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被“10后”作业逼疯的中国父母,又一次进了医院

九流印象 2021-04-29


转载自公众号上哪学(ID:shangnaxue)


对于我们的娃爹娃娘

有一种痛叫做

娃放学!要辅导娃搞作业!



前两周,又一个陪读妈妈负伤败阵

上海一妈妈陪出“动脉痉挛”

陪读,简直就是一道“送命题”!



还记得那些因为陪读暴走的家长吗?

下班鸡娃还不如上班工作,

每个晚上,家有学生党

都会上演一部鸡飞狗跳家庭伦理武打剧!


鸡娃有风险,且鸡且珍惜

来,下面舞台交给你——

(亮点在最后!简直哭笑不得


老娘造了什么孽,

要陪孩子写作业!

崩溃!上了小学,

再也不是我的小棉袄小可爱……

https://v.qq.com/txp/iframe/player.html?vid=n1338jfje7a&width=500&height=375&auto=0


前方高能!吓傻!

暴走的陪读爸爸自暴自弃

感受一下这排山倒海的愤怒

https://v.qq.com/txp/iframe/player.html?vid=d05200qleok&width=500&height=375&auto=0



更有一种伤不起叫“陪读妈妈”

孩子一写作业拉屎拉尿

分分钟想揍你



陪一个娃还不够虐

来个二胎一起

弄个作业绝望到

想从你的全世界消失!


撕作业、咆哮、砸桌子…

老娘当年也经过大风大雨

冒着生命危险战斗在前线

让我们红尘作伴吼得潇潇洒洒


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陪娃作业唯一的好处是

不用烫头发了

因为

气炸了!!



弄作业弄出脑溢血

每次吼完胸痛脑胀

仙女人间历劫

很快就要飞升上神了……


婚姻是女人的二次投胎

陪娃作业让我重生

不是你“死”,就是我“亡”



妈妈们老是吐槽爸爸

陪读鸡娃不参与

哪知道

爸爸陪读吼娃更是

掀桌摔椅子家产难保

哭戏打戏排山倒海

心梗骨折狂犬疫苗

陪读爸爸急火攻心

下起手来下起口来

也是吓死个人


陪读诚可贵,亲子价更高;

若为生命故,两者皆可抛。


娃爹也会修炼狮吼功

不写作业全家和谐

一写作业声嘶力竭

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想来想去还是命重要,

作业什么的就顺其自然吧

当一个“佛系父母”比较容易!


作业前,你好我好大家好

作业后,一个咆哮一个哭

什么前世情人?

爸爸陪读一样鸡飞狗跳

山崩地裂!!!



“我早想揍你一顿”

第一批80后已经快被00后气死了!

真是谁陪作业谁糟心

娃爹再bibi

来,作业交给你,卷子交给你……

https://v.qq.com/txp/iframe/player.html?vid=e056321mdan&width=500&height=375&auto=0



在陪读这条路上,简直比取西经还艰难!

历尽天劫!九九八十一难!


怪不得说当下主要矛盾已升级:

现如今最主要的家庭矛盾是一帮从小不怎么让父母操心考试成绩也能名列前茅的父母和一帮每天陪着做作业改卷子签名字但成绩依然不理想的孩子之间的矛盾。


生个孩子不容易,养个孩子更不容易,陪读更是伤心伤身还伤命!


我们的日常是:

不谈学习,母慈子孝,连搂带抱;

一谈学习,鸡飞狗跳,呜嗷嗷叫;

让老人血压高,让邻居不睡觉;

前一秒如胶似漆,下一秒叮哐就削。


给孩子的爱,像极了一句歌词:爱恨就在一瞬间。尽职尽责,精神分裂,这就是我们生活的真实写照。


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