2017中外最精彩的50条神回复，根本停不下来哈哈哈哈哈
锵锵锵锵~
万众期待的国庆长假终于过完了，恭喜，你已经过完了2017年的全部法定假期。
在这惨烈的8天里，
该被催婚的都被催婚了，
该被骗去相亲的也被骗去相亲了，
该被扔去补习班的肯定也去了补习班了，
最后甚至连鹿晗都公开谈恋爱了，
你说这日子还能过吗？
所以，为了缓解这限量版的重量级节后综合征，我们还是来看点开心的东西吧，
英大在网上给大家搜罗了50条2017年最精彩的神回复，内容遍及知乎、微博、Buzzfeed 等等等等，
还配上了独家英译哦~
中国哪里的姑娘最漂亮？
Where can you find the most beautiful girls in China?
“
微信朋友圈
WeChat Moments
”
by. 沪江英语
请给出一句很有内涵的诗句
Please name a thought-provoking sentence from a poem.
“
一懒众衫小
Once lazy, all your clothes get smaller.
”
by. 沪江英语
如何理解“穷不是一种状态”？
What's the meaning of 'poverty is not a certain situation'?
“
穷是一种常态
It's the common situation.
”
by. 沪江英语
问世上不会游泳的动物是？
What animals on earth can not swim?
“
媳妇和妈
Your wife and your mother.
”
by. 沪江英语
如果被车撞飞10米远，
爬起来之后说什么最帅？
What is the coolest thing to say after you got hit by a car and managed to stand up again?
“
下一辆
Next!
”
by. 沪江英语
Mother, what am I to you?
“
妈的智障
My karma.
”
by. 沪江英语
为什么前女友还会一直关注我呢？
What could be the reason that my ex still follows me on social networks?
“
知道你过得不好我也就放心了
Knowing that you still mess everything up makes my day.
”
by. 沪江英语
为什么打群架的时候
普遍会脱掉上衣？
Why do people usually take off their clothes when starting a gang fight?
“
假如脱掉裤子的话
总觉得有哪里不对，气氛怪怪的
Because it would be weird to take off your pants.
”
by. 沪江英语
哪件事，
让你对自己的无知感到震惊？
What is the experience in which you got shocked by your own ignorance?
“
小时候写作文要写笔名
我写了“中华绘图铅笔”
Back when I was little,
we were required to write down our pen names.
And I wrote down the name of my pen's brand.
”
by. 沪江英语
怎么反驳“你行你上啊”的逻辑？
How should I respond to 'You can you up'?
“
我评论个鸡蛋不好吃，还得自己下个蛋啊？
So I need to lay an egg to criticize an egg's flavor?
”
by. 沪江英语
如何一个月减肥40斤？
By what means can I lose 20 kilograms in a month?
“
截肢
Amputation.
”
by. 沪江英语
怎样含蓄地表达
「我已经被收买了」
How can I subtly suggest that I've been compromised?
“
我说句公道话……
Let me say this impartially...
”
by. 沪江英语
如何追求学医的女生？
How to pursue a girl majoring in medicine?
“
你好，我有病
Hi, I'm sick.
”
by. 沪江英语
为什么你长痘痘？
Why do you have pimples?
“
因为我可爱得冒泡
Because I'm just bubble-bubbly cute.
”
by. 沪江英语
你们夫妻每月挣多少钱？
How much do you two earn per month?
“
我月收入一万
加上我老婆可以到两千
My monthly income is 10,000.
And it can get to 2,000 with my wife's contribution.
”
by. 沪江英语
打雷的时候关窗户有用吗？
Does it work to close the window when it's thundering outside?
“
没用的，我试过了
关了窗雷一样在打
No, it won't. I've tried.
It was still thundering outside after I closed the window.
”
by. 沪江英语
你见过哪些概率极小极小的事件？
What extremly-small-probability event have you witnessed?
“
20道完形填空，全错
Done a cloze test of 20 questions
with 0 answer right.
”
by. 沪江英语
妹子还书的时候夹了一张面巾纸
什么意思？
What does a girl mean when she return your book but with a facial tissue in it?
“
说明你对人家有意思
This means you are paying extra attention to her.
”
by. 沪江英语
两千元人民币，想出国穷游
可以去哪些国家？
To which country can I do a budget travel with 2,000 RMB?
“
秦鲁齐蜀韩郑魏楚赵燕吴等等...
For example,
all the ancient countries that used to be China.
”
by. 沪江英语
想养一只鹦鹉
教它说一些什么话好？
I wanna keep a parrot as pet. What would be cool to teach it to say?
“
救命，我被变成鹦鹉了！
Help!
They've turned me into a parrot!
”
by. 沪江英语
呆萌和脑残的界限是？
What is the boundry between 'clumsy' and 'stupid'?
“
和
the and
”
by. 沪江英语
你临死前的遗言是什么？
What would you say before you die?
“
能不能换个医生试试？
我觉得我还能活……
Can we try another doctor?
I think I can still be worked on...
”
by. 沪江英语
为什么女生有体香，而男生没有？
Why do women give out sweet scent but men don't?
