耳边轻轻地说:“再试一次吧”!117. I don't care about other questions and I just try to be myself. 我不在乎别人的质疑,我只会做好自己。118. Attempt doesn't necessarily bring success, but giving up definitely leads to failure. 努力不一定成功,但放弃一定失败!119. The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today. 对明天最好的准备就是今天做到最好。120. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart. 你已经一无所有,没有什么道理不顺心而为。(乔布斯) 121. Life is a journey, one that is much better traveled with a companion by our side. 人生是一场旅程,我们最好结伴同行。122. Sometimes you have to fall before you can fly. 有时候,你得先跌下去,才能飞起来。123. If you are able to appreciate beauty in the ordinary, your life will be more vibrant. 如果你擅于欣赏平凡中的美好,你的生活会更加多姿多彩。124. Be who you are, and never ever apologize for that! 坚持做自己,并永远不要为此而后悔!125. Consider the bad times as down payment for the good times. Hang in there. 把苦日子当做好日子的首付,坚持就是胜利!126. Do not pray for easy lives, pray to be stronger. 与其祈求生活平淡点,还不如祈求自己强大点。127. Everybody can fly without wings when they hold on to their dreams. 坚持自己的梦想,即使没有翅膀也能飞翔。128. There is no such thing as a great talent without great will power. 没有伟大的意志力,便没有雄才大略。129. You can't change your situation. The only thing that you can change is how you choose to deal with it. 境遇难以改变,你能改变的唯有面对它时的态度。130. Whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing well. 凡是值得做的事,就值得做好。131. Perfection is not just about control.It's also about letting go. 完美不仅在于控制,也在于释放。《黑天鹅》 132. Dream is what makes you happy, even when you are just trying. 梦想就是一种让你感到坚持就是幸福的东西。133. Never frown,because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 别愁眉不展,因为你不知道谁会爱上你的笑容。134. It's easy once you know how. 一旦你明白,就会很简单。135. In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different. 要做到不可替代,就要与众不同。136. I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. 宁愿失败地做你爱做的事情,也不要成功地做你恨做的事情。(George Burns) 137. Don't hide. Run! You'll make it to tomorrow. 别躲避,奔跑吧,你就会找到明天。138. Life comes with many challenges.The ones that should not scare us are the ones we can take on and take control of. 生活充满了挑战,唯有勇敢面对并自我掌控,我们才能克服恐惧。(安吉丽娜·朱莉) 139. Life doesn't just happen to you; you receive everything in your life based on what you've given. 一切发生在你身上的都不是碰巧。你获得什么,在于你付出了什么。140.You are more beautiful than you think. 你,要比你想象的更美丽。141. Throughout life's complications, you should maintain such a sense of elegance. 不管生活有多不容易,你都要守住自己的那一份优雅。142. When you feel like giving up, remember why you held on so long in the first place. 每当你想要放弃的时候,就想想是为了什么才一路坚持到现在。143. Enjoy your youth.You'll never be younger than you are at this very moment. 好好享受青春,你再也不会有哪个时刻会比此时更年轻了。144. You'd better bring, cause I'll bring every I've got it. 你最好全神贯注,因为我定会全力以赴!145. Take time to enjoy the simple things in life. 慢慢享受生活中的简单。146. As long as you are still alive, you will definitely encounter the good things in life. 只要活着就一定会遇上好事。147. Hold on, it gets better than you know. 挺住,事情会比你想像中要好!148. If you are fine,the sun will always shine. 你若安好,便是晴天。149. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. 磨难会让你更强大。150. Every life deserves our respect. 每一个生命都应该被尊重。151. The best feeling in the world is when you know your heart is smiling. 世间最美好的感受,就是发现自己的心在笑。152. Don't ever underestimate the heart of a champion. 永远不要低估一颗冠军的心。(Rudy Tomjanovich) 153. There is nothing permanent except change. 唯一不变的是变化。154. The difference between successful persons and others is that they really act. 成功者和其他人最大的区别就是,他们真正动手去做了。155. Don't follow the crowd, let the crowd follow you. 不要随波逐流,要引领潮流。(Margaret Thatcher) 156. People pay in advance for a coffee meant for someone who cannot afford a warm beverage. 人们提前买咖啡,让付不起的人享受温暖。157. No one is born a genius.Just keep on doing what you like and that itself is a talent. 哪有什么天才!坚持做你喜欢的事情,这本身就是一种天赋。(大野智) 158. The world is a book, and those who do not travel read only one page. 世界是一本书,不旅行的人只读了其中一页。159. You can create something more glorious than the championship. 你可以创造比冠军更荣耀的事。160. You never get a second chance to make a first impression. 永远没有第二次机会,给人留下第一印象。161. You can always be a worse version of "him", or better version of yourself. 你不是要做一个单纯优秀的人,而是要做一个不可替代的人。162. Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life. 让每一天都有机会成为你人生中最美好的一天。163. Honesty is the best policy. 做人以诚信为本。164. To a crazy ship all winds are contrary. 对于一只漫无目标的船而言,任何方向的风都是逆风。165. The outer world you see is a reflection of your inner self. 你看到什么样的世界,你就拥有什么样的内心。166. Strike while the iron is hot. 