崔娃辣评川普全国电视讲话，各种骚操作让新冠疫情乱上添乱……（附视频&解说稿）
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当地时间3月11日晚，美国总统特朗普在白宫发表了全国电视演讲，就在特朗普发表完这番讲话后，美媒的批评也接踵而至，称特朗普的讲话显示他并不了解疫情，只是在不断找替罪羊。
今天每日秀崔娃专门做了一期节目来吐槽特朗普的全国讲话，脱口秀中他提到了，特朗普将新冠病毒错误地视作“外国病毒”，他甚至仍然认为只要禁止中国和欧洲人来美国，就可以战胜病毒等各种奇怪的言论。
同时，崔娃也找来了特朗普在全国讲话前后的视频，不知道的还以为是看周六夜现场SNL， 被央视疯狂报道过的崔娃把大统领黑惨了！ 不过，谁在直播前后不都是反差很大呢？
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With the world on edge, people are looking to their leaders for reassurance and answers. Unfortunately, we have him. So, last night, the president held an emergency live address from the Oval Office to calm the nation down and to find someone else to blame.
NEWSWOMAN: Breaking news. Tipping point. President Trump addresses the nation on the coronavirus pandemic, using just his second Oval Office speech to announce the U.S. will suspend most travel from Europe. The European Union failed to take the same precautions and restrict travel from China and other hot spots. As a result, a large number of new clusters in the United States were seeded by travelers from Europe. This is the most aggressive and comprehensive effort to confront a foreign virus in modern history.
Okay, first of all, it isn't a foreign virus. It's just a virus, okay? Trump makes it sound like corona doesn't speak English. And-and... And also, we can blame Europe for many things-- colonialism, skinny jeans, Piers Morgan-- but this virus is worldwide, all right? It was gonna get here no matter what Europe did.
Honestly, it's beginning to look like shutting down borders is just Trump's go-to solution for everything. This is all he thinks about. "What? Problem? Shut a border. Problem? Shut a border." Does he do this in his personal life, too? Yeah? Is Melania just like, "I don't love you anymore, Donald." And he's like, "Close the borders. No one's getting in or out of this marriage."
Now, Donald Trump's presidential address turned out to be as calming as a pack of fireworks dropped into a bag of cocaine, because not only did he surprise everyone with this announcement but it turns out he almost got everything wrong.
NEWSMAN: President Trump ramping up his response to the coronavirus outbreak, but instead of reassuring the public, he caused more confusion than calm, like this statement. We will be suspending all travel from Europe to the United States for the next 30 days.
NEWSMAN: The Department of Homeland Security quickly clarifying, assuring the travel restrictions will not apply to U.S. citizens, permanent residents and some of their family members. The ban instead would only apply to foreign nationals. Trump caused more uncertainty when he said the restriction would apply to trade. And these prohibitions will not only apply to the tremendous amount of trade and cargo but various other things.
NEWSMAN: But Trump took to Twitter to clear up that statement, writing, "It is..." (reading): President Trump further jumbled the message when he addressed the health care costs associated with coronavirus. Earlier this week, I met with the leaders of health insurance industry, who have agreed to waive all co-payments for coronavirus treatments.
NEWSMAN: A White House official later corrected the notion, saying co-payments would be waived only for coronavirus tests, not for treatments of the disease. I'm-I'm sorry, but this is... this is unbelievable. Like, I would... I would understand if Trump made mistakes, right, if this whole thing was off-the-cuff. But how is it possible to get so many things wrong in a prewritten speech? This is crazy. Watching an Oval address shouldn't be a game of two truths and a lie.
He's just up there like, "The coronavirus is very dangerous. "We need to be vigilant. And my babysitter growing up was Kareem Abdul-Jabbar." "God bless America."
And this misinformation that the president spread, it caused actual chaos, right? The European travel ban doesn't include American citizens, but that's not what Trump said in his speech.
