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我亲妈和我亲老公结!婚!了!

2016-08-05 普特英语 普特英语听力网




今天给大家讲的这个故事你们不要太震惊吼! 岳母跟自己女婿搞(?)上了,强行给自己加戏把女儿挤出去自己当新娘什么的不要太有(奇)爱(葩),虽然最后大家都说真爱无敌什么的,但是看完整个故事后的小编还是想说一句:城会玩。。。


Asha Devi, 42, fell for his daughter’s husband, Suraj and finally married him in court with the lawyers as the witnesses. When the odd couple returned home after the marriage, Asha’s daughter was too shocked at the sight and fainted instantly. 

Asha Devi, 性别女,年42。是自己女婿Suraj的忠实迷妹,最后两人在几个律师欧巴的见证下于某教堂共结连理,谱写了一首爱的恋!曲! 这对奇葩夫妻结完婚后回到家,完全接受无能的女儿表示: 我也没啥好说的,只好晕上那么一晕来表示我此时此刻内心的震惊与惶恐了。



The love sparked when Asha Devi visited an ailing Suraj to check up on him. Soon, they fell in love and after she returned home, both would spend hours on the phone. Devi’s husband works in Delhi which made it convenient for Suraj to come and visit his mother-in-law quite often. Finally, the decided to get married.

那天Asha收拾收拾说要去看一下自己悲催的病号女婿,然后就这样王八看绿豆的看对眼了(我的天哪分分钟遇见真爱的节奏啊)。他们很快就爱的死去活来不知道日夜星辰.... 跟你们说!Asha回家后吼,天天跟他女婿打电话谈谈情说说爱什么的不要太快活哦!!而且你们造吗? Asha的老公在德里那边上班,然后她女婿就可以有理由经常到她家去玩(你们懂的....),这样天时地利人和之下这对小情侣的感情越发的浓稠起来,终于有一天他们忍不住要放大招了:两!人!决!定!要!结!婚!



The villagers called in the Panchayat to settle the matter but surprisingly, the Panchayat’s verdict was in favour of the lovers and they were allowed to live their conjugal life without any issues.

那热情的朝阳群众们当然不答应啊!然后各种让村委会的人出来主持公道,但是诶哟喂真是吓掉我的大牙了嘿,这群村委会成员也不知道从哪儿学得一些洋气到不行的思想居然觉得:诶不错,这个我嘛,还是蛮支持你们的嘛,你们走自己的路,让别人走桥去吧....(啥?!)



After the incident, Asha Devi’s husband took his daughter with him saying the incident would not harm his daughter anymore.

这事儿发生后,Asha老公为免自己的女儿再次受到这样不靠谱的妈伤害,让她搬来和自己住。(....讲真我不想下次给大家介绍一篇什么霸道爸爸爱上我什么的文章)



Hope it’s worth breaking her daughter’s marriage for Asha Devi.

好吧,只能说希望你们以后的生活甜甜蜜蜜值得你这样破坏你自己女儿的婚姻喽。(我只默默说一句,你们开心就好....)


讲真,小编都不是很想发他们的照片的!但是为了让你们看看男的到底有多俊女的有多俏我还是无私的奉上合照一份!大家请看!↓


(哈哈哈哈哈哈失望了吧来打我啊)




(编辑:师艳艳、李碧涛   翻译:李碧涛)



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