康熙和雍正的蜜汁奏折爆红，网友：为了这个天天熬夜？皇上还真是好脾气啊

21世纪英文报 2019-03-30

近日，世纪君的盆友圈被一则《康熙和雍正批阅过的那些蜜汁奏折，终于知道为啥他们每天要批阅奏折到半夜了》的微博帖子刷屏了……

众所周知，古代的皇帝们那是相当忙碌滴……一个勤政爱民滴皇帝，各种奏折批阅起来想必真的要从凌晨忙到晚上的节奏。

本来嘛，要都是正经汇报工作也就罢了，BUT，偏偏有人“不走寻常路”，乐此不疲地给皇帝写垃圾奏折……

7月8日，知名互联网资讯博主，头条文章作者“数知实验室”在新浪微博发表了一则名为《康熙和雍正批阅过的那些蜜汁奏折，终于知道为啥他们每天要批阅奏折到半夜了》的帖子。仅一天，就有超16万网友转发，9万网友点赞。截至目前，该帖的转发和点赞数已经超过21万和17万。

A series of "memorials to the throne" in the Qing Dynasty made countless netizens burst into laughter after @Shuzhishiyanshi posted them on China’s Twitter-like Weibo late on July 8th. The post had gathered over 160,000 shares and over 90,000 likes within merely one day and has been keeping growing. By now, the number goes to over 210,000 shares and over 170,000 likes.

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上文中的memorials to the throne即我们常说的上奏给皇帝的奏折。皇帝批阅奏折可以用review files 来表示。

据悉，这些奏折最初由台北故宫博物院发布，被整理、翻译成白话文后由用户“数知实验室”发布在其微博主页。

China Taipei’s National Palace Museum originally released the memorials on its database of Ch’ing Palace Memorials and Archives of the Grand Council. They were later translated to the modern language by netizens and integrated by @Shuzhishiyanshi who posted them on Weibo.

网友版的奏折批阅彻底打翻了皇帝们在人们心中刻板严肃的形象不说，还大大的圈了一波粉丝~

Overturned the rigor and serious impressions that bear in many people’s mind, the memorials truly pulled the emperors out of the two-dimensional textbook and closer to their successors with a considerable number of fans in modern time.

世纪君记得小时候看的历史书里记载，清朝的皇帝们那可是相当的勤勉。起早贪黑的批阅奏折那都是家常便饭了。

As described in Chinese history textbooks, emperors in the Qing Dynasty had to be really diligent to finish their work. They usually got up before dawn and went to bed in the late night, sparing most of the time on memorials, the ancient “working reports” from local governors.

不过皇帝批阅的奏折到底长啥样？大臣们的“工作汇报”又都写了些啥？“数知实验室”的这个微博妥妥的刷新了网友们的认知：内容不那么有建设性也就罢了，咋怎么看怎么像“垃圾邮件”呢？！

Many people may have wondered: What and how many things did they need to tackle? Now, the newly released memorials may explain the heavy workload of emperor’s daily work. However, they seemed not that contributive as many people imagined, but more like “spam emails.”

口说无凭，世纪君这就上图~

康熙：遇上一个坚持给朕送台湾土特产的闽浙总督……明明都拒绝的这么直白了还不听。怎么破？在线等，挺急的。

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上图中的local specialty即我们常说的“土特产”，例句：He brought back bags full of exotic local specialties like chestnuts, sausages, and sesame crackers. （他从老家带回了很多土特产，比如栗子，香肠和麻糖。）

雍正：这是给朕的奏折？真的不是错拿了给某居委会大妈的表彰信嘛……

康熙：把向朕请安的折子和这俩人病故的事儿放在一起上奏，这人看来是欠收拾了……

要说这还真不能怪康熙老爷子小心眼儿，看看杭州织造这一堆请安折子大概就能理解康熙为啥这么搓火了~

A list of memorials the Weaving Commander of Hangzhou sent to Emperor Yongzheng. It appears not the emperor’s fault to misunderstand the questions.

这样让人心塞的折子说起来还真心不少……

有这种成天刷屏天气预报的……

还有摇旗呐喊打报告申请赴京给过生日的……

网友们咋看？

How do people feel?

看到大臣们如此，不少网友表示：好同情皇上，怪不得要批奏折到深夜……也有人森森滴被古代皇帝们的魅力所吸引。

Netizens crowded at comment area, sharing their sympathy to the emperors. Many said that no wonder the emperors needed to work until late night every day with such ‘heavy’ workload. And some others have totally attracted by the ancient emperors’ charisma.

有人感慨皇帝脾气好，遇到酱紫闹心的大臣居然还没发火的~（As a leader, the emperor was good-tempered in every aspect for not being mad at his governors.）

也有人说总在汇报降雨的直隶总督活脱脱就是个水军的~（Don’t you feel the ‘rainfall guy’ really like a fake fan specializing in flooding the screen?）

居然还有人说那个反复请安的可能只是网卡了，卡了，了……（这位童鞋，皮一下很开心哦~）

光评论还不过瘾，不少网友甚至玩儿起了角色扮演……瞧瞧这微信聊天的画风↓↓↓分分钟让你体会到做皇帝的不易啊！

唔，看完这些，世纪君真想说一句：这都没暴走，皇上脾气是真好啊！

综合来源：CGTN，新浪微博