So Americans who are on vacation in Europe rushed to the airport in a panic to fly home before the ban took effect. Yeah, there were even reports of people shelling out thousands of dollars for a last-minute ticket 'cause they were panicking.
Yeah. And then the ones who couldn't get them, they just hung off the airplane like one of those trains in India. Trump caused so much confusion that even the coronavirus was probably like, "Okay, wait, can I fly to America or not? "Like, I-I'm just gonna call Delta. I don't know what's going on here."
So, just to be clear, Americans... Americans can fly home from Europe. Which, if you think about it, means they could bring corona back. Yeah. It's not a fail-safe. 'Cause Americans always bring something back with them whenever they come from Europe. Yeah, it's a thing they do, whether it's a disease or a dumb new way to say "croissant."
Yeah. It's a croissant, okay? You're from Philly. Calm down. And another thing. Another thing that doesn't make sense is that although Trump banned travel from Europe, he didn't ban flights from Ireland and the U.K. And when Trump was asked about that today, he gave one of the strangest explanations of all time.
And one of the reasons the U.K., basically, has been... Uh, it's got the border. It's got very strong borders. And, uh, they're... they're doing a very good job. They don't have very much infection at this point, and hopefully, they'll keep it that way. I'm sorry, what?
The U.K. is fine because it's got "the border"? Other countries in Europe also have "the border." Unless, maybe, does he mean the water? Is that it? What, does Trump think the coronavirus doesn't know how to swim? Because that's racist.
And also, also, I don't even... I... Like, I can't believe I'm saying... It's not true. The U.K. and Ireland have more corona cases than many of the countries on that list that is banned.
So, let's just be real. The reason the U.K. and Ireland are exempt is probably because Trump owns golf courses there. Yeah. Well, that's what I think. You know, if-if Iran thought about it, they would just put a Trump golf course in Tehran. Yeah. They'd have a nuclear deal tomorrow. Trump would just be like, "Now you're enriching me and uranium. It's a win-win. Win-win."
So... So, look, I'm not gonna sugarcoat it. President Trump's Oval Office address last night, it was an absolute disaster, right? But there was a silver lining. Because, you see, for some strange reason, the cameras were recording Trump before he gave his address, all right? But he didn't realize it was rolling. And so today, we got to see the real Trump when he's not acting presidential. And honestly, this was pure comedy gold.
You want to do this for me, Alex, please? What's our timing?
MAN: Two minutes and 20 seconds. Do you like the book being on the desk or not?
Would you rather have it not be? May-Maybe it looks better. Gives you something up here, right?
Does it matter? What? Oh, Uh-oh. I got a pen mark. Anybody have any white...
Do you have any white stuff?
"Oh, . Does anyone have any white stuff?" First of all, his name is Mike Pence, okay, Mr. President?
But can I just say... I can safely
say, this is the first time in my life that I've seen the deleted scenes of a
presidential address. Like, America's downfall might be scary, but, you got to
admit, the bloopers are hilarious, you know? And it was-- it was really weird
hearing a president in the Oval Office say, "Oh, (bleep)."
Although I guess now we know what it sounds like whenever he gets a call from Eric. Now, I'm-I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that Donald Trump is as freaked out by coronavirus as regular citizens, which is wild, because he's the president. And the reason I say that is because it turns out the cameras carried on rolling -after Trump ended his speech, and-and his reaction was priceless. God bless you, and God bless America. Thank you. Okay. Okay. Yeah... That... is not the sound you want to hear from a president after a serious address.
FDR didn't reassure the nation by saying, "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. "Okay, Daddy needs a margarita. "Can I get a margarita? Ha. I need a drink. Oh, they still-- they're still here?" So, look, this is all to say that, despite the efforts of sports leagues, amusement parks, state and local governments, unfortunately, the man at the top just does not seem to have his shit together. And with coronavirus now in full pandemic mode, all I have to say to that is, oh, .
特朗普就新冠疫情发表全国讲话
My fellow Americans: Tonight, I want to speak with you about our nation’s unprecedented response to the coronavirus outbreak that started in China and is now spreading throughout the world.