“
化妆品腌入味了
The makeup is fermenting.
”
by. 沪江英语
男生说什么话
女生会觉得很大气？
What would be manly for a man to say in front of a girl?
“
买
I'll pay.
”
by. 沪江英语
怎么说服老婆不拍婚纱照？
How can I persuade my wife not to take wedding photographs?
“
你一个道具有什么资格好叽叽歪歪的？
配合好就是了
Since when does a stage item have a say about the shooting?
Just cooperate.
”
by. 沪江英语
你看《我是歌手》吗？
Do you know I'm a Singer?
“
不是
No, you're not.
”
by. 沪江英语
热恋是一种怎样的体验？
How does it feel to love somebody insanely?
“
两个长得像猪一样的人
还怕对方被抢走了。。
Two people who are on no aspect attractive worry about each other being stolen by someone else.
”
by. 沪江英语
有什么赞扬让你比较尴尬？
Is there any compliment that makes you awkward?
“
人不可貌相啊
We really cannot judge a book by its cover, can we?
”
by. 沪江英语
你怎么一个人逛街啊？
Why are you shopping all by yourself?
“
半个人逛街我怕吓着你
I fear it would scare you to death if I were shopping all by no one.
”
by. 沪江英语
单身两年以上是什么体验？
How does it feel to be single for more than 2 years?
“
单身22年
不知道你说的是哪两年？
I've been single for 22 years.
Which 2 years are you suggesting?
”
by. 沪江英语
地球外面那一层叫什么？
How do you call the outside layer of Earth?
“
香飘飘奶茶
Xiang Piao Piao milk tea.
”
by. 沪江英语
要是在古代
姐的颜值能撑起整个青楼
Back in the ancient times, a face like mine can hold a whole brothel.
“
你是说你长得像柱子吗？
You mean you look like a pillar?
”
by. 沪江英语
很高兴为你服务
I'm glad to be at your service.
“
你高兴得太早了
You'll find out you got glad too fast.
”
by. 沪江英语
北冥有鱼，其名为鲲
Once in the northern sea, there was a fish and people called it Kun.
“
众人食之，完
And people ate it.
The end.
”
by. 沪江英语
妈，我能看电视吗？
Mom, can I watch the television?
“
当然可以啊，只要不打开就行
Of course you can, as long as it's turned off.
”
by. 沪江英语
你得揣摩出题人的意图
You need to understand why they set this question in the first place.
“
他想我死
They want me dead.
”
by. 沪江英语
你知道吗？你最终会变成你讨厌的人
You know what? You eventually become someone you loathe.
“
借你吉言，我讨厌有钱人
Thanks, I loathe people who are rich.
”
by. 沪江英语
国庆去北京旅游有什么好建议吗？
Gonna be traveling in Beijing during the National Day vacation. Any suggestion?
“
别去
Don't go.
”
by. 沪江英语
等我瘦了就回来找你
I'll come back for you when I get slim.
“
如果你不想见我，其实可以直说
You can level with me if you don't want to see me.
”
by. 沪江英语
有史以来最伟大的虚构人物是谁？
Who is the greatest fictional character in history?
“
别人家的小朋友
Someone else's child.
”
by. 沪江英语
你看看别人家的男朋友
都是吃女朋友吃剩下的饭！！！
Look at other girls' boyfriends. They eat their grilfriends' leftover.
“
那你倒是给我剩点啊
Sounds as if you ever left any over.
”
by. 沪江英语
为什么秀恩爱通常选择在中午？
Why do people always show off their relationships at noon?
“
因为早晚会有报应
Because sooner or later karma will come to them.
”
by. 沪江英语
请用一个词来形容你的男朋友
Please use one word to describe your boyfriend.
“
哪？
Where?
”
by. 沪江英语
被人追了怎么拒绝？
How do I successfully reject someone who is pursuing me?
“
接地卸妆
Remove your makeup, right now, right there.
”
by. 沪江英语
为了让你好好学习，父母都给过你什么？
What did your parents give you to make you study harder?
“
这张脸
This face.
”
by. 沪江英语
参观一个世界奇观时
你最想了解哪些信息？
What do you want to know the most when you visit a World Wonder?
“
这附近有什么好吃的吗？
What can I find to eat around there?
”
by. 沪江英语
我要如何才能显得很高冷？
How can I look high-end and cool?
“
搬去喜马拉雅
Move to the Himalayas.
”
by. 沪江英语
为什么有的男生追女生追到一半不追了？
Why do some boys give up half-way pursuing a girl?
“
你倒是给个进度条啊
Why don't you display a progress bar?
”
by. 沪江英语
为什么在洗完澡之后
有些人会觉得自己变漂亮了？
Why do some people find themselves prettier after they take a shower?
“
脑子进水了
The brain has water damage.
”
by. 沪江英语
披萨切成8块好，还是切成12块好？
Should I slice the pizza into 8 pieces or 12 pieces?
“
8块好。12块吃不下。
8 is good. 12 is too much for my stomach.
”
by. 沪江英语
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