趁热打铁。167. Knowing what you cannot do is far more important than knowing what you are capable of. 知道自己不能做什么远比知道自己能做什么重要。168. People cry, not because they're weak. It's because they've been strong for too long. 哭泣,不代表脆弱,只因坚强了太久。169. Don't let yesterday use up too much of today. 别留念昨天了,把握好今天吧。(Will Rogers) 170. If you are not brave enough, no one will back you up. 你不勇敢,没人替你坚强。171. If you don't build your dream, someone will hire you to build theirs. 如果你没有梦想,那么你只能为别人的梦想打工。172. Beauty is all around, if you just open your heart to see. 只要你给自己机会,你会发现你的世界可以很美丽。173. The difference in winning and losing is most often...not quitting. 赢与输的差别通常是--不放弃。(华特·迪士尼) 174. I am ordinary yet unique. 我很平凡,但我独一无二。175. I like people who make me laugh in spite of myself. 我喜欢那些让我笑起来的人,就算是我不想笑的时候。176. Image a new story for your life and start living it. 为你的生命想一个全新剧本,并去倾情出演吧!177. I'd rather be a happy fool than a sad sage. 做个悲伤的智者,不如做个开心的傻子。178. The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. 未来属于那些相信梦想之美的人。(埃莉诺·罗斯福) 179. Even if you get no applause, you should accept a curtain call gracefully and appreciate your own efforts. 即使没有人为你鼓掌,也要优雅的谢幕,感谢自己的认真付出。180. Don't let dream just be your dream. 别让梦想只停留在梦里。181. A day without laughter is a day wasted. 没有笑声的一天是浪费了的一天。(卓别林) 182. Travel and see the world; afterwards, you will be able to put your concerns in perspective. 去旅行吧,见的世面多了,你会发现原来在意的那些结根本算不了什么。183. The key to acquiring proficiency in any task is repetition. 任何事情成功关键都是熟能生巧。《生活大爆炸》 184. You can be happy no matter what. 开心一点吧,管它会怎样。185. A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow. 今天的好计划胜过明天的完美计划。186. Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'! 一切皆有可能!“不可能”的意思是:“不,可能。”(奥黛丽·赫本) 187. Life isn't fair, but no matter your circumstances, you have to give it your all. 生活是不公平的,不管你的境遇如何,你只能全力以赴。188. No matter how hard it is, just keep going because you only fail when you give up. 无论多么艰难,都要继续前进,因为只有你放弃的那一刻,你才输了。189. It requires hard work to give off an appearance of effortlessness. 你必须十分努力,才能看起来毫不费力。190. Life is like riding a bicycle.To keep your balance,you must keep moving. 人生就像骑单车,只有不断前进,才能保持平衡。(爱因斯坦) 191. Be thankful for what you have.You'll end up having more. 拥有一颗感恩的心,最终你会得到更多。192. Beauty is how you feel inside, and it reflects in your eyes. 美是一种内心的感觉,并反映在你的眼睛里。(索菲亚·罗兰) 193. Friendship doubles your joys, and divides your sorrows. 朋友的作用,就是让你快乐加倍,痛苦减半。194. When you long for something sincerely, the whole world will help you. 当你真心渴望某样东西时,整个宇宙都会来帮忙。     When Paul Jobs was mustered out of the Coast Guard after World War II, he made a wager with his crewmates. They had arrived in San Francisco, where their ship was decommissioned, and Paul bet that he would find himself a wife within two weeks. He was a taut, tattooed engine mechanic, six feet tall, with a passing resemblance to James Dean. But it wasn’t his looks that got him a date with Clara Hagopian, a sweet-humored daughter of Armenian immigrants. It was the fact that he and his friends had a car, unlike the group she had originally planned to go out with that evening. Ten days later, in March 1946, Paul got engaged to Clara and won his wager. It would turn out to be a happy marriage, one that lasted until death parted them more than forty years later. Paul Reinhold Jobs had been raised on a dairy farm in Germantown, Wisconsin. Even though his father was an alcoholic and sometimes abusive, Paul ended up with a gentle and calm disposition under his leathery exterior. After dropping out of high school, he wandered through the Midwest picking up work as a mechanic until, at age nineteen, he joined the Coast Guard, even though he didn’t know how to swim. He was deployed on the USS General M. C. Meigs and spent much of the war ferrying troops to Italy for General Patton. His talent as a machinist and fireman earned him commendations, but he occasionally found himself in minor trouble and never rose above the rank of seaman. Clara was born in New Jersey, where her parents had landed after fleeing the Turks in Armenia, and they moved to the Mission District of San Francisco when she was a child. She had a secret that she rarely mentioned to anyone: She had been married before, but her husband had been killed in the war. So when she met Paul Jobs on that first date, she was primed to start a new life. Like many who lived through the war, they had experienced