Today, the World Health Organization officially announced that this is a global pandemic.
We have been in frequent contact with our allies, and we are marshalling the full power of the federal government and the private sector to protect the American people.
This is the most aggressive and comprehensive effort to confront a foreign virus in modern history. I am confident that by counting and continuing to take these tough measures, we will significantly reduce the threat to our citizens, and we will ultimately and expeditiously defeat this virus.
From the beginning of time, nations and people have faced unforeseen challenges, including large-scale and very dangerous health threats. This is the way it always was and always will be. It only matters how you respond, and we are responding with great speed and professionalism.
Our team is the best anywhere in the world. At the very start of the outbreak, we instituted sweeping travel restrictions on China and put in place the first federally mandated quarantine in over 50 years. We declared a public health emergency and issued the highest level of travel warning on other countries as the virus spread its horrible infection.
And taking early intense action, we have seen dramatically fewer cases of the virus in the United States than are now present in Europe.
The European Union failed to take the same precautions and restrict travel from China and other hotspots. As a result, a large number of new clusters in the United States were seeded by travelers from Europe.
After consulting with our top government health professionals, I have decided to take several strong but necessary actions to protect the health and wellbeing of all Americans.
To keep new cases from entering our shores, we will be suspending all travel from Europe to the United States for the next 30 days. The new rules will go into effect Friday at midnight. These restrictions will be adjusted subject to conditions on the ground.
There will be exemptions for Americans who have undergone appropriate screenings, and these prohibitions will not only apply to the tremendous amount of trade and cargo, but various other things as we get approval. Anything coming from Europe to the United States is what we are discussing. These restrictions will also not apply to the United Kingdom.
At the same time, we are monitoring the situation in China and in South Korea. And, as their situation improves, we will reevaluate the restrictions and warnings that are currently in place for a possible early opening.
Earlier this week, I met with the leaders of health insurance industry who have agreed to waive all copayments for coronavirus treatments, extend insurance coverage to these treatments, and to prevent surprise medical billing.
We are cutting massive amounts of red tape to make antiviral therapies available in record time. These treatments will significantly reduce the impact and reach of the virus.
Additionally, last week, I signed into law an $8.3 billion funding bill to help CDC and other government agencies fight the virus and support vaccines, treatments, and distribution of medical supplies. Testing and testing capabilities are expanding rapidly, day by day. We are moving very quickly.
The vast majority of Americans: The risk is very, very low. Young and healthy people can expect to recover fully and quickly if they should get the virus. The highest risk is for elderly population with underlying health conditions. The elderly population must be very, very careful.
In particular, we are strongly advising that nursing homes for the elderly suspend all medically unnecessary visits. In general, older Americans should also avoid nonessential travel in crowded areas.
My administration is coordinating directly with communities with the largest outbreaks, and we have issued guidance on school closures, social distancing, and reducing large gatherings.
Smart action today will prevent the spread of the virus tomorrow.
Every community faces different risks and it is critical for you to follow the guidelines of your local officials who are working closely with our federal health experts — and they are the best.
For all Americans, it is essential that everyone take extra precautions and practice good hygiene. Each of us has a role to play in defeating this virus. Wash your hands, clean often-used surfaces, cover your face and mouth if you sneeze or cough, and most of all, if you are sick or not feeling well, stay home.
To ensure that working Americans impacted by the virus can stay home without fear of financial hardship, I will soon be taking emergency action, which is unprecedented, to provide financial relief. This will be targeted for workers who are ill, quarantined, or caring for others due to coronavirus.
I will be asking Congress to take legislative action to extend this relief.
Because of the economic policies that we have put into place over the last three years, we have the greatest economy anywhere in the world, by far.
Our banks and financial institutions are fully capitalized and incredibly strong. Our unemployment is at a historic low. This vast economic prosperity gives us flexibility, reserves, and resources to handle any threat that comes our way.
