再说我短， 我就长给你看

文：摇摇冻@TOPYS   

为了向你证明，咱还真不是一家只能订酒店的网站，Hotels.com把自己的域名改了。

以前是： www.Hotels.com

对不起，现在成了：

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www.Hotels.AndCastles.AndHouseboats.AndIgloos.AndTeepees.AndRiversideCabins.

AndLakesideCabins.AndPondsideCabins.AndStreamAdjacentCabins.
AndCabinsThatArentNearAnyBodiesOfWaterWhatsoever.AndLakeHouses.
AndRegularHousesAndLodgesAndSkiLodgesAndAllThings.
Ski/ChaletRelatedAndBoutiquesAnd5StarSuitesAndRetreatsAndBungalows
AndJungleBungalowsAndOtherKindaLessExcitingBungalowsAndCabanas
AndOceansideCabanasAndSeaSideCabanasWhichSeemLikeTheSameThing
AndBedAndBreakfastsAndJustBedsBecauseThoseAreKindOfA
RequirementInRoomsOfAnyKindInOurOpinionAndCottagesAndVacation
HomesAndHostelsAndYouCanGetRewardedBasicallyEverywhereAnd
ResortsAndGetawaysAndInnsAndHarborInnsAndVillasForGuysNamedJamie
FromNorthEasternMiamiAndVillasForHumansNamedAnyOtherKindOf
HumanNameAndTreehousesAndHousesNearTreesAndRanchesForPeople
WhoReallyLikeFarmAnimalsAndRanchesForPeopleWhoJustFeelKindOf
SoSoAboutFarmAnimalsAndRanchesInGeneralAndCliffHousesAndRewards
AndYesWeAreSurprisedYouAreStillTypingAtThisPointButHeyWeStillHave
MoreAccomodationsSoWeWillJustKeepListingThemBroBroAndBeach
GetawaysAndSnowyGetawaysAndThoseAreTheOnlyTwoKindsOfGetaways
AndMansionsAndLoftsAndFarmStaysAndFarmStayRetreatsSpecifically
InNewZealandBecauseNothingSaysLuxuryLikeAnExcessOfHayAndGoat
NoisesAndIceHotelsAndIceCabinsAndIceLodgesAndHotelsWithBalcony
CapabilitiesAndHotelsWithRooftopsBecauseEveryHotelNeedsARoofItIs
KindOfJustLogisticalAndTimesharesAndCountryHomesAndPalazzinas
AndYesWeKnowWhatPalazzinasAreDontActLikeWeDontWhoIsTheExpertHere
AndPenthousesAndManorsAndStatelyManorsWhichFeelPrettySimilar
AndTownhousesAndPalacesAndHousesAndCasasWhichAreHouses
ButInSpanishAndGuestHousesForWomenNamedTammyWhoLiveForA
GreatDealAndRewardsForEveryoneElseWhoLikesAGreatDealAndAllTypes
OfPlacesForPetsAndAllTypesOfPlacesForNotPetsAndThemedHotels
AndPirateHotelsAndFairyTaleHotelsAndHauntedHotelsAndHaunted
MotelsOrToPutItAnotherWayMotelsAndYesWeAreStillGoingAndFamily
ResortsAndPlacesNearGoatYogaAndPlacesWherePeopleHaveMuscles
AndPlacesThatServeMelonBetweenTheHoursOf6And10AMAndHouse
YachtsAndYachtClubsAndOtherThingsOnOrNearWaterAndDolphin
MotelsInLowerSanDiegoAndAlsoYurts.com

△Hotels.com 的新域名

这条号称史上最长的域名，由2083 个英文字符组成。除了酒店，咱还有城堡、船屋、冰屋、圆锥形帐篷、河边小屋、湖边小屋、池塘边小屋、溪边小屋、管它什么屋反正就是你能想象到的各种屋，巧妙植入Hotels.com 可提供的各种房型。

怎么？一长串密密麻麻的英文字母看着就脑壳儿疼？你也可以选择退后几步、静静闭目聆听这段由Captain Obvious带来的相声贯口《报房型》。（误）

https://v.qq.com/txp/iframe/player.html?vid=p0655v77c2n&width=500&height=375&auto=0

不夸张，完整念完这条域名的口播就需要3分钟。

开玩笑，喜提史上最长域名显然是广告创意公司 CP+B精心策划的一场“闹剧”。

对不起，我要剧透，当你尝试输入这一长串网址最终……还真的能跳转回 Hotels.com的网站首页。

 CP+B的创意总监Quinn Katherman表示，这则campaign是为了传达：Hotels.com让你无论身处何时何地都能自在做自己。“URL是我们目前在网络体验中容易被忽视的部分，让人们再次注意到URL最好的方法便是发布最长的URL。”

除了史上最长的URL噱头，Hotels.com还推出系列广告短片，甭管你在多么荒谬又无厘头的场景中跳舞、踩酿葡萄酒、击打手鼓……Hotels.com都鼓励你：You do you and get rewarded！（做自己，就能获得回报）

https://v.qq.com/txp/iframe/player.html?vid=p0655ppuqxk&width=500&height=375&auto=0

嗯，Hotels.com才不跟你们玩儿虚的，这个回报可能就是指网站推出的限时优惠活动——输入优惠码 “MORETHANHOTELS”即可享有满200美元减20美元的优惠。

有些时候长不如短，有些时候短不如长。

管你喜欢长还是短，至少Hotels.com皮这一下很开心。

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