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BEIJING, Nov. 6 (Xinhua) -- China will firmly adhere to opening-up and the principle of multilateralism to push for the in-depth development of globalization, Chinese Premier Li Keqiang said on Tuesday.

Li made the remarks when holding the third "1+6" Roundtable with leaders of major international economic and financial institutions in Beijing.

When talking about the current global economic situation, Premier Li said the world has come at a cross road and faces a historical choice.

"We believe multilateralism is the only way to achieve prosperity and inclusive growth, and the trend of globalization should not be reversed," he said.

He also said that China is willing to strengthen communication and consultation with all parties to accommodate the interests of countries of different development stages and groups of different income levels.

China firmly supports multilateralism and opposes unilateralism and protectionism, and will work with other countries to promote economic globalization toward a more open, inclusive, universally beneficial, balanced and win-win direction, and jointly build an open world economy, Li said.

Full Text: Joint Press Release of the Third "1+6" Roundtable

斯诺登在俄罗斯声称,美国已窃取百亿计中国人短信内容。经FBI分析,35%是节日祝福语,25%是商业广告,30%是办假证、贷款、复制手机卡监听小三等垃圾信息。

奥巴马有点扫兴问:那“剩余的10%一定很有价值吧?”        

情报局长:“报告总统,都是黄段子……”

奥巴马扼腕痛心,又问:“那微信怎么样?” 

中情局长说:“35%是人生教诲感悟,25%是吃货们晒的美食,30%是卖衣服鞋子手表的。” 

奥巴马急切地问:“那剩下的10%呢?” 中情局长半天埋头不语。

奥巴马再追问”你干嘛呢?

”局长苦着脸答曰:”报告总统,我必须得转发这条微信。”

奥巴马怒不可遏:“问你剩下10%呢?你转发微信干嘛?” 

中情局长答曰:“剩下10%的内容是不转发死全家的!刚才我已经转发给您了。”

奥巴马一身冷汗道:“中国人真厉害啊!”说完转身就走。

中情局长追着问:“总统您干嘛去啊?”

奥巴马急匆匆地答道:“我给普京转发过去……”

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BEIJING, Nov. 6 (Xinhua) -- China will firmly adhere to opening-up and the principle of multilateralism to push for the in-depth development of globalization, Chinese Premier Li Keqiang said on Tuesday.

Li made the remarks when holding the third "1+6" Roundtable with leaders of major international economic and financial institutions in Beijing.

When talking about the current global economic situation, Premier Li said the world has come at a cross road and faces a historical choice.

"We believe multilateralism is the only way to achieve prosperity and inclusive growth, and the trend of globalization should not be reversed," he said.

He also said that China is willing to strengthen communication and consultation with all parties to accommodate the interests of countries of different development stages and groups of different income levels.

China firmly supports multilateralism and opposes unilateralism and protectionism, and will work with other countries to promote economic globalization toward a more open, inclusive, universally beneficial, balanced and win-win direction, and jointly build an open world economy, Li said.

Full Text: Joint Press Release of the Third "1+6" Roundtable

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