enough excitement that, when it was over, they desired simply to settle down, raise a family, and lead a less eventful life. They had little money, so they moved to Wisconsin and lived with Paul’s parents for a few years, then headed for Indiana, where he got a job as a machinist for International Harvester. His passion was tinkering with old cars, and he made money in his spare time buying, restoring, and selling them. Eventually he quit his day job to become a full-time used car salesman. Clara, however, loved San Francisco, and in 1952 she convinced her husband to move back there. They got an apartment in the Sunset District facing the Pacific, just south of Golden Gate Park, and he took a job working for a finance company as a “repo man,” picking the locks of cars whose owners hadn’t paid their loans and repossessing them. He also bought, repaired, and sold some of the cars, making a decent enough living in the process. There was, however, something missing in their lives. They wanted children, but Clara had suffered an ectopic pregnancy, in which the fertilized egg was implanted in a fallopian tube rather than the uterus, and she had been unable to have any. So by 1955, after nine years of marriage, they were looking to adopt a child. Like Paul Jobs, Joanne Schieble was from a rural Wisconsin family of German heritage. Her father, Arthur Schieble, had immigrated to the outskirts of Green Bay, where he and his wife owned a mink farm and dabbled successfully in various other businesses, including real estate and photoengraving. He was very strict, especially regarding his daughter’s relationships, and he had strongly disapproved of her first love, an artist who was not a Catholic. Thus it was no surprise that he threatened to cut Joanne off completely when, as a graduate student at the University of Wisconsin, she fell in love with Abdulfattah “John” Jandali, a Muslim teaching assistant from Syria. Jandali was the youngest of nine children in a prominent Syrian family. His father owned oil refineries and multiple other businesses, with large holdings in Damascus and Homs, and at one point pretty much controlled the price of wheat in the region. His mother, he later said, was a “traditional Muslim woman” who was a “conservative, obedient housewife.” Like the Schieble family, the Jandalis put a premium on education. Abdulfattah was sent to a Jesuit boarding school, even though he was Muslim, and he got an undergraduate degree at the American University in Beirut before entering the University of Wisconsin to pursue a doctoral degree in political science. In the summer of 1954, Joanne went with Abdulfattah to Syria. They spent two months in Homs, where she learned from his family to cook Syrian dishes. When they returned to Wisconsin she discovered that she was pregnant. They were both twenty-three, but they decided not to get married. Her father was dying at the time, and he had threatened to disown her if she wed Abdulfattah. Nor was abortion an easy option in a small Catholic community. So in early 1955, Joanne traveled to San Francisco, where she was taken into the care of a kindly doctor who sheltered unwed mothers, delivered their babies, and quietly arranged closed adoptions. Joanne had one requirement: Her child must be adopted by college graduates. So the doctor arranged for the baby to be placed with a lawyer and his wife. But when a boy was born—on February 24, 1955—the designated couple decided that they wanted a girl and backed out. Thus it was that the boy became the son not of a lawyer but of a high school dropout with a passion for mechanics and his salt-of-the-earth wife who was working as a bookkeeper. Paul and Clara named their new baby Steven Paul Jobs. When Joanne found out that her baby had been placed with a couple who had not even graduated from high school, she refused to sign the adoption papers. The standoff lasted weeks, even after the baby had settled into the Jobs household. Eventually Joanne relented, with the stipulation that the couple promise—indeed sign a pledge—to fund a savings account to pay for the boy’s college education. There was another reason that Joanne was balky about signing the adoption papers. Her father was about to die, and she planned to marry Jandali soon after. She held out hope, she would later来源:小兵说天下

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