This is not a financial crisis, this is just a temporary moment of time that we will overcome together as a nation and as a world.
However, to provide extra support for American workers, families, and businesses, tonight I am announcing the following additional actions: I am instructing the Small Business Administration to exercise available authority to provide capital and liquidity to firms affected by the coronavirus.
Effective immediately, the SBA will begin providing economic loans in affected states and territories. These low-interest loans will help small businesses overcome temporary economic disruptions caused by the virus. To this end, I am asking Congress to increase funding for this program by an additional $50 billion.
Using emergency authority, I will be instructing the Treasury Department to defer tax payments, without interest or penalties, for certain individuals and businesses negatively impacted. This action will provide more than $200 billion of additional liquidity to the economy.
Finally, I am calling on Congress to provide Americans with immediate payroll tax relief. Hopefully they will consider this very strongly.
We are at a critical time in the fight against the virus. We made a life-saving move with early action on China. Now we must take the same action with Europe. We will not delay. I will never hesitate to take any necessary steps to protect the lives, health, and safety of the American people. I will always put the wellbeing of America first.
If we are vigilant — and we can reduce the chance of infection, which we will — we will significantly impede the transmission of the virus. The virus will not have a chance against us.
No nation is more prepared or more resilient than the United States. We have the best economy, the most advanced healthcare, and the most talented doctors, scientists, and researchers anywhere in the world.
We are all in this together. We must put politics aside, stop the partisanship, and unify together as one nation and one family.
As history has proven time and time again, Americans always rise to the challenge and overcome adversity.
Our future remains brighter than anyone can imagine. Acting with compassion and love, we will heal the sick, care for those in need, help our fellow citizens, and emerge from this challenge stronger and more unified than ever before.
