外国熊孩子的黑历史，不忍直视！你没笑算我输
本文中文翻译由沪江英语原创，未经许可禁止转载。
有一种黑料叫作“当我还是个孩子的时候，我犯过的那些蠢”，
当我们还是个熊孩子的时候，天大地大心更大，但是这种孩子的“天（二）真（不）烂（懂）漫（事）”被爹妈PO出来的时候，别人笑的合不拢嘴，你掩面到哭不出声……
以下就是黑料时间——
One mother took to social media to post a photo of her son who she had found wearing her knee-high boots while watching television.
一个母亲在社交网站上晒出一张她发现自己儿子穿着她的高筒靴看电视的照片。
One parent was momentarily freaked out when they walked in to find their son watching TV with no legs.
一个家长走进来的时候发现正在看电视的儿子没有腿，瞬间吓坏了。
When one child didn't want to have to pay to go swimming, he decided to go snorkeling in the fountains of Notts Market Square instead.
一个小孩不想花钱去游泳，于是他决定在诺丁汉广场的喷泉里漂着。
This little boy decided to find a place for all of his carrots and looked incredibly pleased with himself at the end of it.
这个小男孩决定找一个地方放他所有的胡萝卜，放完后他看起来非常高兴。
An uncle posted on Twitter a hilarious picture of his young niece photobombing another family's picture.
一位叔叔在Twitter发了一张他小侄女误照进别人全家福的搞笑照片。
A parent caught their son watching cartoons at 3am and noticed he had helped himself to a couple of snacks.
父母发现他们的孩子凌晨3点在看动画片，并给自己准备了一大堆零食。
A little girl decided to make her father a card and put a sticker on it which turned out to be a woman's sanitary pad.
一个小女孩想给父亲做一张卡片,并在上面贴上一个便签，结果她把姨妈巾贴在了上面。
A child thought that they could go fishing while having a bath and wanted to use tampons as fishing rods to catch fish.
一个小孩认为他可以在洗澡的时候钓鱼，并用卫生棉条做成钓鱼竿。
The Atlantis Dolphin Bay Instructor asked the little boy to 'gently kiss the dolphin' and so he licked it instead.
亚特兰蒂斯海豚湾教练要小男孩“轻轻的亲吻海豚”，于是他开始舔海豚。
A little girl wanted to bring a purse with her to go shopping and her brother took to Twitter to post a picture of what was inside it.
一个小女孩想带着自己的钱包去购物，她哥哥拍下了她钱包里面的东西发布到Twitter上。
Taking the instructions seriously, a girl took to Twitter to post a picture of her sister applying deodorant exactly 15cm away from her underarm.
认真遵照说明，一个女孩在Twitter上发布了一张她妹妹在腋下准确15cm处喷除臭剂的照片。
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英文来源：每日邮报
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