刷爆朋友圈的「我们是谁」出自哪里？
近日，「我们是谁」的图片刷爆了朋友圈。图中的人物出自美国漫画家Allie Brosh之手。该图片的源头就是2009年Allie Brosh创作的“This is Why I'll Never be an Adult”这一漫画。
This is why I'll never be an adult
I have repeatedly discovered that it is important for me not to surpass my capacity for responsibility. Over the years, this capacity has grown, but the results of exceeding it have not changed.
Normally, my capacity is exceeded gradually, through the accumulation of simple, daily tasks.
But a few times a year, I spontaneously* decide that I'm ready to be a real adult. I don't know why I decide this; it always ends terribly for me. But I do it anyway. I sit myself down and tell myself how I'm going to start cleaning the house every day and paying my bills on time and replying to emails before my inbox reaches quadruple digits.
*spontaneous (adj.) happening or done in a natural, often sudden way, without any planning or without being forced 自发的；非筹划安排的；非勉强的
Schedules are drafted. Day-planners are purchased. I stock up on fancy food because I'm also planning on morphing* into a master chef and actually cooking instead of just eating nachos* for dinner every night. I prepare for my new life as an adult like some people prepare for the apocalypse.
*morph (sb/sth) (into sb/sth) ：to change, or make sb/sth change into sth different（使）变化；（使）改变
*nachos：small pieces of fried tortilla (= flat bread made from maize flour) covered with melted cheese, beans, sometimes pieces of meat, and a spicy sauce 烤干酪辣味玉米片
The first day or two of my plans usually goes okay.
For a little while, I actually feel grown-up and responsible. I strut around with my head held high, looking the other responsible people in the eye with that knowing glance that says "I understand. I'm responsible now too. Just look at my groceries."
At some point, I start feeling self-congratulatory*.
*self-congratulatory：praising yourself or saying how well you have done something 自鸣得意的，沾沾自喜的
This is a mistake.
I begin to feel like I've accomplished my goals. It's like I think that adulthood is something that can be earned like a trophy in one monumental burst of effort and then admired and coveted for the rest of one's life.
What usually ends up happening is that I completely wear myself out*. Thinking that I've earned it, I give myself permission to slack off* for a while and recover. Since I've exceeded my capacity for responsibility in such a dramatic fashion, I end up needing to take more recovery time than usual. This is when the guilt-spiral starts.
*wear sb out：to make someone extremely tired 使（某人）筋疲力尽
*slack off 松懈；懈怠；偷懒
The longer I procrastinate on returning phone calls and emails, the more guilty I feel about it. The guilt I feel causes me to avoid the issue further, which only leads to more guilt and more procrastination. It gets to the point where I don't email someone for fear of reminding them that they emailed me and thus giving them a reason to be disappointed in me.
Then the guilt from my ignored responsibilities grows so large that merely carrying it around with me feels like a huge responsibility. It takes up a sizable portion of my capacity, leaving me almost completely useless for anything other than consuming nachos and surfing the internet like an attention-deficient squirrel on PCP.
At some point in this endlessly spiraling disaster, I am forced to throw all of my energy into trying to be an adult again, just to dig myself out of the pit I've fallen into. The problem is that I enter this round of attempted adulthood already burnt out from the last round. I can't not fail.
It always ends the same way. Slumped* and haggard*, I contemplate the seemingly endless tasks ahead of me.
*slumped：having your head low and shoulders forward 耷拉着脑袋的；萎靡不振的
*haggard：looking ill or tired, often with dark skin under the eyes 憔悴的，形容枯槁的
And then I rebel.
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