God bless you, and God bless America.Thank you.
美国同胞们，今晚，我就这场新冠状肺炎发表讲话，宣布我们前所未有的应对措施。
今天，世界卫生组织正式宣布这是一项全球计划——即(新冠肺炎进入了)全球大流行(阶段)。我们与盟友保持频繁联系，并正在进行评估和调动政府的全部力量，来保护国人。
这是现代历史上攻克外国病毒的最艰巨而全面的努力。我确信，通过依靠并继续采取这些严格措施，我们将显着减少(病毒)对人民的威胁，并最终迅速击败该病毒。
从一开始，各国及其人民都面临着前所未有的挑战，包括大规模的、非常危险的健康威胁。病毒就是毒，不会改变(This is the way it always was and always will be.)，能改变的是我们如何应对，我们(美国政府)在以极为迅速的和专业精神进行应对。
我们的团队在世界上首屈一指，并启动了联邦政府50多年来第一项隔离措施。由于病毒感染惊人，我们宣布了公共卫生紧急状态，并对其它国家发出了最高级别的旅行警告。
由于我们尽早采取紧急行动，现在美国的病例大大少于欧洲。
而欧盟未能采取同样的预防措施，对疫区进行旅行限制，结果来自欧洲的旅行者在美国大量进行群聚传播。
在咨询了政府的高级卫生专家之后，我决定采取一些有力的、必要的行动，以保护所有美国人的健康。
为了防止新病例进入我国，未来30天内我们禁止所有从欧洲到美国的旅行。新规定将于周五午夜生效，这些限制将根据当地情况进行调整。
这些禁令不仅适用于大量的贸易和货物，而且批准后还适用于其它情况，我们目前的(限制)对象是从欧洲到美国的任何(人或物)，但经过适当筛查的美国人将获得豁免，这些限制也不适用于英国。(编者注：特朗普在发表讲话1小时后推文提醒说：“请记住，这对所有国家和企业都非常重要，贸易活动绝不会受到欧洲30天旅行限制的影响; 限制令制止的是人而不是货物。”)
同时，我们正在监视疫区的疫情。随着情况的改善，我们将重新评估目前的限制和警告，有可能提前解除。
本周初，我会见了健康保险行业的领袖，他们同意放弃新冠状病毒治疗的所有自付费用，并为了防止产生意外的医疗费，他们同意将保险范围扩大到(新冠肺炎肺炎)治疗领域。
我们削减政府大量的繁文缛节，在创纪录的短时间内提供抗病毒治疗，这些作法将大大减少病毒的影响和传播范围。
此外，上周我签署了一项83亿美元的支出法案，以帮助CDC(美国疾控中心)等其它政府机构抗击病毒、生产疫苗、进行治疗和分发医疗用品。我们的测试范围和测试能力每天都在迅速扩大，我们动作很快。
对绝大多数美国人来说，感染病毒的风险非常非常低。年轻人和健康人如果感染该病毒，他们应该能够迅速地完全康复。具有潜在健康问题的老年人是最高风险人群，他们必须非常非常小心。
具体而言，我们强烈建议老年人护理院暂停所有不必要的医疗就诊，老年人也应避免在拥挤的地区进行不必要的旅行。
美国政府正在直接与疫情爆发最严重的社区进行协调，我们已发布有关停课、社会疏远和减少大型聚会的指南。
每个社区都面临着不同的风险，您遵循当地官员的指导方针是至关重要的，他们跟我们一流的联邦卫生专家紧密合作。
对所有美国人而言，至关重要的是，每个人都应采取额外的预防措施，并保持良好的卫生习惯。我们每个人可以参与战胜这种病毒。比如洗手、清洁经常使用的(物体)表面、打喷嚏或咳嗽时遮盖住脸和嘴。最重要的是，如果您生病或感觉不适，请待在家里!
为了确保受到病毒感染的在职美国人可以待在家里，而不必担心经济困难，我将很快采取紧急行动，提供前所未有的财政救济。救济对象将包括针对因新冠状病毒的患者、受到隔离的或照顾他人的人。
我将要求国会采取立法行动，以扩大这一救济范围。
由于过去三年来我们实施的经济政策，到目前为止，我们拥有全球最出色的经济(成果)。
我们的银行和金融机构拥有充分的资本，实力强大，失业率处于历史低位。巨大的经济繁荣为我们提供了应对任何威胁的灵活性、储备和资源。
这不是金融危机，这只是一个短暂的时刻，我国将和整个世界共同克服疫情。
为了对美国工人、家庭和企业提供额外的支持，我今晚宣布以下附加措施：我指示小型企业管理局(SBA)行使现有权力，为受新冠状病毒影响的公司提供资本和流动资金，该措施即可生效。
SBA将开始在受影响的州和地区提供经济贷款，这些低息贷款将帮助小型企业克服由病毒引起的暂时性经济中断。为此，我要求国会为该计划再增加500亿美元的资金。
我将使用紧急授权，指示财政部针对某些受到不利影响的个人和企业，推迟缴税，并免除(迟缴税款的)利息或罚款。此举将为经济带来超过2,000亿美元的额外流动资金。
最后，我呼吁国会向美国人立即减免工资税，希望他们会认真考虑这一点。
我们正处于抗击疫情的关键时刻，我们采取了挽救生命的举措，对疫区采取了早期行动(旅行禁令)。现在我们必须对欧洲采取同样的行动，不会拖延。我将毫不犹豫地采取任何必要步骤，来保护美国人民的生命、健康和安全。我将永远把美国的福祉放在第一位。
世上没有哪个国家比美国更有准备、更有弹性。我们拥有世界上最好的经济、最先进的医疗保健以及最有才华的医生，科学家和研究人员。
我们荣辱与共。我们必须抛弃政治(偏见)，停止党派(纷争)，形成一个国家和一个家庭。
历史一次又一次地证明，美国人总是面临挑战并将其克服。
我们的未来比任何人想像的都要光明， 我们将怀有善良和爱心，来治愈病患、照顾他人和帮助同胞，我们将更加强大、更加团结的摆脱挑战。
上帝保佑你们，上帝保佑美国。谢谢。
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